Jake Quickenden #79 Face like a scrotum, hair's an iced gem, how long until he mentions the dead again?

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Only 1,000 likes but has nearly 50,000 views… no one gives a shit fakey!
Also it seems he has got rid of that gifted sauna from his garage!
 
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How did someone so pretty but obviously obnoxious turn into the flaps now.That’s what happens when you are clearly settling for the life she has chosen.Needs to knock the selling shit on the head and following people who show you how to do reels isn’t going to save that marriage
 
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He posted that video of Spud 'telling fibs' in a bid to expose Sophies behaviour towards him. He'll have no doubt done something to provoke her and when she retaliated and went off on one he probably threatened her with showing her true colours to her followers.
He knew exactly what he was doing!
Even the sarcastic look to the camera when he says he's happy that Mummy's home. He's being manipulative and letting her know how easily he can expose her and ruin her reputation online.
I've met people like him before unfortunately and she needs to run for the hills.
 
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Looks nothing like him . At all .

But he's not Eyals , anyway
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It was funny , watching the clip on Celebs go Dating where Eyal pied ol Flapz


Let us enjoy it once more


Omg makes me howl everytime. Her and Fake are suited..both make complete twats out of themselves in public and when a camera is on them! If only she'd kept that big gob shut she may not have ended up with skintenden!
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Exactly what I was thinking. Probably threatened to ruin her if she ever leaves him and takes the spud. Nasty piece of shit. The stuff she's probably got on him though. He's the kind to make her look bad and ruin her life first just to try and save his own skin so he comes out smelling of roses.
 
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she got those flowers herself in Tesco. I always do. They must've been on special offer as Spud says 'ruined'.

Get a divorce love - you're fucked if you don't!

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Fakey's been quiet today. Probably staying in a Travelodge!
Jesus for the love of Christ will these pair of imbeciles cut that child’s hair! It’s not cute. It’s not edgy. It’s ratted, matted and scruffy as fuck and is ALWAYS in his eyes. He’s behind enough in every way as it is without adding impaired vision to the list
 
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Fakeys latest feel is giving me Shia LaBeouf motivational speech vibes.
Is it the one where he’s in his grifted “gym” in his shared ownership house/garage?? I seriously think he’s watched the Tyson Fury documentary on Netflix too many times, the fool is acting very like Tyson Fury it’s actually frightening the way he’s trying to copy him just because he’s doing some shit fixed MMA fight and one cameraman has filmed him a few times when training for this shit show! There has to be a mental health disorder for mimicking someone else’s personality traits? or is he just a weirdo who craves attention?? He is making an absolute fool of himself, how the fuck has someone not told him that he needs to stop this pathetic instagram/wanting to be famous shit?? Christ almighty grow the fuck up Prickenden you are a nobody, get over yourself ffs you were just some cunt on x factor about 10 years ago!
 
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How does someone so hagged love himself so much?
and that’s what he looks like with filters The pair of them definitely see something different in their phone screens/mirrors than the rest of us do. The ugliness inside and out is there for all to see.
 
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Can you remember that gifted work out mirror thing never been seen again I despise this haggard cunt so much
 
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Has he got a 12 hour day again todayHe’s truly hating this full Monty gig and I’m loving it Flaps going to master reels with her new following what a sad life they both have.They may be able to pay the mortgage until next year and will be interesting to see his income when zelda does his books.
 
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Can you remember that gifted work out mirror thing never been seen again I despise this haggard cunt so much
Yes! It was around lockdown wasn’t it? A few ‘celebs’ had one and I bet they cost a fortune. I thought he had a mini gym too. Like most of these begging wannabes stuff like this goes to waste
 
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Yes! It was around lockdown wasn’t it? A few ‘celebs’ had one and I bet they cost a fortune. I thought he had a mini gym too. Like most of these begging wannabes stuff like this goes to waste
The mirror is still gathering dust (like the rest of their house) in the kitchen. That reel he put up last night is in his ‘mini gym’ in the garage.
 
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The mirror is still gathering dust (like the rest of their house) in the kitchen. That reel he put up last night is in his ‘mini gym’ in the garage.
Just checked out the reel. Who are these people who think he’s an inspiration?
 
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Meanwhile, Flappy is selling her household crap over on Facebook marketplace
 
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Must be bloody hard up to sell that stuff. Take it down the charity shop you tight bastards...
 
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