oh my days, this week is going to be hilarious, bone idle bitch Fakey driving three hours a day and actually having to do something from 9 til 6pm, good lord he's gonna hate it and I am here for it 100%
get your popcorn ready my Fakeys
No doubt he'll trot out the standard grateful shite he always does
countdown is on for the first injury/illness
what's he going to do without his twice daily visits to the gym🫠🫠🫠
Not gonna moan about the travelling while moaning about it
yee gods now he knows what people with an actual proper job feel like
Wonder if we'll get many stories today, or will he be scoping out wether they will let him film them. The other blokes on TFM are actual proper actors, Fakey was only picked for his veiny, scrawny body. In footloose he was on for no time at all prancing around in gold hotpants