Jake Quickenden #78 Jake ICKenden!

[ChloBo_81]

"I'm feeling a bit anxious today".

As he walks down the road with no top on ffs.

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I'd feel anxious if I was a 35 year old grown man walking down a country road half-naked using a bleeping SELFIE STICK!!! What a loser!!
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Busy month because it’s his birthday, their wedding anniversary and the anniversary of Oliver’s passing. That’s busy? How does his brother dying 11 years ago contribute towards it being a busy month? No mention of his tour starting just his birthday and anniversaries . He’s definitely on the beg for a freebie for their anniversary. Him saying he won’t buy her a £10,000 diamond ring because he’s tight and it’s only been a year. Yep cos he can really afford a 10 grand ring anyway Wonder if his ‘busy’ month will also include him making a show of himself at the NTAs again

He should do what he always does which is duck all. He never does anything for Valentine's Day and left Flapz high and dry for her 30th without so much as a balloon arch!

Why change the habit of a lifetime?! Unless he gets something "gifted" of course!! Scav.

 

[Redtea2]

Why would Chris want a boys day with him & Niknak?

Exactly no wonder he was blanked … jake has no friends

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Buy her a £10k ring? Is he having a laugh? They can't even afford to finish the house and get a decent TV ffs.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Buy her a £10k ring? Is he having a laugh? They can't even afford to finish the house and get a decent TV ffs.

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September? Isn’t their anniversary the 24th of August though as that’s when they legally married?

 

[Redtea2]

Buy her a £10k ring? Is he having a laugh? They can't even afford to finish the house and get a decent TV ffs.

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He can’t afford a haribo ring the prick
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Buy her a £10k ring? Is he having a laugh? They can't even afford to finish the house and get a decent TV ffs.

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He went to say “ neither of us are materialistic “ then stopped because he absolutely knows his wife is and she’s already fuming at the life she has ended up in ….

funny because we all know he’s begging now hoping all these boutique hotels message and offer him a free stay !beggy cunts

 

[JMJandtheWeeDonkey!]

"I'm feeling a bit anxious today".

As he walks down the road with no top on ffs.

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I don't think Soph and the kids will be waiting for ya. They will be home and knackered, and not overly excited to see you. Cos you will just be getting in from your normal 8hr work - 10 - 6. Innit!!

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

September? Isn’t their anniversary the 24th of August though as that’s when they legally married?

Yes, its the 24th August when they legally got married!

 

[VC10]

The two of them are almost beyond parody

 

[Jessica_Rabbit]

Yes, its the 24th August when they legally got married!

ah yes the night he sang at Camber Sands and the DJ said it was his wedding night and he tried to pretend to the Fakeys he was still in London

 

[Redtea2]

ah yes the night he sang at Camber Sands and the DJ said it was his wedding night and he tried to pretend to the Fakeys he was still in London

How embarrassing who spends the actual wedding night away from the wife

 

[JMJandtheWeeDonkey!]

I don't think Soph and the kids will be waiting for ya. They will be home and knackered, and not overly excited to see you. Cos you will just be getting in from your normal 8hr work - 10 - 6. Innit!!

Oh, and notice how it is "they" about the England women's team, and not "we". Wanker!

 

[Joon]

Fancy saying that about the ring and its only been a year what an hole he is, I would run for the hills if I was her, but she won't because she loves him .....Suit one and other...pricks..

 

[Jessica_Rabbit]

How embarrassing who spends the actual wedding night away from the wife

Fakey does because Flappy is only his beard

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Was that the time he 'danced'?

No that was the Pride of Britain NTAS was when he pissed his management off trying to get attention from anyone he could whilst wearing the bleeping pink suit and noddy shoes
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Now he’s sharing a reel of him on his stories, that he posted ages ago of him ‘singing’. duck me he’s relentless

 

[Jessica_Rabbit]

No that was the Pride of Britain NTAS was when he pissed his management off trying to get attention from anyone he could whilst wearing the bleeping pink suit and noddy shoes
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Now he’s sharing a reel of him on his stories, that he posted ages ago of him ‘singing’. duck me he’s relentless

The “vulva” suit

 

[ChastityDingle]

No that was the Pride of Britain NTAS was when he pissed his management off trying to get attention from anyone he could whilst wearing the bleeping pink suit and noddy shoes
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Now he’s sharing a reel of him on his stories, that he posted ages ago of him ‘singing’. duck me he’s relentless

Oh yes! I remember the pink suit and noddy shoes !

 

[Robin71]

Don’t forget he added a bit of guyliner and painted his nails black trying to be all edgy and cool

 

[Alison10011]

He sounds completely drunk in those last stories.

Seriously Fakey, get help. It's not normal to talk to your phone constantly.

 

[OhFFS]

Don’t forget he added a bit of guyliner and painted his nails black trying to be all edgy and cool

Was he channelling Machine Gun Kelly?

 

[Joon]

Think he has been watching Tyson Fury with the ring thing, and the anxiety and stuff exactly as TF said in his programme.........