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I disagree about an “intervention” - what for vanity. This is a man who is DESPERATE for attention, by whatever means.
God they are ALL sooooo thirsty aren't they
not an attractive look at all is it??Zelda with her notes, talking shite all day long
Fakey and Flaps with their reels ffs, just go away will you
Neither of them are sexy, or attractive squidward nose makes me piss everytime @CrazyBaldhead, love you for that
Fakey's hairsystem is just comedy gold isn't it
I bloody love this thread, it's my favourite on Tattle, I post on a few others but this is deffo the best, you guys are toooo funny
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Imagine the state of the house and she will have to clean it up.I don’t know what is worse. Him using spud for content or what he’s using since he’s been away. The constant need for attention is off the scale. I bet Flappy can’t wait to get home to that
Agree with all of thisGod they are ALL sooooo thirsty aren't they
Zelda with her notes, talking shite all day long
Fakey and Flaps with their reels ffs, just go away will you
Neither of them are sexy, or attractive squidward nose makes me piss everytime @CrazyBaldhead, love you for that
Fakey's hairsystem is just comedy gold isn't it
I bloody love this thread, it's my favourite on Tattle, I post on a few others but this is deffo the best, you guys are toooo funny
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We say about what must Flappy think of his behaviour but let’s be honest her GRWM reels showing her flaps, arse and bolt ons off are done for no other reason than to get attention. Imagine being in a room with them two and there is only one mirror available 
Instagram is a strange place. The z listers that pose, pout, photoshop, filter, seek validation off complete strangers and genuinely think they’re the dogs bollocks on there are actually the ugliest ones in real life inside and out.
Exactly. If he does need medical assistance he'd be creaming his undies at the Instagram content.
Could imagine him with a bleeping phone in his hand if they had to do CPR on him.
Vain bleep.
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She'll need a JCB to get in through the front door....Imagine the state of the house and she will have to clean it up.
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They're cheap and nasty, just like the vain sack of tit in front of them.See he's back in his happy place, rolling around on the floor with men🫢🫢🫢🫢
I just noticed how tit those wardrobe doors are, they are fitted very badly
See he's back to sniffing sweaty arse cracks back on the floor with his"mates"....
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They're cheap and nasty, just like the vain sack of tit in front of them.See he's back in his happy place, rolling around on the floor with men🫢🫢🫢🫢
I just noticed how tit those wardrobe doors are, they are fitted very badly
See he's back to sniffing sweaty arse cracks back on the floor with his"mates"....
I don’t get if he’s at the gym and working out that often that he has to filter on abs, does he just go to the gym and do naff all? he should be ripped to shreds
Also whoever said iced gem, bravo, I’ve just recovered from laughing, blooming love you fakeys
Flappys gonna come back miserable as f with no more holidays to burn herself to a crisp, I mean look forward to
he should be ripped to shreds Also whoever said iced gem, bravo, I’ve just recovered from laughing, blooming love you fakeys
Flappys gonna come back miserable as f with no more holidays to burn herself to a crisp, I mean look forward to
I wouldn’t be surprised if they try and get an adult only trip ie freebie, in between rehearsals finishing and the show starting. I’m sure he said rehearsals were for 3 weeks, which gives them a 3 week window and in that time it’s their 1 year anniversary of their Ibiza wedding as well. If Zelda will have Leo, they’ll be off on a content making, sorry I mean romantic holiday like a shot.I don’t get if he’s at the gym and working out that often that he has to filter on abs, does he just go to the gym and do naff all?
Also whoever said iced gem, bravo, I’ve just recovered from laughing, blooming love you fakeys
Flappys gonna come back miserable as f with no more holidays to burn herself to a crisp, I mean look forward to
Can they grift another?
They are all bleeping frightfulGod they are ALL sooooo thirsty aren't they
Zelda with her notes, talking shite all day long
Fakey and Flaps with their reels ffs, just go away will you
Neither of them are sexy, or attractive squidward nose makes me piss everytime @CrazyBaldhead, love you for that
Fakey's hairsystem is just comedy gold isn't it
I bloody love this thread, it's my favourite on Tattle, I post on a few others but this is deffo the best, you guys are toooo funny
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If they do, I hope Mr Sensitive can take the criticism that will be coming his wayCan they grift another?
Most people are against these z listers getting freebies but especially freebies that involve holidays. Fortunately for him he’s not well known or interesting enough to make the tabloids and get the sort of publicity that the likes of SSS and Billie Shepherd have got in recent weeks for it. Actually for somebody that can’t take any form of criticism, constructive or not, it’s amazing he’s so desperate to be famous. People like the two I’ve mentioned and others in that z list circle, get everything they do scrutinised and reported on (true or not). You’ve got to have a really thick skin to live in that world and that’s something he definitely hasn’t got.
Ewwww his latest reel such a sexist pig! So every time he walks through the door Sophie is meant to be sat there waiting for him then be all over him like a rash? 
No wonder she doesn’t want sex with him
No wonder she doesn’t want sex with him
Yep....that's the real Jake!! Said no one ever. Apart from Jake, Jacob, JaKNOB.Apologies to anyone who's just eaten or about to go to bed
No one,not even mummy will ever love him like he loves him.
He looks ill without the filters
He needs to get a blue peter badge tatt!He’s mentioned the word ‘work’ more this week than he’s actually physically worked in hours this whole year. Does he want a medal to pin on his scrawny pigeon chest
I honestly think he does all these gym sessions and ‘fight’ training in the hope he injures himself so he can pull out of the Paul Smith fight and FM.
bleeping hell, that's my fanny clamped shut again.
What a minger!!
What a minger!!
What’s bigger the hobbit hole or that bathroom? both decorated as tasteful as the other
Hope he bleached that sink after
What's he going on about now? You know they sit together glued to their phones. They even text each other whilst under the same roof.
Tell us your marriage is dead without telling us. I wonder what they're going to do to celebrate their one year sham anniversary? I bet it won't be shagging!!
24th August I think it was for the registry office one.
Tell us your marriage is dead without telling us. I wonder what they're going to do to celebrate their one year sham anniversary? I bet it won't be shagging!!
24th August I think it was for the registry office one.
Mine snapped shut like a venus flytrap watching it. It's enough to make you wanna bat for the other side.
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