Jake Quickenden #78 Jake ICKenden!

[PrincessJeanie]

Thought was of to rehearsals but time to answer on flaps post.See the word (work ) used again lol.He could have gone for a week but obviously couldn’t be arsed.View attachment 2388401View attachment 2388402

Oh duck off Fakey. If you added the hours together he’s ‘worked’ for the whole of this year so far, I bet he’s not even ‘worked’ the equivalent of the hours a full time employee works in one calendar month. He’s such a martyr and just loves playing the victim Anyone according to Flaps hers is work as well isn’t it

 

[VC10]

both the laziest pair of begging cunts I've ever seen.

 

[ThortheDog2022]

Thought was of to rehearsals but time to answer on flaps post.See the word (work ) used again lol.He could have gone for a week but obviously couldn’t be arsed.View attachment 2388401View attachment 2388402

Can’t stop laughing at ‘was on tv this morning trying to coax a parrot out of a tree’
Poor bird didn’t want to get close to him cos we all know how smelly he is

 

[Inchhighprivateeye]

3 different jobs in one week I hope he’s ok & hasn’t burned himself out

 

[trine]

Late to the party again, that’s night shift for you, however …
This should be a poster at the gym of what NOT to do. He has overdone his obsession with working out and is gaunt, haggard and looking like a science lab skeleton. You would never put him in his 30s, he’d be hard pushed to even pull off being in his 40s to be honest.

 

[ChastityDingle]

What is that garment he is wearing?

 

[VC10]

He is looking rough

 

[Livia Fantasy]

He always dresses like he’s lost a bet.

 

[Inchhighprivateeye]

Can hear him walking into FM rehearsals “sorry I’m late mate, had a big TV presenting job to do”

 

[Livia Fantasy]

Can’t help but read “FM” as Football Manager. Which I seemingly lose my husband and two sons to for about three months ever year when the new one comes out. Wonder if they do as much useful work as Fakey does

 

[Turtledove58]

God he looks a right twit!

 

[Heneghs]

He has a head only his mother would love

 

[bargainhunt99]

The way he's looking I'm seriously thinking of putting him on the celebrity dead pool list for 2024

 

[IamMyaJ]

bleeping hell I hate this bleep.

 

[Barbie2020]

Goodness he’s on such a massive high cos he’s had a cringey 2 minute segment on Lorraine talking about a parrot (which he looked ridiculous on, he cannot present)

I think he must do it for free! I’m socially awkward and I think I could do better at presenting than this loser.

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

Sorry to say this I am a nice person, but he looks like Michael Parkinson who has just died at 88.I think he needs a check up...

Something isn’t right. Maybe he needs that health check thing he was promoting last year.

 

[Stewart73]

Sorry to say this I am a nice person, but he looks like Michael Parkinson who has just died at 88.I think he needs a check up...

What’s with his face!

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Thought was of to rehearsals but time to answer on flaps post.See the word (work ) used again lol.He could have gone for a week but obviously couldn’t be arsed.View attachment 2388401View attachment 2388402

He is bleeping pissed again.

THEY ARE HAVIFN THE BEST TIME.

You bleeping pisshead bro!

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

Straight on his Threads biggin' himself up. Look at the obsequious reply AND he's like it! State of him staring at the camera.

When does Flapz & co get back?

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Something isn’t right. Maybe he needs that health check thing he was promoting last year.

Perhaps his cancer genes are VERY strong? Needs to get checked out...