A souped up VW Golf that a boy racer would drive not a 35yr 'family man'.
Jake Quickenden #77 Pig in a wig, thing with a ring, can't act, can't present, can't even sing!
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Jakeys new motor 
Aww look, he's getting his boy racer car cleaned! How embarrassing!!
What a lazy bastard. No job, plenty of time and he can’t be bothered to clean his car. Idiot.
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"I've only had 7 drinks since last September!" Lies the drunken pisshead who just can't remember!!
"I've only had 7 drinks since last September!" Lies the drunken pisshead who just can't remember!!
If you ask me, that car is far too good for him and he should consider himself lucky to have any car.
OMFG. Imagine going to a public place and filming this
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WTAFActor dear lord
That has to be the most cringe tit I’ve ever seen
Good luck anyone paying money to watch him in the FM. His acting definitely hasn’t improved since Hollyoaks. I’m cringing so hard watching this 
and he’s wearing those bleeping trousers again 
I was running here to share this, it’s soooo embarrassing and really unfunny. I was wondering when it’d be out since he dressed up as a mozzy a few weeks ago. Couldn’t tell the difference between his & the mosquito’s nose
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I'm embarrassed that I've watched this
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what are those bloody things on his feet?! He is a walking, talking ick What sort of place did DoorMatt get his car from? A good secondhand place would sell their cars already cleaned
OMFG he is completely desperate to resort to this!! Good god he just wont give up and is desperate to be a z lister! Yes I know he has bills to pay so why not get a real “grown up big boy job”OMFG. Imagine going to a public place and filming this
on the other hand this is tattle gold 
OMG - that advert!! 
Probably one of the worst things I have ever seen. The desperation just oozes out of him - he is not even Z list anymore. Give it up mate!
Probably one of the worst things I have ever seen. The desperation just oozes out of him - he is not even Z list anymore. Give it up mate!
Did anyone see him when he was in Hollyoaks? I have never watched it.
Just wondering was it a blink and you'll miss it part.. No doubt he made a mess of it anyway.
Just wondering was it a blink and you'll miss it part.
. No doubt he made a mess of it anyway.It's on page one of the Wiki. Woody, Woody, Woody!Did anyone see him when he was in Hollyoaks? I have never watched it.
Just wondering was it a blink and you'll miss it part.
Did he really get that on Amazon??
I have no words for that advert - it’s actually rendered me speechless!
Thank youIt's on page one of the Wiki. Woody, Woody, Woody!
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