Finally, maris is dressed in something other than primarnies cheapest £1.99 grey sweaties.
Must have been gifted......
Jake Quickenden #77 Pig in a wig, thing with a ring, can't act, can't present, can't even sing!
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Must have been gifted......
Postman’s been he’s got his script can the thick twit even read? One review of that last panto he did said he mostly ad libbed to audience to try and get laughs. Always got to act the dick trying to be centre of attention
Well it’s not like he’s got anything else to do 
How long once he starts rehearsals will the tiredness, sickness, aches, pains, stress, grief, anxiety, missing family come into play?
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The net is closing in on him. Yayyyyy.
Oh gawd, I can just imagine. Imagine how frustrating and annoying that is for everyone else.
It's like he loses whatever tiny bit of brain he has once he knows there's an audience. Like he did in the tv slots.
I'm still cringing at his OTT, hyperactive, hog the camera performance on Lorraine a while back. Practically elbowing Dr Hilary out the way & frantically rubbing his legs for lumps. It was all about getting air time, grabbing the lime light & being seen without his shirt on. He wasn't there to deliver a sarcoma message but just himself.
He could hardly sit still, couldn't wait to strip off his top. Ugh.
So the RAC haven’t picked up his car yet and he can’t get a car on finance currently being driven to the gym by the wife and he is talking about it being a difficult day? Go and spend a day in a children’s hospice you whiney little baby then you can talk about a difficult day
Sophie can get as many gifted face creams as she wants, but it will not help that skin; nothing has. She's been advertising the tit for years, and her skin is still awful; she loves bragging that she gets freebies; as @CrazyBaldhead said a while back, you get all the freebies you want, but they don't pay your mortgage or finances. Spot on. She's a beggy witch who thinks she is fantastic and has such a good life when in reality, she lives in a basic house and is married to Jake bleeping quickened; I mean, it's fine to have a basic house, but the way she goes on is like she lived in a bleeping mansion when she got the crappy loft conversion she compared it to a Kardashian's house,
Why can't he run to the gym?
Think the parrot has obviously lost interest as when’s the last time he had any paid work other than Dino man.
Hilarious how broke they both ate and can’t even hide it 
she can’t even afford her nails done or any treatment
He can’t even afford the Range Rover so giving it back and can’t even get another car
He will end up getting a tit car and paying huge finance on it ….
still no work not even from polly or off limits bet he’s raging
she can’t even afford her nails done or any treatment
He can’t even afford the Range Rover so giving it back and can’t even get another car
He will end up getting a tit car and paying huge finance on it ….
still no work not even from polly or off limits bet he’s raging
Or cycle? Remember he was trying to get a “Halford’s” ad and got them all bikes and a seat that Maris was too big for and filmed himself inside Halfords and then they went on one cycleWhy can't he run to the gym?
only used the bikes once and were never seen again! Absolutely Pathetic and cringy 
I take it Halfords never rang you Fakey? Why would they? They dont even use z listers to promote or advertise, they certainly dont need to use nobodies like you and Kruger!These Beggy bastards are worse than Tyldesley but are not even on the z list ladder so their beggyness goes unnoticed! Kinda funny that youre that irrelevant that you’re begging wont even be noticed
Beg away Prickenden’s yous pair only get the shite that the z listers wouldn’t even promote, how embarrassing!
Whinge, whinge, whinge. "I'm not motivated..."
Just STFU you ugly bleep and get a job. There are nurses/carers out there doing 12hr+ shifts who HAVE TO BE MOTIVATED looking after people who are seriously ill/dying.
And then there's you two parasites.
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These are hideous. Just like the person wearing them.
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So that's the narrative then. Oh boo hoo. My car keeps breaking down so I have to get rid of it.
Lots of people live without cars. Get on your bicycle you never use. Thick as a plank.
Just STFU you ugly bleep and get a job. There are nurses/carers out there doing 12hr+ shifts who HAVE TO BE MOTIVATED looking after people who are seriously ill/dying.
And then there's you two parasites.
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These are hideous. Just like the person wearing them.
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So that's the narrative then. Oh boo hoo. My car keeps breaking down so I have to get rid of it.
Lots of people live without cars. Get on your bicycle you never use. Thick as a plank.
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bleeping face on him, miserable because the RAC have not arrived......Looks so down in the dumps but can't help himself talking to his "fans" I mean fannies on IG. Glad I'm not in his position...I'm having a lovely massage tomorrow, cos I can.....
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Flappy looks preggers in that all in white combo
duck me, another mouth to feed in their financial situation would just about finish them off ...
I could see poor Freddie permanently with his dad
Imagine them having twins
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