Man-wifeExactly this! Does he not have anyone local to catch up with, go for dinner or some drinks? It’s very unusual for you to literally have just your man-wife and your Mum to hang out with
My other half suffers from it and is hard of hearing too. I don’t believe for one minute Fakey has it. Lying there one minute saying he has it then up shrieking and making noises. Lazy twat that he isI had ENT appointment yesterday, waited since pre covid for. I’ve now been referred to the tinnitus clinic for physio (although not sure how physio helps tinnitus?) I’ve also been told I need a small hearing aid in one ear. So if he tries with that shit again I’ll be fuming. He has no idea what it’s like and he certainly don’t suffer. I can’t wear earphones anymore as it makes my tinnitus worse and hurts my ears. He seems to be able to have headphones on 24/7
Oh absolutely this.So the MS is on at Skegness tomorrow so that’s obviously why he’s heading to Zeldas later today as she’s only 1hr and half away where Colchester is 3 and a half hours. I wonder if he thinks doing the Butlins gigs may help him get on the TV version in the long run
As for any friends. Could you imagine spending anytime with himHe must be so draining with the constant filming and needing attention. Will be interesting to see if any z listers turn up to his MMA fight. I suppose if they hand out freebies, you may get some of the ex reality dregs turn up just so they get papped outside the venue
He is a walking hypochondriac when it comes to doing any work.....He’s not even started rehearsals yet and apparently the ‘ringing’ in his ears is backI read somewhere that rehearsal days are pretty long. How the fuck is he going to cope Get that popcorn ready and maybe we need to do a tattle bingo ready for the FM
Only pussy he interacts with.Hi Fakey. Just an idea if you are bored and alone. Why don’t you assess your current financial position along with lack of work, and consider how you can ensure independent financial stability through adulthood and into retirement. You have a young family to provide for and maybe now is the time to retrain, set up your own business…what ever it may be to utilise your skills
or….just carry on filming yourself talking to the cat
Flappys mum who always staysWho's feeding the CAT.........
Nothing in it worth stealing.Cant believe hes acting like hes never alone. Hes always alone. Hes had weeks at a time on his own. He had months at Christmas.
Pretending hes going to stay with his mam cos he wants to, isn't it something to do with his other car or does he have a date with butlins again!!!!! Either way we'll done jake for letting people know your house is vacant, moron!!!!!!!
The cat?Nothing in it worth stealing.
I love thisI live in Essex and know a few people who have seen him and her out and about. Several said she gives off a “look I’m a celeb” vibe and even when served in restaurants and shops people aren’t impressed by them as neither of them are famous for anything fame worthy. Both think they are more funny/important than they actually are and at DL a lot of staff are giggling at them.
It would be comedy gold but it would be the end of Strictly.Well this isn’t cringey at all
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Does she think they ask him every year and he’s just too busy or something? I’m not sure Strictly will ever be that desperate
Omgggg you just gave me a big laughI live in Essex and know a few people who have seen him and her out and about. Several said she gives off a “look I’m a celeb” vibe and even when served in restaurants and shops people aren’t impressed by them as neither of them are famous for anything fame worthy. Both think they are more funny/important than they actually are and at DL a lot of staff are giggling at them.
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