Jake Quickenden #77 Pig in a wig, thing with a ring, can't act, can't present, can't even sing!

[PrincessJeanie]

So his wife and son are off on holiday without him for 2 weeks from tomorrow. He was away all weekend but instead of spending today with them, he’s fucked off to the combat institute/gym. Surely he could of had a day off? If he’d got an actual job on fair enough but he’s not even started his rehearsals yet. Then by the end of this week he’ll be doing the whole woe is me, missing the family narrative for the gram

 

[plattyjoobs]

"When you do things you don't want to do, you get used to uncomfortable sitautions".

Quoted by the unemployed dosser!!

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Is he actually on a run, in public, with no top on? Never known anyone love themselves so much.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Now he's fawning over the Combat Institute's new ice bath set up.

 

[Ninki]

I’m gutted. I’ve just realised he’s blocked me after laughing at his mosquito ad. Quite the touchy man

 

[PrincessJeanie]

I’m gutted. I’ve just realised he’s blocked me after laughing at his mosquito ad. Quite the touchy man

For somebody that’s always going on about it’s all about the banter, he really has no sense of humour of his own Such a sensitive soul

 

[ThortheDog2022]

I’m gutted. I’ve just realised he’s blocked me after laughing at his mosquito ad. Quite the touchy man

what a sensitive, big-nosed twit. Did you just send laughing emojis & he blocked you?

 

[Ninki]

what a sensitive, big-nosed twit. Did you just send laughing emojis & he blocked you?

I liked a post that said ‘wtf was that’

 

[Jessica_Rabbit]

Now he's fawning over the Combat Institute's new ice bath set up.

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OMG he is such a head! He must of hounded James Webb to get that bucket and sauna because the gym where Paul Smith trains has this set up! He is soooo competitive it’s embarrassing James Webb must be as skint and unprofession as him to not already have this equipment! James is too busy playing “ WWF”, he does that Cage Wars shite for Oktagon UK! it’s absolutely shite.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

She can’t even ‘buy’ Leo a pair of trainers without trying to make money off of them with the aff links The house is still a tit tip, the loft still isn’t finished 7 months after starting it but she’s buying herself Uggs. She really has got her priorities totally wrong.

 

[JazzFan]

She can’t even ‘buy’ Leo a pair of trainers without trying to make money off of them with the aff links The house is still a tit tip, the loft still isn’t finished 7 months after starting it but she’s buying herself Uggs. She really has got her priorities totally wrong.

But they had some really really cute beige sets since when has a beige tracksuit been cute???? and she's saying Leo has outgrown his stuff, evrything drowns him
See daddy gave her some spends to get some Uggs, laughed when they are too small.
Thank goodness she got her nails done those other p d me right off with how ugly they were

 

[Livia Fantasy]

I’m gutted. I’ve just realised he’s blocked me after laughing at his mosquito ad. Quite the touchy man

For someone with skin as leathery as a crocodile (much like his tears), he’s so thin-skinned he’s tracing paper.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

But they had some really really cute beige sets since when has a beige tracksuit been cute???? and she's saying Leo has outgrown his stuff, evrything drowns him
See daddy gave her some spends to get some Uggs, laughed when they are too small.
Thank goodness she got her nails done those other p d me right off with how ugly they were

Nice to see she’s bought some new stuff for Fred as well. Oh no she hasn’t The money she probably got for her upcoming back to school ad using Freddie, is probably what’s paying for her and Spuds new stuff as well

 

[Joon]

Sometimes all you need is one word...bleep...

 

[Katewinsletsknee]

Hi All,

Hope everyone is good.
Just a quick one (I found it funny).

My stepdad best mate (also in his 70s) loves FB, but strangely he’s irritated by the same things as myself. Well, this morning my stepdad showed me his friends post “All these Fannie’s sitting in a paddling pool of ice, sprouting nonsense they don’t even understand what they are saying” and then last part said

“Lads, it’s obvious you have no craic or personality - so you do this to appear interesting - YOU ARE NOT”

It just tickled me.

Hugs to all

 

[Robin71]

No you don’t like to buy bigger so it lasts it’s because you can’t afford clothes for Leo your waste
of a space hubby spends all his money and yours on crap for himself while your son looks like a woman

 

[PrincessJeanie]

How long before he’s all over Insta congratulating Zara McDermott for getting on SCD An ex LI contestant manages it but a person who has done X factor, DOI, Celeb, SAS still gets overlooked I wonder why

 

[IamMyaJ]

Zara tho

 

[mollyann]

Lol he wishes he had Sam’s work and appeal how often has fakey copied his style and failed .

No love island tit of fakey this series’s as his goal was to get on aftersun and never happened Flaps with her boobs hanging to her belly dear god they are just hideous

 

[Alison10011]

Zara tho

So excited.. She's one of the good ones (I've a soft spot for her, Sam & Pete.. They make me laugh).

 

[stargirl23]

I love strictly! I’m looking forward to seeing Zara on it I think she’ll be great!