Wait till he ends up doing gay for pay on Only Fans, cos that's where the deluded fucker is heading.....
@Bobby Orange Just so you know I will be using his last name ‘Ickenden’ as much as possible. It’s so fittingBloody hell. That ad. Jake Ickenden.
.Damn that pesky cupboard door!!!
It's the sense of entitlement that these two have that gets me.
Exactly. Pair of deluded cunts. She tried to get famous by appearing on a reality show about dating z lister ‘celebrities’. He tried to get famous by entering a reality singing show. For some reason they now both think because of this they are/should be higher up the z lister scale than say ex contestants from shows like Love Island. Let’s be honest they’re both gutted that LI wasn’t about when they were in their early twenties because they would have both cut an arm off to get on a program like that. He’s proven that it was never about getting a career in music because he doesn’t even mention singing on his ever growing bio now
He was just desperate to be famous anyone he could and she was just desperate to find someone in the ‘public’ eye, so she could live the ‘celeb’ lifestyle. Not worked out very well for her has it 
He’s going to be stuck not posting the kids for likes as away until January
Let’s see how sick days this Wanker pulls as we all know he hates any kind of work.He'll end up getting binned off because he won't stick to the script. He'll ad-lib to get laughs, and basically he won't be able to remember the script.His vision in life is to live of the dead and run to mummy when the tit hits the fan.His weekend spent away from home for a few pennies and most spent on petrol and his hotel.Flaps just so dreary and miserable with her stupid let’s play dress up posts
I swear that’s how this ‘marriage’ works as they are never together for more than a few days if not hoursSo she’s off tomorrow and rather than spend time with his fam as idiot calls them
Exactly this!!!
bleeping hell the filter is strong on both their stories this morning"When you do things you don't want to do, you get used to uncomfortable sitautions".
Quoted by the unemployed dosser!!
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his is hiding his dino head spots
and hers is hiding Freddy Krueger face he even runs like a with his arm flapping around, boring content with that ugly MMA bleep James Webb 
will be interesting to see what he does this week as no Fred or Spud u like to use for content and not going to Zelda's till the weekend. No doubt we'll be treated to a hilarious reel from them both
can't wait, my sides are splitting at the thought
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The fight may go ahead but the Arena will be more than half empty.
This wont even get him 5 minutes on Lorraine! Was he with that James Webb? What a sad bleep, I think I only said last week on here that it looks like even James webb is avoiding him so the sad bleep has been reading his own tattle thread yet again and must of hunted down James Webb to prove they are still fweinds
Get a bleeping life RaRa 
What did James think our you’re little boy racer car He had nothing else on when he agreed to this. There are cameras following him apparently for some sort of show for it so that probably appealed to him. I think they’re getting paid but the fight purse is going to charity. Pretty sure I read somewhere his charity for this is mens mental health. He’ll probably get more publicity using that, than the charity he is meant to be an actual ambassador for. Sarcoma definitely chose well using him
Only plugged awareness month once cos he got an appearance on Lorraine from it.Now, I've certainly been accused of being fond of the sausage but having finally googled who the hell the other five are, I wouldn't particularly be in favour of any of them waggling their unmentionables about in my company. Do they do an audiobook version?
Hopefully Paul the joker will have turned his face inside out for the rest of the tour......
