Jake Quickenden #76 He's dressed as a mozzy & looking a twat. She's Freddy Krueger but minus the hat!

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I think they go to the zoo because they probably have a pass. Colchester Zoo does an annual pass (my niece has one) and she can go as many times in a year as she wants. Plus under 3 years are free. They always seem to go to the zoo when they don’t have Fred and I reckon it’s because it would cost them extra
 
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So his new obsession is that fucking filter. Honestly he’s worse than a child. At least he realises the only way he’ll ever look younger is by faking it. Notice he’s the only one at training yet again not wearing a top. I bet the other blokes there think he’s an absolute dickhead
 
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This filter shit is actually making me So many posts is he right in the head.Boring skinny twat who’s entire life is spend taking videos.How does flaps find him remotely attractive he’s like that gross Wayne lineker.
 
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I’m gagging to see the crowd he manages to pull. I wonder if he will share on IG
 
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I’m gagging to see the crowd he manages to pull. I wonder if he will share on IG
Well he didn’t ever share his singing gig at the gym but the fact this is for mental health, he’ll probably share it hoping it will lead to another appearance on Lorraine
 
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What a vain, stupid, boring little man child he is .
He needs a regular job, structure, and having the phone surgically removed from his hand
Grow up and fuck off.
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Well he didn’t ever share his singing gig at the gym but the fact this is for mental health, he’ll probably share it hoping it will lead to another appearance on Lorraine
No doubt Polly will be shouting her mouth off to the press hoping that the sidebar of shame pick up on it ...
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And he's hoping to be spotted by one of the tena brigade
 
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Here we go again. Finds a new filter and uses it to death Passive aggressively giving a dig to Flaps at the same time off to the zoo today so no work obviously. Wonder how long before FM rehearsals start?
Off to the zoo, no doubt the Colchester one, Flaps will be paying, he spent his money on that fucking face serum. He wants to watch they don't catch him and put him in an enclosure
 
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So at the start of the Women’s World Cup he did a story tagging The Lionesses in and saying how much he was looking forward to watching them. As usual hasn’t mentioned it since and they’re on today and he’s going to the zoo. Obviously he got paid to tag them like he does with F1/Sky sports. Funny how he never marks them as ads though
 
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Not interested in taking Fred, either. They can't use him for instahun pics and likes.......
 
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Him making the comment about her legs being ‘freshly shaven’ obviously an ad for estrid coming up again as for him, are those beige trousers only one of two pairs of trousers he owns? He spends £500 on a ring, £40 on a serum but wears the same trousers over and over again
 
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They're too fucking short aswell ffs he is literally a walking ick next time he does icks I might message him and say, fucking you Fakey you're my ick. Why's his head so long and chicken dipper shaped and all this fitness shit is knocking me sick, he thinks he looks gorgeous but he looks scrawny and old. Doesn't he love himself good job, no one else does
 
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Why is he holding Leo like thatWtaf that’s not holding a young child’s hand
 
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Tbf we did that when my daughter was younger as we live not far from Chester Zoo. It worked out cheaper getting the year pass and you didn't feel obliged to spend all day there then either! My daughter got sick of going eventually though so cancelled it.
 
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Yeah, why's he holding him like that, just hold his hand properly you massive arsehole poor Leo back in his oversize beige clothes. He looked so much better in the clothes Zelda got him and had so much more attention on him, although he was watching TV while he ate still Fakey and Flappy are teaching that poor boy no good habits whatsoever, how he is expected to do when they teach him bad habits, no discipline either. He's literally been plonked in front of the TV since he was born You'd never know she had Freddie who was 8, honestly like she's never been a parent before.

We are having a bit of a fun time with my 13yr old at the moment, over phones and social media, but you know what, we are tackling it, not just letting her do what she likes. I told her other parents might let their kids have phones all day long, but not us. I asked her why she thought they did, cos then they won't be up their arses all day bingo kid, correct, no way am I parenting that way, it's so lazy. I fear for society, as babies get phones shoved at them from birth, I mean there's even baby TV ffs, people should research the effect of phones and TV on babies and young children. It affects brain development, kids are going to school not talking properly or af all, poor or no fine motor skills, it's just so sad
 
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I'm thinking he's liking that female filter maybe a bit too much! Possibly channelling his inner Jacqueline? I can see it now - 'My Transition Journey - I can live my life now as who I really am'.

Christ, I bet Flaps wishes she looked like that instead of the haggard old trout she looks like now!

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Why do they get in the icebath in their underwear
Put swimming togs/bikini on

The way fakey has grabbed Maris hand is how my mither used to grab me as a child when she had lost patience....
 
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