Jake, I'd say in regards to the singing, don't give up the day job, but you don't have one.
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56 bleeping STORIES in 20 hours ….
56 ?? My brother is with me now and I just obviously said outloud 56 bleeping stories then explained why ?
Firstly, my brother said “Who the duck is he”
Showed him a pic “Whats wrong with his face it looks strange” explained it was a filter.
Then he said what does he do and I said Instagram & his reply was “the sad duck, his job is just talking tit and pouting himself in the camera”.
My brother then starts shaking his head “Prize bleep, that one - and I bet all his mates hate him & rip his to pieces to his face, but behind his back they hate him” …
A 5 min observation.
56 ?? My brother is with me now and I just obviously said outloud 56 bleeping stories then explained why ?
Firstly, my brother said “Who the duck is he”
Showed him a pic “Whats wrong with his face it looks strange” explained it was a filter.
Then he said what does he do and I said Instagram & his reply was “the sad duck, his job is just talking tit and pouting himself in the camera”.
My brother then starts shaking his head “Prize bleep, that one - and I bet all his mates hate him & rip his to pieces to his face, but behind his back they hate him” …
A 5 min observation.
That is subjective. He’s cute but he’s no more remarkable than any other baby you see in the streetThey are such a predictable pair....everyone on here saying he hasnt been to a baby group or play area then look
they are at a play area
finally!!! Least he goes to nursery so can interact with other kids there.
Hes a gorgeous little boy
Hahahaha Hahahaha hahaThis! Because when I messaged him recently he said I'm not gonna block you, and straight away I thought nah mate cos you don't wanna lose the followers, so I unfollowed anyway!!
nearly wet myself ..
In a word “NO” All bland beige & greige
They keep saying it’s their bambi & bear stuff but they’re still not selling it
Must be waiting on it arriving from china before they can post it
I’m due my second son in 14 weeks and I love beige and grey as much as the next person but Jesus my baby will deffo be in colour !! . All I ever see him in is plain boring stuffIn a word “NO” All bland beige & greige
Yeah me too but everything that baby wears just looks the sameI’m due my second son in 14 weeks and I love beige and grey as much as the next person but Jesus my baby will deffo be in colour !! . All I ever see him in is plain boring stuff
T-shirt and leggings day in, day out in boring colours. Poor mite, nothing is bright in his life, apart from his Dad’s teeth
Omg watched nanny qvc ( jakes mum )on her stories who the actual duck is she taking to ??? I’m embarrassed for her at her rant all about the soaps 
seriously Lisa stop trying to be some kind of influencer … you are embarrassing yourself . Nobody gives an actual duck about what you have been doing .
she is so boring with her run down of what she has done in her day or what she has planned
He stupid voice ….. duck off lisa you are annoying as your irritating tit of a z lister son
seriously Lisa stop trying to be some kind of influencer … you are embarrassing yourself . Nobody gives an actual duck about what you have been doing . she is so boring with her run down of what she has done in her day or what she has planned
He stupid voice ….. duck off lisa you are annoying as your irritating tit of a z lister son
Where do we send our parentt
the world has gone mad hasn’t it. Not only can a ‘celeb’ make easy money by being an influencer now but the whole family can then do it too. So many of them who’s mum/brother/sister/dog/kid etc set up accounts and get almost instantly monetised because the ‘celeb’ sends followers their wayOmg watched nanny qvc ( jakes mum )on her stories who the actual duck is she taking to ??? I’m embarrassed for her at her rant all about the soaps
she is so boring with her run down of what she has done in her day or what she has planned
He stupid voice ….. duck off lisa you are annoying as your irritating tit of a z lister son
I think it’s weird jakes caption says he’s so glad leo knows who he is. Surely that’s a given? You’ve been there every day for nearly a year shoving yourself phone in his face, he doesn’t even get a day with you at work since you don’t do that!
“He greets me with a big beaming smile”
Leo:
Leo:
Am I the only one who doesn't face time their kid if I'm away for the night? I speak to her on the phone but i don't face time her . bleeping hell just let the baby breathe .
. bleeping hell just let the baby breathe .Omg watched nanny qvc ( jakes mum )on her stories who the actual duck is she taking to ??? I’m embarrassed for her at her rant all about the soaps
she is so boring with her run down of what she has done in her day or what she has planned
He stupid voice ….. duck off lisa you are annoying as your irritating tit of a z lister son
Dont I cant!! I have second hand cringe for her. Who is actually interested in weather she cleans out her cupboards or not.
My daughters would actually crucify me if I posted tit like that.
The soaps rant I mean she has never shown her age more. What are you going on about woman!!!
The fact that she gets sent free tit just bugs the hell out of me. What donut in marketing thinks I know I will send Jake quickendons mum some gifted that will boost sales
Is it not illegal (certainly immoral) for him to be paid to advertise counterfeit goods?
I’m sure he’d like it if it was his brand being ripped off. Going to report the amazon listing and jake for that.
proof that he will sell LITERALLY ANYTHING if he’s being paid
I’m sure he’d like it if it was his brand being ripped off. Going to report the amazon listing and jake for that.
proof that he will sell LITERALLY ANYTHING if he’s being paid
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Thing is he totally contradicts himself over his ‘ads’. One day he’s taking the piss out of influencers and saying he wouldn’t just advertise anything & would only ever advertise something he’d genuinely use
then the next day he’s literally advertising anything he’s offered. He really is that delusional that he thinks he’s going to be a top ‘influencer’. That’s why he constantly begs for followers, likes and comments. Sorry Jakey boy think you may have a very very long wait. Even if I liked something he advertised, I wouldn’t buy something purely because he was the one promoting it.It is illegal so I have reported him too
I screenshotted Sophie’s video too & put in a complaint!!
Smug bastard
If it’s the highlight of his career, it’s obviously a presenting job
Can’t wait to not watch it
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Sophie’s latest story…..Jesus Christ she’s a boring witch!! Banging on about Starbucks and asking if there should have been coffee in her drink - why doesn’t she just google it?! Oh I forgot, the beggy bleep probably wants a freebie as usual And sending Leo to nursery so she can do ‘admin’ and ‘filming’ trying to make herself sound like she has some really important work to do “Doing some filming” means recording ads to promote some crappy product and uploading them to Instagram, we’re not stupid Sophie. I’m glad Leo is out of that house and socialising with other babies and gets a break from his irritating ugly fucker of a Dad constantly shoving a phone in his face and smothering him.
And sending Leo to nursery so she can do ‘admin’ and ‘filming’ trying to make herself sound like she has some really important work to do “Doing some filming” means recording ads to promote some crappy product and uploading them to Instagram, we’re not stupid Sophie. I’m glad Leo is out of that house and socialising with other babies and gets a break from his irritating ugly fucker of a Dad constantly shoving a phone in his face and smothering him.Careful, he’s probably on the way to your house for his ‘trolling documentary’It is illegal so I have reported him too
I screenshotted Sophie’s video too & put in a complaint!!
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Smug bastard
If it’s the highlight of his career, it’s obviously a presenting job
so he basically didn’t do the cruise/commitment, because something better came up then? Professional
Shes never going to make it as a proper influencer shes to irritating. Iv unfollowed now cos I cant bare the 30 seconds it takes per wordSophie’s latest story…..Jesus Christ she’s a boring witch!! Banging on about Starbucks and asking if there should have been coffee in her drink - why doesn’t she just google it?! Oh I forgot, the beggy bleep probably wants a freebie as usual
Sooooooooooooo yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh errrmmmmmmmmmmmm hi guyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.. tuttttttttttt.
Made me want to rip my bleeping hair out.
I prefer her videos pissing about with the kids rather than all the fake influencer tit. She needs to decide what account she wants cos both isnt working.
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