Jake Quickenden #69 posing with Goochi in a dirty glass. Keeping up appearances but we know they on their ass

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I've got to put this on the Wiki. This is just too funny. Talk about 'lost all track of reality'.

Also can't wait for Maris' response later on about his bed!

Maris: "Bee da da ba ba eeee eeee eeeeeee!"

Fakey: "Thank you baby. I'm so happy you like your new bed".

Flapz never did show Freddie's response to his awful new bedroom did she?

Flapz: "So Freds, do you like your new bedroom then babesssss?"

Freddie: "Piss off you old tart, I fucking hate it like I hate you and that syrup-wearing prick. (Then proceeds to trash it).

 
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This FUCKING THREAD babysits PANTO BOY.
The thread is essentially the neck & he is the head - the thread (the neck) controls the HEAD.

I am FUCKING EMBARRASSED for the friendless fuck. Again, he’s boring, he’s unoriginal, Zzzzzzz
I can’t with this FUCK.

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pissing myself at this
 
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He’s an embarrassment fakey mate you’re not the first person to build a bed. Many people also build things that require 2 people what have others done with their day you ask? Well unlike you sat on your arse doing fuck all, others have been working
 
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I admire your dedication Crazy but I can’t watch the videos at all. He’s soo fucking insincere and contrived it’s painful. Even Axel & Westbrook don’t annoy me as much as this fuck and those two FUCKS are awful (I mean really POS) but this bloke just angers me - I don’t know if it’s because he’s a man acting so fucking needy for attention or what.
 
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Fancy being married to a cunt like this. I want to drown the fucker in that stupid make believe ice bath...Its a wonder he didn't ask his mother for help, just like the house in the garden a five minute wonder..Maris will look gormless and we all know he won't be in it all night lol ...
 
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Nice of him to cater to his wee gay followingView attachment 2192415
What the actual fuck am I looking at???? I am actually staring, waiting for him to throw his shit like the orangutan's in Chessington Zoo used to do. Showing my age! If you ask me, he is pre trialing OF on insta, so his Fan(nies) keep telling him to do it. Absolute GOBSHITE.
 
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And have they done anything to prepare Leo for the move from his cot to his bed, you know the bed that Fakey put together even though it was a TWO MAN JOB apparently. It's not always straightforward, like any change in a small child's life.

Knowing this idiot and his carry on, he will probably think it's as simple as just dumping him into it at bedtime when in fact, it's something completely new to the child. And especially as Leo can't communicate well, poor little boy.
 
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She called him Bob the Builder.... lol Bob the Knob more like and not in a way....
 
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Àaaaaaaand he is still going on about it you would think he built the latest rocket about to go to the moon he's even trying to wring out tears because maris is going in a big bed he really is not right in the head
 
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Couldn't just buy a single divan could they?? NAH
 
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That's Chabuddy G out of People Just Do Nothing. Very appropriate programme when this twat does fuck all in a day.

You've put a flat-pack kid's bed up ffs. Get over it. It's cunts like this that Mr Crazy, who has his own building company, would stamp on with his size 13s.

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My son is the same age and has never watched LI. Says it is for DICKHEADS.
Same here. ALL my kids ranging from 27yrs old downwards think it's absolute shit and utter brain rot. They HATE all that type of shit. This twat is 34yrs old, married with kids. Read a book and educate yourself. He is typical of what is wrong with society.
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He is mentally unstable. Fact.

I reckon he's had a drink.

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You're right Crazy i wasn't sure but after his latest story he has definitely been drinking just waiting for the grid post of maris' reaction to the bed god knows how long it will take him to film and edit so it looks like the vacant one is excited hey ho long as he gets all his grannies going oooh Jake i know how you feel i was emotional when mine went into a big bed blah blah blah! Personally i don't get that surely that's just one of the many steps in their development oh but it's not about that is it? It's about prick as always and his failure to let that boy grow and develop because he likes to keep him as a baby
 
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