It's cockney rhyming slang - syrup of figs - wig xx
Jake Quickenden #67 Nik nak shat his pants, Fakey is a bone. Bet Flapz wished she'd stayed at home
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So knowing his wife is due home he is up given Leo breakfast got him washed and dressed so he is ready waiting nah just waits for her to get in and do it all no doubt with loads of whinging about how he's looked after him all weekend lazy selfish prick
Flappys got the Ali Express special.....What is it with these two and their selfies making sure their ‘designer’ bags are somewhere in the shot? After zooming in, I wonder why the Gs on Flappys bag are so different to the ones for sale on the actual Gucci website
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Why is anyone surprised about the way he treats women.
He's a bitchy gay who hates females
She asked how he would feel knowing there was people masturbating over his kids and Jonathan Joly replied "is that a bad thing?"Anyone remember when Stacey Dooley went to stay with the saccone Joly's?
She said about the constant posts, and the risks, and all that freak said, something to the tune of
"Does it really matter?"......
These insta parents don't give a tit about their kids safety and privacy. It's all about the money.
How cringey, wonder how many times he made them film that to get it on camera.
fakeys done his parenting for the month of may now, back to the gym
fakeys done his parenting for the month of may now, back to the gym
Well tell me that walk-in wasn’t rehearsed - I reckon that was probably the “3rd take” as Flapz probably didn’t do it right the 1st few times
Bank holiday and instead of catching up with his wife and stepson he's fucked off down the gym wonder if lucky old Sophie will get a pub lunch today? Well i say lunch but it will be mid afternoon once prick has spent time in the gym and had a nice nap
That's a blank if I've ever seen one, she didn't so much as glance in his direction
Is there anything they don’t set up and film in their lives 
That walk into the bedroom was so staged - absolutely pathetic. Leo had obviously already seen Flappy and Fred. Fakeys going to really enjoy lording it up over her the next few months. She was definitely the breadwinner for a while, now he’s got his stripping gig and mma the roles have definitely reversed again. Wonder what ‘work’ he’s got this week? ‘Celebrity’ football match on Friday with a bunch of z list skid marks. He’ll love that being with all them ‘men’ in a dressing room, filming everything and trying to make out he’s popular with the other desperados that will be there 
That walk into the bedroom was so staged - absolutely pathetic. Leo had obviously already seen Flappy and Fred. Fakeys going to really enjoy lording it up over her the next few months. She was definitely the breadwinner for a while, now he’s got his stripping gig and mma the roles have definitely reversed again. Wonder what ‘work’ he’s got this week? ‘Celebrity’ football match on Friday with a bunch of z list skid marks. He’ll love that being with all them ‘men’ in a dressing room, filming everything and trying to make out he’s popular with the other desperados that will be there 
I could feel my teeth softening with that staged walk in - it was that cringeworthy/embarrassing. 
He looks like he has a broom stuck to the top of his head, it's overhangingDo us all a favour Paul. Do some really bad damage to this bleep.
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Abslutely bleeping pathetic.
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"Celebs".... biggest load of fame hungry scallies I've ever seen....Is there anything they don’t set up and film in their lives
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He'll be creaming his undies at the football. .Is there anything they don’t set up and film in their lives
Sad fucker...Selfish prick but I get a good feeling when he cannot look after his own son on his own, had him sussed out months ago 
fake hair, fake marriage, I keep sending messages to Paul to do him good in November if he turns up !!!.. Zelda must of left there at the crack of dawn this morning. She definitely didn’t leave last night. No way would he have Leo by himself overnight. Funny how they all share everything on social media but the only thing I want them to share is the goss on what’s happened between Flappy and Zelda 
Now super dad super hub super bleep is cleaning the bathroom. Who reckons she's torn him a new one over having his mum rummage through the skip & no doubt commit other horrors in her home?
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