Fakey is performing for Tattle again - his only true acting role to date (or ever). We've had the healthy breakfast post, the tidy the hair post, the tidy the house, the up twice in night with Billy Bunter (but he spoilt that one with his snide remark to his mum). We've had the quick fire round of 'What's that? Good boy, now what's that..." to prove Bunter can talk. Well no he can't as you ended up getting him to point. You can almost see the sweat trickling down Fake's brow in his desperate, speedy attempts to get some words out. Just to show us Tattlers that his son is just like Kate Lawlor's daughter Noa. Who is reading stories from books & talking in whole sentences. But you keep on bro - bic bic, choc choc & miiiiiiine are looking promising.