I'm deceasedInstructions for a Spring Syrup!
Beg for some fake grass:
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Then add some of Flapz's box dye:
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Borrow NikNak's:
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Cheap as chips!
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I'm deceasedInstructions for a Spring Syrup!
Beg for some fake grass:
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Then add some of Flapz's box dye:
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Borrow NikNak's:
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Cheap as chips!
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He’s defo a throwback. Simply a hot mess!Amazed he never went for a 80s high top fade, his bleeping dress sense is stuck there...
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Perhaps he’s hoping to put his back outWhy the hell is he carrying Spud on his back? No wonder he is so delayed! Let him run about, show him things help him find things look at this pretty flower it's yellow how many trees can you count do you see the ladybird on here blah blah blah lazy useles pair of dickheads
He'd be lucky. They filmed it ages ago I thinkPerhaps he's had the barnet done as he's hoping for a callback from I'm a celebrity, as a reserve......
Fortunately for us it’s already been filmed. He only got on the first time because Gemma Collins quit (thanks for that GC). If he only made it as a reserve originally, no way would he have even been considered for a legends program. Let’s be honest, he only came 2nd his year because the cast was titPerhaps he's had the barnet done as he's hoping for a callback from I'm a celebrity, as a reserve......
Which one should I use as my new avatar picture though?
it’s shocking at this point . My son is couple months older than Leo and he says full sentences . Leo can’t even say basic words like dog hat mat sit stand door flower ……. He’s severely delayed .NikNaks saying “Doo Doo blah blah…”
Get that kid seen to
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Oh look at me dad of the year taking my son to a park for FREE yes Jake most parents do this daily …… nothing special is it . Pair of idiots I swearWhy is NikNak being carried? He should be walking and talking by now. That kid has no hope with these two twats.
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I have nearly wet myself with this..
Crazy you are a comedy genius!