Polly isn’t that what you said on Wednesday night when Jake stayed in the hotel you’re place
duck off Polly. Boomshackalacka? She’s as pathetic as he is
Jake Quickenden #61 A holiday & £30k cash he mumbled but the best part of LW was when he stumbled!
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Shes back doing Tesco #ads
Wouldn't watch Loose Women and if that bald headed I've just seen that he wore his little white knickers to go in that pool on Loose Women knowing full well they would be wet and see through when he got out 
not that there's much to see but his desperation is literally off the scale at this point
not that there's much to see but his desperation is literally off the scale at this point
He really is an entitled fucker with no talent.
He's like a desperate has-been ( who never got there in the first place)
He's like a desperate has-been ( who never got there in the first place)
Oh Jesus I'm so embarrassed for him.
Here we go. Here's the tit chat. 
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The queen is here! I blurred out the name just to be cautious.
What a wank stain he is
Nadia's face says it all.
Thats odd iganony showing different? Ive checked again an my still doesn’t show off Limits
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Oh I couldn’t check Instagram as the head blocked me, sorry about that @mollyann xNo you’re notit’s not showing on the websites that we view his stories on anonymously but still showing on his actual insta bio
Queen beef haven’t seen your name in a while I hope you’re well
Thank you! I’ve been lurking! Just super busy with my new job! Hope you’re all okay too! The best thread on here by a light yearQueen beef haven’t seen your name in a while I hope you’re well
He is churning out exactly the same speech every z lister does when they jump on the mental health bandwagon doesn't even talk about battles of his own what he did to get help that's because it's bullshit. I'm hoping the producers of Loose Women will see the comments about him and stop booking him
Polly Parrot is obsessed with him. Definitely something up here! 
PerfectionRecap:
We started off the previous thread with Leonora dressed up as a turtle for World Book Day. They were one day late as it was the day before!!! So the poor little sod walked into his nursery looking as ridiculous as his father did at Butlin's dressed as the infamous RaRa!!
The next day they ventured into London for the Together For Short Lives Ball although no description of the charity's cause or fundraising was mentioned. Obviously yet again, they were handed spare tickets at the last moment. Fakey was dressed up in a black bow tie and walking along the back streets of London like a James Bond on crack whilst Flapz filmed him. Flapz was wearing a cheap lycra dress with a massive stain on the front and did an #aff link about her crappy silver bag. She even had the cheek to put it up for sale on Vinted the next day for £35!!! Whilst at the Ball, Fakey shouted out to James Jordan constantly to grab his attention. He was blatantly ignored and it was honestly like the 'Dan' scene out of Alan Partridge. He did manage though to get a selfie with Simon Cowell who obviously had forgotten who the duck he was!!!
The next day was Freddie's birthday party; his 'bit of a son'. We saw him blowing up 65 balloons for a homemade balloon arch 'as it's nice to make things yourself'. No, you wasn't gifted anything was you? During the party he disappeared upstairs instead of helping out with his stepson's party and then completely disappeared that night altogether!
The night of The Glitter Ball 2023 for Sarcoma arrived and Fakey went with Polly Parrot instead of his 'wife'. Polly Parrot was tarted up like a cheap escort and was thirsty af. He posted a strange 'I love you' photo to Flapz on his stories and like we all said, screamed of guilt. Is Polly Parrot getting his carrot?
He performed a few totally inappropriate songs about drugs, incestual rape, prostitution and strippers whilst balancing his phone on his knee. Polly was on the floor filming him like a witch on heat whilst he looked completely off his chops sweating like a flasher in a playground. Very weird vibes were going on and highly unprofessional also!
The next 'Big Challenge' was announced with Oktagon MMA. Hopefully his opponent, who is giving his fighting purse all to charity, will knock seven shades of bleeping tit out of him. Are you giving your fight purse to charity Fakey? We highly doubt that you scumbag.
He returned from the Ball and then went food shopping in M&S making sure everybody saw the trolley. Unfortunately, Flapz even managed to burn the pre-packaged food!
Another night out. Yes, another one!! This time to the premier of John Wick 4 accompanied by his 'mate' who looked like Skeletor's twin brother with a hint of Penfold, who likes to have 'petit walks in Green Park sucking on a cigar' and acts like the biggest, pretentious wankstain that you ever did see. What a combination they were that night. Luckily Keanu Reeves didn't cross paths with them or they would've been pulvarised John Wick style!
The next day as he was on yet another comedown, we had a story about 'a white dove who glided over his car and winked at him'. Just lay off the drugs bro! He then started calling out Flapz about her bad timekeeping 'giving him anxiety'. He then sat on the toilet singing about 'not being able to tit by himself' while Leonora played with a metal tape measure that could have had his little eye out.
Leonora was playing with stickers on the table and Fakey said "Yeah, that's fun int' it". Hiya Fakey!
They then went off to the farm and he constantly made passive aggressive digs to Flapz about being a cow and letting her coat get covered in tit. Don't put that coat on Vinted!!
Freddie's birthday arrived and he put up a post mainly about himself of course. Freddie came back from school opened up his presents but Fakey fucked off for the night in a budget hotel that apparently 'caught fire' as he was on Loose Women.
His appearance on Loose Women was for five minutes. He came on like Bruce Forsyth on a bad trip, pushing a drinks trolley with cocktails on, kept making the audience who were 70+ go woooo too much and fluffed his autocue. He then came on a bit later with cocktails for the panel. As he walked off he tripped up. The audience and panel laughed at him. At least he managed to get a selfie with Tommy Fury!!!
He is appearing with the Emmerdale cast today and interviewing 'Paddy'. Paddy is currently suicidal and this will be centred on talks on mental health. Could meeting Fakey finally push Paddy over the edge?
We had some tea. Some very hot tea about Fakey and Polly Parrot being intimate. We shall continue this.
Is Polly Parrot getting his carrot?
Is Flapz being cheated on?
We'll find out after the break.
*Jeremy Kyle theme tune!!
Carry on Fakeys and keep that hot tea coming. I'll provide the sandwiches!!!!
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Flappy is now stalking Claudia it seems, she’s also in London with friends eating out, both similar stories today 
and Claudia was doing work for ITV also today #awkard but she wasn’t sitting in a paddling pool like this desperate fool.
and Claudia was doing work for ITV also today #awkard but she wasn’t sitting in a paddling pool like this desperate fool.Attachments
Fake Potato is on a roll today
Also some comments on LW insta post
Also some comments on LW insta post
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So she's back to the Tesco ads. I've been looking at the 'half receipt' she's shown and this is a shop of absolutely nothing but utter 'crap'. I would love to know how much this silly old tart REALLY spends on shopping in a week judging by the utter rubbish she's bought in this one shop.
Ooooh a saving of nearly a tenner!!! Just look at that prick at the end of the last clip 'celebrating' by pulling a party popper. It's absolutely pathetic.
Show us your REAL weekly shopping bill Flapz. Judging by the crap you buy, I bet it's eye-watering!
Ooooh a saving of nearly a tenner!!! Just look at that prick at the end of the last clip 'celebrating' by pulling a party popper. It's absolutely pathetic.
Show us your REAL weekly shopping bill Flapz. Judging by the crap you buy, I bet it's eye-watering!
Doesn’t Polly do PR for a company call BiGDUG and Gloucester Rugby and someone called Sam Dracott Farrier? So she has four clients it appears, wtf does she see in Fakey? Im sure she has been “good to the lads” on the rugby team alsoSomething definitely not right with them pair … so last week in Devon Jake did Comp for ITV win he slept over the night before but polly was also present why ?? So she gets him a little work but she meets him both stay in hotels petrol ect then she takes a cut what’s he left with nothing ?
why did she need to be with him . She didn’t
then polly attended the sarcoma event why ? He was with sarcoma anyway so it wasn’t work she got him …
now she has a home in London when she lives in CornwallJake is her only client and A tit one at that being a nobody that can only get on prime tv fir five minutes
or is that the pad for them both to meet up ?
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