I find it extremely strange that his wife isn't with him at a charity event that is so close to 'his heart' because of his brother, if it was my partner I know it would be something I would be there for to provide emotional support. They really do have the weirdest set up ever.
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Greta22
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So one room will be a wardrobe for Sophie’s fabulous range of beige clothing. Be prepared for reels in the loft conversion!Neither of them are the sharpest knives in the drawer , are they
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I bet Sophie feels very uncomfortable, Polly is clearly a party girl and not shyPolly having the time of her life
Bobby Orange
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He is most definitely the cocky, loud, attention seeking, desperate, condescending prick that people see coming and avoid like the plague. Very unlikeable.
Nannywanny59
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There will be a pic of him with his arm around James Jordan next after he’s crawled under the tables to get you him. #Desperate
CrazyBaldhead
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How could you possibly let your child go out looking this filthy? The state of his clothes. Covered in cat hairs. Look at the state of that 'gifted' car seat too. Filthy rotten as well. 
PrincessJeanie
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Nope and they’ve done 3 separate articles already on it
So the Fail covered the charity events he went to Thurs and Fri night plus the premiere tonight and not one single photo of him has made it on there from any of them. Even Lizzie Cundy has got 4/5 pictures on one article tonight Brilliant thread title and recap, @CrazyBaldhead, thank you!
Howling at the table plan showing that his table was axed due to zero sales
Howling at the table plan showing that his table was axed due to zero sales
riddleme89
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Paul will piss all over Jake
I might get tickets just to watch Jake cry when he loses like he lost X factor and everything else he’s done
actually hilarious how Paul is more popular than Jake and has never been on TV about yet is minted from being a top comedian…. Jake only has OLD woman that won’t be interested in MMA his audience will be empty sad twat he is
i See Becky has made a appearance
I might get tickets just to watch Jake cry when he loses like he lost X factor and everything else he’s done
actually hilarious how Paul is more popular than Jake and has never been on TV about yet is minted from being a top comedian…. Jake only has OLD woman that won’t be interested in MMA his audience will be empty
sad twat he is i See Becky has made a appearance
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Barbie2020
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Well his TV appearances are getting more and more embarrassing. That was hilarious and for all the wrong reasons.
you can tell he’s really trying to be a good presenter, I think he’s treating these appearances like auditions, I think he thinks he’s on his way to be a serious presenter.
you can tell he’s really trying to be a good presenter, I think he’s treating these appearances like auditions, I think he thinks he’s on his way to be a serious presenter.
stargirl23
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Fucking hell how much 
did he take last night. A white dove swooped and flew infront of his car and turned round to wink at him? Don’t think he realises he sounds delusional not funny
did he take last night. A white dove swooped and flew infront of his car and turned round to wink at him? Don’t think he realises he sounds delusional not funny
plattyjoobs
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Well done to @CrazyBaldhead for another great title, you’ve won a seat at Jake’s table at the Big Bash - oh wait…..
Old thread here:
Old thread here:
Turtledove58
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James Jordan called him out by ignoring the twat!
Well after watching that lad talk about Tom it just shows what true grief is.That twat put Tom on his post for likes and as always disgusted me how he uses other pain for clicks on his page.Been absent had the most awful Crohn’s flare up and started new job Wednesday but better today.Nothings changed with prick wooden spoon and vacant Leo it’s like watching threw your fingers in disbelief at train wreck that is these bunch of arseholes .
Luvabitagoss
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Imagine if leo4likes opened the front door and the whole street saw him sitting their having a poo 
PrincessJeanie
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Thing is he never told anyone his table got pulled so obviously still trying to play the ‘big man’. He’ll know now that we all know though
CrazyBaldhead
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Here we go!
I hate and will continue to hate:-
Egotistical, vain, attention-seeking, narcs.
People who exploit Charities for their own agenda.
Liars - especially those who lie about health.
Greedy, self-indulgent, begging scum.
Passive-aggressive cunts who bully children and women.
Calculating, selfish, self-centred, deluded idiots who proclaim to care about others' wellbeings and offer advice but then totally ignore messages sent to them and aren't qualified to do so in the first place.
People who brag - especially in a cost of living crisis about freebies.
The monitization of death and fake grief.
Crocodile tears.
Warm ice baths and mind-numbing fucktard quotes.
Syrup-wearing, donkey-toothed, ugly inside and out, closet boys.
Delusions of grandeur.
Vacuous, unintelligent, oxygen thieves who have bad grammar and no social awareness.
Constant neediness and validation from strangers.
Filming everything about your boring, empty, soulless existence.
People who think they can sing and dance but can't.
Undeclared ads.
I could go on.
I hate and will continue to hate:-
Egotistical, vain, attention-seeking, narcs.
People who exploit Charities for their own agenda.
Liars - especially those who lie about health.
Greedy, self-indulgent, begging scum.
Passive-aggressive cunts who bully children and women.
Calculating, selfish, self-centred, deluded idiots who proclaim to care about others' wellbeings and offer advice but then totally ignore messages sent to them and aren't qualified to do so in the first place.
People who brag - especially in a cost of living crisis about freebies.
The monitization of death and fake grief.
Crocodile tears.
Warm ice baths and mind-numbing fucktard quotes.
Syrup-wearing, donkey-toothed, ugly inside and out, closet boys.
Delusions of grandeur.
Vacuous, unintelligent, oxygen thieves who have bad grammar and no social awareness.
Constant neediness and validation from strangers.
Filming everything about your boring, empty, soulless existence.
People who think they can sing and dance but can't.
Undeclared ads.
I could go on.
riddleme89
VIP Member
He’s wierd nobody else is filming them self on the carpet literally nobody is looking in his direction he’s embarrassing 
hes attending these events to get seen and hope for work but his chance at anything now is zero
he’s got no actual life no talent he’s 35 he’s boring and irrelevant. No other z lister or tv star likes him
He’s so skint he’s on cameo and she’s on vinted ffs … he needs to give it up !!
hes attending these events to get seen and hope for work but his chance at anything now is zero
he’s got no actual life no talent he’s 35 he’s boring and irrelevant. No other z lister or tv star likes him
He’s so skint he’s on cameo and she’s on vinted ffs … he needs to give it up !!
CrazyBaldhead
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OMG I switched on the TV and there he was. He walked out with a drinks trolley full of cocktails. It was a competition for a holiday in Barbados and £30K. He fluffed up on the autocue as well! He started handing out cocktails to the old grannies in the front row and kept making the audience go 'wooo' like Bruce Forsyth used to but he overdone it to the point he killed it off!
He then proceeded to dance. God he was awful. So wooden. All you could see was his dodgy fake tan, his blinding donkey teef and his awful syrup. It was painful. He danced off screen pushing the drinks trolley sticking his arse out wiggling it.
A few minutes later there was a clip of him sitting in The Woolpack with Paddy (whose character has been suicidal). He's on there tomorrow talking about mental health. Give me fucking strength.
He then proceeded to dance. God he was awful. So wooden. All you could see was his dodgy fake tan, his blinding donkey teef and his awful syrup. It was painful. He danced off screen pushing the drinks trolley sticking his arse out wiggling it.
A few minutes later there was a clip of him sitting in The Woolpack with Paddy (whose character has been suicidal). He's on there tomorrow talking about mental health. Give me fucking strength.