ShowMeThe Money
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I think Herman Munster wore them better.
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I think Herman Munster wore them better.
Philimena cunk
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Here you go, Flaps, some furniture for the A List extension of yours .....
Bobby Orange
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Jake Quickenden #61 : We know Polly Parrot is sitting on his carrot.
VC10
VIP Member
Fuck me, he never made it 15 , 16 years ago.
It ain't gonna happen now. He needs to accept it & move on.
She's a fucking car-crash, fucking " tyre-lips houlihan " with her geezer voice & selling alibaba strides .....
What a fucking pair. The brat wanders around 1/2 blind with hair growing in his vision , like a dud bulb .
He bullies her older kid but she couldn't give a toss, because he enables her online shite
And he cops the hump with her constantly & calls her " MATE" aggressively.
They beg and grift constantly and are delirious with joy over some shit like free cup-a-soups , or a fucking toaster
His odd-ball Muvver done up like a dont-know-what, talking online out of her bottom jaw pretending she's Gloria Hunniford or something....giving " shout-outs" to dribbling knobheads and other dysfunctional ' stay at homes'
He's posted his stiffie online ( all 5" of it- Jesus christ) as if its something to be proud of
He's got a drink problem
They both like the talcum powder
They both dodge the soap
I've never come across a more unattractive, unlikeable beggy set of grifters in all my time online ( Charlotte dawson comes close )
It ain't gonna happen now. He needs to accept it & move on.
She's a fucking car-crash, fucking " tyre-lips houlihan " with her geezer voice & selling alibaba strides .....
What a fucking pair. The brat wanders around 1/2 blind with hair growing in his vision , like a dud bulb .
He bullies her older kid but she couldn't give a toss, because he enables her online shite
And he cops the hump with her constantly & calls her " MATE" aggressively.
They beg and grift constantly and are delirious with joy over some shit like free cup-a-soups , or a fucking toaster
His odd-ball Muvver done up like a dont-know-what, talking online out of her bottom jaw pretending she's Gloria Hunniford or something....giving " shout-outs" to dribbling knobheads and other dysfunctional ' stay at homes'
He's posted his stiffie online ( all 5" of it- Jesus christ) as if its something to be proud of
He's got a drink problem
They both like the talcum powder
They both dodge the soap
I've never come across a more unattractive, unlikeable beggy set of grifters in all my time online ( Charlotte dawson comes close )
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PrincessJeanie
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Let’s look at the evidence to just how irrelevant this desperate attention seeking twat is.
Thursday night goes to Black Dog event which is covered by the Daily Mail but not one picture of him anywhere.
Friday night goes to OK event which again is covered by the Mail but the only proof of him being there was on OKs Instagram stories as yet again isn’t deemed ‘worthy’ enough for the Mail.
Monday night goes to Film premiere. The Mail has done 3 separate articles on this. One on Ekin Su and Davide attending. One on Vernon Kay and his daughter going and one which features all the cast and other z listers in attendance. He wore that fucking awful suit again deliberately to draw attention to himself but 69 photos on the main article and still Fakey doesn’t make the cut
Finally he tags Lionsgateuk on his own stories. Again they’ve shared loads of other z listers on their instagram but even though the sad twat tagged them, he’s still not featured anywhere.
When the likes of Abbie Quinnen, Lizzie Cundy, Victoria Hervey, MIC people, Love Island people, etc… are getting column inches and you are not, it really is time to give up.
Polly obviously wasn’t doing her job properly yesterday
Thursday night goes to Black Dog event which is covered by the Daily Mail but not one picture of him anywhere.
Friday night goes to OK event which again is covered by the Mail but the only proof of him being there was on OKs Instagram stories as yet again isn’t deemed ‘worthy’ enough for the Mail.
Monday night goes to Film premiere. The Mail has done 3 separate articles on this. One on Ekin Su and Davide attending. One on Vernon Kay and his daughter going and one which features all the cast and other z listers in attendance. He wore that fucking awful suit again deliberately to draw attention to himself but 69 photos on the main article and still Fakey doesn’t make the cut
Finally he tags Lionsgateuk on his own stories. Again they’ve shared loads of other z listers on their instagram but even though the sad twat tagged them, he’s still not featured anywhere.
When the likes of Abbie Quinnen, Lizzie Cundy, Victoria Hervey, MIC people, Love Island people, etc… are getting column inches and you are not, it really is time to give up.
Polly obviously wasn’t doing her job properly yesterday
Rob2401
Chatty Member
There’s no way he used to be a brickie NO WAY and if it was true he quit after a week. Now him working as a lifeguard I can fully see lol. sat looking at himself while people drown.He worked for 2 hours this week and is knackered! He is still an over baring narcissist! He still can’t act! He definitely murders songs and is very much in loves with himself! Leo is grotbag and I’ve never know little ones sticking sweets on a wall and eating them. But above all they allow it and film itboth are utterly disgusting people
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Cleopops
Chatty Member
Thanks for the videos,I'm in the blocked club now for calling him jobless and desperate, so imagine my amusement to hear him singing (murdering) No Scrubs 
a song about jobless, desperate and useless men, he's the biggest fucking Scrub of them all, he's the fucking gift that keeps on giving.
And that Polly is definitely 100% not there in a work capacity
a song about jobless, desperate and useless men, he's the biggest fucking Scrub of them all, he's the fucking gift that keeps on giving.And that Polly is definitely 100% not there in a work capacity
CrazyBaldhead
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People are finally starting to wake up and they are getting sick of these vacuous, grifting, freeloading scum. Families are struggling and Instagram, as a whole, is a toxic breeding ground of parasitical, talentless, grifting, egotistical scumbags who think they are above working for a living and are owed it. Their days are thankfully numbered.
As you all know, I'm always doing things for my local foodbank via my salon and my family also do it. My latest is Easter Eggs for the children and I am sending those to my local foodbank It pains me watching talentless morons such as these two grifting away. That £500 playhouse should have gone to a children's home or a struggling small playgroup/social centre. Grifting for Freddie's birthday as well. Shame on these companies tbh.
For a 'person' - and I say that word lightly, to monetise from grief, anxiety and charity work and sleep at night surely is the biggest heathen of all. Karma is waiting.
There is truly a special place in hell for these two but by the looks of it, they're living it daily right now. Not one ounce of happiness between these two. No love. No laughter. Just passive-aggressive digs and both look utterly miserable in each other's company. Both living a lie. Couldn't happen to better scumbags!
Nice here 'int it! Read this and weep you vile, money grabbing cunts. I would rather be dead than live your fake, tragic lives. It's all for the Gram eh?
Rant over.
IamMyaJ
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Yeah according to my sources he is trying to ‘shag’ his way to the top…
So a friend of mine was back stage at DOI and over heard a conversation between him and someone else when polly was mistaken for his wife…. He said he doesn’t care who he hurts he wants to be famous… to be honest we fucking knew this anyway but it’s nice to hear it for real
---Serving the piping hot
So a friend of mine was back stage at DOI and over heard a conversation between him and someone else when polly was mistaken for his wife…. He said he doesn’t care who he hurts he wants to be famous… to be honest we fucking knew this anyway but it’s nice to hear it for real
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Hayze2384
Chatty Member
Why does he roll his sleeves up on his suit? Is he a Lesbian?It's just embarrassing at this point and old baldy four eyes is a major ick too.
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CrazyBaldhead
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Recap:
We started the previous thread off with Leonora eating sweets off of their filthy walls, both children eating their hot dinners with their fingers, an advert for Help My House Is Haunted (more bullshit) and a date night to Ivy Asia where they split the bill with another couple! He went to a London audition and then had a recall but obviously didn't get it as there were numerous 'anxiety' posts afterwards!! The Big Bash's tickets for his table weren't selling at all and one of our eagle-eyed Fakeys noticed overnight that 0 tickets were available. Had he bought them all and raffled them off to people like he said he would? (No he didn't.) He's skint af.
The day before Leonora's 2nd birthday he was working 'up North' but came back in the early hours to blow up one solitary balloon. The whole birthday was a complete joke with Fakey describing a scooter as a bike, a digger as a tractor, trolling his own son with the Benjamin Button photo for likes, every single present gifted and a birthday cake the size of a thimble! Then he went back to work at Butlin's as RaRa and Flapz took the kids to The London Aquarium. Zelda was strangely quiet for the day with not even a shout-out for her grandson on his 2nd birthday. Perhaps DoorMatt had locked the old bag in a cupboard?
We then had a sob story about his wrist. He 'hadn't been able to bear weight on it since Christmas' which was yet more bullshit and we have clips of him doing TikToks, boxing, pulling weights, climbing up a damn palm tree etc. To be a good liar you need to have a good memory bro!
He had another five minute slot filming ITV Win with Laura Hamilton in Dorset, the 'ice' bath has now been fixed and Flapz seems to think in her tiny brain that 'she could win Dancing on Ice'. Well, judging by your black, filthy rotten socks, you could certainly win 'Filthiest House of the Year'. Dirty, lazy skank. 
Another OK Live was broadcast. He looked nervous and constantly scanned the comments. The whole interview was as pointless as he is. Bore off ffs.
One of our brilliant Fakey's found a news article about Fakey now going down the MMA path and is due to fight in Manchester later on in the year. We highly doubt this will happen as he will use his 'wrist' or even fake his own death to get out of a bit of work!!
He finally attended The Big Bash looking like an absolute scruff. Thanks to Twinkal86's brilliant detective work, due to nobody actually buying tickets for his table, it was pulled and he was dumped on another table with some rather dubious looking fellows. Say no more!
We started the previous thread off with Leonora eating sweets off of their filthy walls, both children eating their hot dinners with their fingers, an advert for Help My House Is Haunted (more bullshit) and a date night to Ivy Asia where they split the bill with another couple! He went to a London audition and then had a recall but obviously didn't get it as there were numerous 'anxiety' posts afterwards!! The Big Bash's tickets for his table weren't selling at all and one of our eagle-eyed Fakeys noticed overnight that 0 tickets were available. Had he bought them all and raffled them off to people like he said he would? (No he didn't.) He's skint af.
The day before Leonora's 2nd birthday he was working 'up North' but came back in the early hours to blow up one solitary balloon. The whole birthday was a complete joke with Fakey describing a scooter as a bike, a digger as a tractor, trolling his own son with the Benjamin Button photo for likes, every single present gifted and a birthday cake the size of a thimble! Then he went back to work at Butlin's as RaRa and Flapz took the kids to The London Aquarium. Zelda was strangely quiet for the day with not even a shout-out for her grandson on his 2nd birthday. Perhaps DoorMatt had locked the old bag in a cupboard?
We then had a sob story about his wrist. He 'hadn't been able to bear weight on it since Christmas' which was yet more bullshit and we have clips of him doing TikToks, boxing, pulling weights, climbing up a damn palm tree etc. To be a good liar you need to have a good memory bro!
He had another five minute slot filming ITV Win with Laura Hamilton in Dorset, the 'ice' bath has now been fixed and Flapz seems to think in her tiny brain that 'she could win Dancing on Ice'.
Well, judging by your black, filthy rotten socks, you could certainly win 'Filthiest House of the Year'. Dirty, lazy skank. Another OK Live was broadcast. He looked nervous and constantly scanned the comments. The whole interview was as pointless as he is. Bore off ffs.
One of our brilliant Fakey's found a news article about Fakey now going down the MMA path and is due to fight in Manchester later on in the year. We highly doubt this will happen as he will use his 'wrist' or even fake his own death to get out of a bit of work!!
He finally attended The Big Bash looking like an absolute scruff. Thanks to Twinkal86's brilliant detective work, due to nobody actually buying tickets for his table, it was pulled and he was dumped on another table with some rather dubious looking fellows. Say no more!
Philimena cunk
VIP Member
Just fired off an email to Loose Women in my official capacity as a RMN, advising that his presence and opinions on mental health are triggering to people actually suffering bereavement, and that he's only doing it for money and TV appearances.
Suggested he should be removed until he fully deals with his "problems"
Cunt.
Suggested he should be removed until he fully deals with his "problems"
Cunt.
Philimena cunk
VIP Member
That's the closest he'll ever get to stardom, fucking stalking an A lister on the red carpet.Not Jake lurking behind the star of the film
yes that’s what happens with real talent Jake you become a millionaire and have FANS a screaming for your signature and photo
you can see him on the video lurking looking manic for anybody to notice him and guess what guys nobody did and nobody gave a fuck
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What’s even more embarrassing is Jake has a man behind him filming him I think it’s that mate he met on holiday either way why is he getting him to film him when nobody’s even looking at Jake
Never mind fakey, soon be either bunking up Polly parrot or be on the last train to Colchester with a maccyDs ....
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DAN, DAN, DAN, DAN .....Never been so embarrassed for a grown adult in my life
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KEANU KEANU KEANU
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Smell_my_cheese
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His catalogue model poses are so tragic. What a shame Mail order catalogues like Kays and Freemans no longer exist (I am very old 
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CrazyBaldhead
VIP Member
Fucking hell, he's just posted this.
THIS SCREAMS OF GUILT!!!!!!
THIS SCREAMS OF GUILT!!!!!!
patmum
Active member
The look on Simon Cowell’s face says it all, clearly thinking ‘FFS not this prick’. Then there’s Fakey like a manic cokehead who has met their idol. Clearly grabbed SC as he was trying to leave and he begrudgingly obliged, pathetic.
He probably only went to the event when he knew SC was attending and had this selfie planned, with the ten year ago photo ready to post for content. So tragic.
patmum
Active member
He’s searched for himself on Getty images (while still at the event!) but tried to hide it by covering the Getty images logo. No hiding from the Fakey’s you self obsessed prick.The whole outfit, tattoos, hair, teeth, in fact everything is a hard no from me!
