I agree.His speech is so bad for a two year old (and I'm going from when my kids were that age).
He did not say 'I love you'. He can barely talk. Maybe stop shoving a fucking phone in his face, talk to him one-to-one and do activities with him like picture cards etc.
The amount of pointless stories he's doing this morning is dusturbing and ridiculous.
No platty that’s not “Ignition” that’s the City High song “what would you do” that I have put the Lyrics up.The last clip of him singing, I’m fairly certain it’s Ignition.
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Fucks sake. Eat ya heart's out, ant and Dec, heresssssss Jakey....A giveaway on loose Womenhardly presenting
I feel sorry for Tommy Fury he is going to be following him around the studio, incoming photo of him with Tommy calling him mate and other cringe stuff , both are from Manchester but probably completely different areas, he didn’t even watch Tommys fight, he will pretend he did 🫣 I think one of these pictures might even make his grid. He is so predictable.
Every so often, the Matey Jakey mask slip, and there it is.....Excact same face he made in the 'have to get your moneys worth mate' video when she was videoing him while he was trying to film himself and eat and then his child was looking help.
Yes it obvious Jake is trying to prove to tattle that he can “mind” his son alone (of course she’s hiding somewhere) and he’s also trying to prove to tattle that Leo can talk, he has only turned 2 so he could come on a bit more in a few weeks but what Jake is actually doing is kind of cruel, using Leo to prove a point but he 100% has not proved a point because the poor sod can’t speak properly yet and Jake is manic trying to prove this! I know he does this all the time but it’s a bit too much today. The digger/tractor pairs game on his birthday was really sad, you could see Leo knew it was a digger and not a tractor because he hesitated and looked at the tractor then at the digger and then again at the tractor but put it on the correct match to the tractor despite his dickhead dad saying “tractor” and “come on ..next” putting pressure on the child who couldn’t express to that dickhead that it wasn’t a tractor and he had a fucking camera in his face aswell! I do feel very sorry for that child, he has no hope with them, Sophie should be more aware but she’s away with the fairy’s, it’s probably best they put him in nursery 5 mornings because they are only confusing him and it doesn’t help taking him out on several unnecessary holidays. (Sorry rant overFuck me what a prick! Just play and interact with your kid for once in your life without shoving a phone in his face. I could never imagine filming my baby playing and sending it to a million people cos it’s boring. My 10 month old seems more with it than their poor son, I just feel sorry for Leo not a single shred of privacy!
Jake has aged horribly. Like a gone-off with mouldy bits floating in it wine.I bet he hunted down Simon Cowell all night for this photo.
What a desperate cunt. You wouldn't even think the event was for a children's charity the way he's acting. He is fucking disgusting.
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£33 to see that cunt? No thanks
Nah he's reading Tattle.Hahahaha he’s reading the lyrics off his phone![]()
Tenner says he's shacked up with her by Xmas, and doing a father's for justice for Benjamin button...Pollys moving to London![]()
That's another fine cock-up they've done. That paintwork still needs finishing. Not one brain cell between them!They said decorators were painting when they were away in the Maldives. You can’t tell
me that they have paid a professional for that workIt’s an absolute state.
Why get the carpets done before the bathroom is brought up and fitted, Hope the workers take their boots off![]()
She's still fuming that Polly ParrotWho are these arseholes? Is him and his missus getting dressed up to cook and eat at home?? and why is Fakey so shocked at one if those shirt sleeve ironing boards? like he’s never seen one before? Has he never been to Ikea? Flappy is fairly quiet today, she must be attempting to paint while he does nothing as usual , someone needs to take that paintbrush off her!
How he is desperately trying to get noticed by Keanu Reeves. Thing is Keanu is a nice fella..he'd probably take pity on the rat!Fucking hell how many useless and unnecessary events is this now.No job but playing dress up in the pink suitshirt undone and looking for someone to notice him.Does he not feel embarrassed that he just goes threw life as a desperate saddo
Sticky horrible scribbled itchey torsoEverything about him is just so grim crazy. He turns my stomach in his shitty little underpants especially around Fred.Have some respect it’s just not normal and who does he thinks wants to see him undressed.
The shit's going to hit the fan when that baby arrives. Disgusting parents they are. On a twin par with Fakey and Flapz though as both 'relationships' are fake and the so-called 'parenting' is disgusting.Yeah agree they are both the same, living off the dead and should never have had kids. I can’t work out if they both deliberately do stupid things so they are discussed on Tattle hence the cry of trolls. Charlotte has been on top form lately. They both need somebody to tell them to rein it in. I’d be embarrassed to be related to either of them.