He got her a magnifying glass so she can find his cocktail sausageHas he genuinely not even bought her anything
Jake Quickenden #52 jobless, manic and sick in the head and he's still making money out of the dead
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Jeez how tragic kinda feel sorry for the silly witch
There's an article on the sidebar of shame about all the carrying on that's happened in previous DOI, and guess what, fakey isn't even mentioned......
Well her birthday was totally bleeping tragic. Not even one post since they got home! Odds are on for a massive row whilst travelling back. I mean, what was even the point? What did he even get her? I can only imagine their sex life to be exactly the same!!!
Joey Essex is now apparently dating Vanessa, bet fakeys jealous
All quiet on the crappy birthday front.. no suprise when she got home then..no big gift! Nothing to show off on the gram as we all know they dont live in the moment. Oh dear...it really is tragic! π«£
It's 9pm at night. He's been quiet for about 6 hours. I have no idea what's going on in Flapz world of IG having been blocked for asking why she was filming Freddie naked in the bath for an ad.
Fakey if you come on here I've been commenting all over your IG this wkend. When are you going to find me & block me
Fakey if you come on here I've been commenting all over your IG this wkend. When are you going to find me & block me
No you must be wrong you mean Thee Jake quickenden dancing on ice KINGThere's an article on the sidebar of shame about all the carrying on that's happened in previous DOI, and guess what, fakey isn't even mentioned......
has not been mentionedβ¦.. surely not Nope. Bet they bleeping hate him as much as we do...No you must be wrong you mean Thee Jake quickenden dancing on ice KING
Sheβs probably calling him a bastard and blowing her own baloons up whilst ringing round manic for some insta worthy freebiesIt's 9pm at night. He's been quiet for about 6 hours. I have no idea what's going on in Flapz world of IG having been blocked for asking why she was filming Freddie naked in the bath for an ad.
Fakey if you come on here I've been commenting all over your IG this wkend. When are you going to find me & block me
She had a face like thunder when they checked out at 11am, and were plodding round a soaking wet garden at the hotel...Well her birthday was totally bleeping tragic. Not even one post since they got home! Odds are on for a massive row whilst travelling back. I mean, what was even the point? What did he even get her? I can only imagine their sex life to be exactly the same!!!
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She's probably jumped out of that massive loft window!!!Sheβs probably calling him a bastard and blowing her own baloons up whilst ringing round manic for some insta worthy freebies
I saw people celebrate βbigβ birthdays better in lockdown!
Massive row, she's fucked off to bed, he's downstairs watching DOI and sobbing into his vino collapso, "I could have been a superstar".....
You watch him post now you said that both with glasses of wine β loved up β
and looking at Vanessa thinking "I shagged her" now she's with Joey Essex who is a multi-millionaire.
Then looking at Oti on the Judges Panel and screaming this song, crying and necking all the red wine he could find!
Fish the duck off!!!!!
Lord may I never become this bored that I need to tell Instagram Iβm having fish and chips . She lives a very sheltered life
I'm embarrassed for her.Lord may I never become this bored that I need to tell Instagram Iβm having fish and chips . She lives a very sheltered life
Fakey obviously inherited her boring arse gene....
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