He got her a magnifying glass so she can find his cocktail sausageHas he genuinely not even bought her anything
He got her a magnifying glass so she can find his cocktail sausageHas he genuinely not even bought her anything
No you must be wrong you mean Thee Jake quickenden dancing on ice KING has not been mentionedβ¦.. surely notThere's an article on the sidebar of shame about all the carrying on that's happened in previous DOI, and guess what, fakey isn't even mentioned......
Nope. Bet they bleeping hate him as much as we do...No you must be wrong you mean Thee Jake quickenden dancing on ice KING has not been mentionedβ¦.. surely not
Sheβs probably calling him a bastard and blowing her own baloons up whilst ringing round manic for some insta worthy freebiesIt's 9pm at night. He's been quiet for about 6 hours. I have no idea what's going on in Flapz world of IG having been blocked for asking why she was filming Freddie naked in the bath for an ad.
Fakey if you come on here I've been commenting all over your IG this wkend. When are you going to find me & block me
She had a face like thunder when they checked out at 11am, and were plodding round a soaking wet garden at the hotel...Well her birthday was totally bleeping tragic. Not even one post since they got home! Odds are on for a massive row whilst travelling back. I mean, what was even the point? What did he even get her? I can only imagine their sex life to be exactly the same!!!
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She's probably jumped out of that massive loft window!!!Sheβs probably calling him a bastard and blowing her own baloons up whilst ringing round manic for some insta worthy freebies
You watch him post now you said that both with glasses of wine β loved up βMassive row, she's fucked off to bed, he's downstairs watching DOI and sobbing into his vino collapso, "I could have been a superstar".....
and looking at Vanessa thinking "I shagged her" now she's with Joey Essex who is a multi-millionaire.Massive row, she's fucked off to bed, he's downstairs watching DOI and sobbing into his vino collapso, "I could have been a superstar".....
Lord may I never become this bored that I need to tell Instagram Iβm having fish and chips . She lives a very sheltered life
I'm embarrassed for her.Lord may I never become this bored that I need to tell Instagram Iβm having fish and chips . She lives a very sheltered life
Fakey obviously inherited her boring arse gene....I'm embarrassed for her.