Jake Quickenden #52 jobless, manic and sick in the head and he's still making money out of the dead

[stargirl23]

Thanks to @CrazyBaldhead for the brilliant thread suggestion

Recap:
- still a beg
- still trying and tagging everything possible to get his 5 minutes of fame, even KSI after Fred said the drinks are nasty
- he’s running a marathon for charity Incase you didn’t know, I don’t think he’s mentioned it enough
- went to Dubai again on a gifted stay thanks to his wife, but they’re so skint they didn’t do anything
- flappys 30th in a gifted hotel watching tv and looking after her 3 children, oh so romantic
- slagged off Oti and said he should be the judge instead, great thing to do when he’s begging for strictly

Carry on fakeys

previous thread:

Jake Quickenden #51 With fags in his pocket & sand on his toes, he'll be a liar wherever he goes!

Thanks to @CrazyBaldhead for the brilliant title with 52 likes. previous thread : https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-50-in-his-hot-tub-pretending-its-cold-is-that-why-he-looks-70yrs-old.36292/

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[Philimena cunk]

Wonder what flaps got off QVC for her birthday????

 

[stargirl23]

Wonder what flaps got off QVC for her birthday????

A token for babysitting when they go on the honeymoon, if they ever go

 

[riddleme89]

Wonder what flaps got off QVC for her birthday????

Nothing no doubt I mean her son only got his wife some flowers no doubt they was gifted by the hotel

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Wonder what flaps got off QVC for her birthday????

Has she wished her a happy birthday at all? I can’t bear to look at her stories to find out

 

[stargirl23]

Has she wished her a happy birthday at all? I can’t bear to look at her stories to find out

She posted this, short and simple

 

[Joon]

Bet he is watching DOI lol lol lol, sad fucker living in the past all the time...move on you bleep.

 

[Philimena cunk]

She posted this, short and simple

Oh dear .. Damian won't be over there come the honeymoon then.....

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

She posted this, short and simple

Posted with gritted teeth no doubt.

Joey is full on flirting with Vanessa on DOI he’ll be at home watching like this

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Wonder what flaps got off QVC for her birthday????

A new broomstick!

Bet he is watching DOI lol lol lol, sad fucker living in the past all the time...move on you bleep.

Imagine watching Dancing on Ice on your birthday and watching Vanessa dancing with Joey Essex. The Vanessa that he shagged!!! Crappy Birthday Farquaard!

Posted with gritted teeth no doubt.

Joey is full on flirting with Vanessa on DOI he’ll be at home watching like this

Or like this ...

 

[Turtledove58]

Just wow! Sophie’s birthday has been a blinder hasn’t it! However, Mr Control Freak has made all about him once again.

So to capture, he’s financially dependant on Mrs Church, she’s eaten the most miserable bowl of food yesterday, setting up Leo with the cake and not taking it off him. Who Freddie? They seem to loose him or forget about him!!

Its still about him and looking a twit fake boxing and swimming when he should’ve been with Sophie. Tagging the tit out of any person and program.

Part of me feels sad for him as he uses IG far too much and can never enjoy life to the fullest!

happy evening all xx

 

[PrincessJeanie]

She posted this, short and simple

Flappy hasn’t shared this on her stories (yet) like she appears to have done with everyone else who has wished her a HBD

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Sorry guysssss, just catching up but many thanks for the votes!

I want to recap on my amazing investigating proof that he does indeed WEAR A SYRUP and he has Yan Sanpaku eyes, which Jimmy Savile had, amongst other notorious psychos such as Charles Manson!!!

I'm pouring out another 'mum juice' as I doubt old Flapz Akimbo is having a great birthday! She can always jump out of that massive window in the loft conversion or have an 'ice bath' to numb her pain!!!

I'm just gonna dump these here. Just think, Flapz shares the same birthday as Stephen Bear. If her day couldn't get any worse. Sharing a birthday with a sex offender and her 'husband' has pyschotic eyes and fucked up her 30th!!!

I'm off for more 'mum juice'!!!! Flapz looks like a ****** in most of those photos!

 

[Cleopops]

I would say there's no "happy" birthday, she's had a birthday and basically walked round a cold, dark and damp hotel garden, then gone back to the room and put the kids to bed while Jake's had a bath, that is literally all that has happened this weekend

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

The Tawny is only 1hr 50 mins from Scunthorpe by car. Why no pre-planned meeting up with Zelda and DoorMatt? Zelda's post I think is quite bitchy. She has the filter apps still showing on the top of the photo of her half-arsed birthday post!

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

The poor woman can’t even have a crappy Caterpillar cake without it been stolen. It doesn’t rain it pours ey Soph?

 

[riddleme89]

Just watched his loarraine 5 min tv time

sorry but …. As a kid he was worried when he fell and cut his hand it would be infected

is this the bleep that wears the same filthy shorts five days in a row … I bet his dIcks infected

 

[instashun]

The Tawny is only 1hr 50 mins from Scunthorpe by car. Why no pre-planned meeting up with Zelda and DoorMatt? Zelda's post I think is quite bitchy. She has the filter apps still showing on the top of the photo of her half-arsed birthday post!



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She’s had a tit enough birthday already without wishing Su on her

 

[brootaltruth]

they are both bat shite crazy - they are posting 40/50 post of inane horseshit every day - they must really hate spending ANY time talking to each other!

as for her FACF (fish and chip friday) = See you next Tuesday (bleep)

 

[riddleme89]

Has he genuinely not even bought her anything