Jake Quickenden #52 jobless, manic and sick in the head and he's still making money out of the dead

[CrazyBaldhead]

Wonder how long before he bites back or like with Gemma Owen, deletes his tweet

Sad that a grown arsed married man with kids is so obsessed with crap like Love Island in the first place!

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Normal service has resumed and stories have already started today. Loving his ‘performance’ in the ice bath. Someone has definitely been reading on here

 

[HMC]

Shame they didn’t get an invite to the launch of the new Atlantis hotel in Dubai, there’s plenty of UK celebs there and not one of them needing to stop in the airport hotel to keep costs down

I see she’s finally done something to celebrate her 30th I still can’t get over her non existent celebrations last weekend, I was expecting them urgently arranging a late party organised for this weekend, friends and family over and the house all gifted with party decs…but nope, a kebab and chips meal with some pals

 

[Philimena cunk]

Can he just stfu about this ridiculous boring ice bath crap.Who cares if matchstick wants to go in and if putting Fred in why not stick Leo in to pair of fucking idiots just grow up.

He's a fucking bandwagon jumper. Any attention grabbing shit, and he's on it faster than a tramp on a sausage roll.....

 

[riddleme89]

Two years pushing this gig and still full seats

tragic that is …. Lewis capaldi sold out in seconds BRO

 

[riddleme89]

OK bro, keep your syrup on!! You don't even indulge in ICE BATHS as YOURS ARE WARM. And yes it is a celebrity shitty trend at the moment as all the celebs are jumping on the bandwagon - hence making it a celebrity trend.

I bet you don't know the history of the ice bath aka cold water therapy. The journey to modern ice baths began with the Egyptians (BC) in one of the earliest known medical treatises, the Edwin Smith Papyrus.

The ice bath method is still controversial with a risk of hypothermia and a possibility of shock (cardiac) leading to sudden death.

No wonder your 'ice baths' are warm - you lying, ratfaced prick!

Don't get your syrup in a twist bro. You might have to get it re-glued!

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Honestly thought we were going to get another 'Mr Mean' book reading session then!! Aww poor Fakey has to actually look after his own kid!!!

We wonder when your next job is RatBoy? Another two minute interview? What a joker you are! No wonder your 'Mrs' is such a miserable cunt.

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He’s one sad fucking bastard .. I give up with him he’s a nobody . What’s with his fucking looking creepy inti the camera whilst reading his kid a bedtime story …. Normal parents read it without a phone in hand can he seriously not see his addiction to social media stops him being a fucking father !!! He’s obsssed it’s embarrassing

 

[HMC]

Looks like he’s stopping in the Hilton for £70 a night. Living the high life there fakey

 

[gagzi]

He really is the total ICK
how can flappy seriously think she’s hit the jackpot with him he’s not manly he’s a man child he’s walking around taking selfie’s in her local gym holding a bottle of prime a drink that ten year olds are going mad for whilst eye fucking himself and pouting !

Hes got no job and the only thing he can do is pay for articles to be made about his dead relatives to get him five minute air time .

He pretends to get in a ice Bath when it’s warm !!

Hes tweeting constantly at the age of 35 about a programme full of teenagers . He’s bullying one guy and it’s clear he doesn’t like him no doubt because he’s got more followers than Jake and makes actual money and decent content !! He bullied Gemma last year and was called out on it then started blowing smoke out her arse !!

He’s desperate beggy and talentless ….

His marathon training has gone a bit quiet hasn't it! ..not getting the attention you intended a Fakey saggy balls!

 

[mollyann]

She put that crap video on her tik tok and got 25 likes dear god what a pair on nobody’s.She really needs to rethink her life as having 3 kids must be draining

 

[Purplehaze456]

Can someone not tell this idiot to shut up.How embarrassing sitting in a warm grubby tub in his garden it’s so fucking boring.Say no lol yeah right from the knob who sells his dead family for money.How many stories this year about them and cashing in on a subject he pretends bothers him.Five posts of tiny dick sat in dirty water in a week do us all a favour and fuck off.

I bet that water hasn't been changed since he got the ice bath

 

[Inchhighprivateeye]

Or maybe they’re not showing anything because they don’t want to appear braggy because of the cost of living crisis

 

[instashun]

So his new career path Is being a presenter ffs. He will do anything for airtime this cunt

The thing is Alison and Rylan were doing this sort of thing years ago straight after reality tv and are only fairly recently getting full presenting jobs. He’s way behind

I'm sorry but did she say £60 per week she pays for this 'therapy' app? WTF? Just goes to show that she hasn't got close friends or family to confide in. I tell everything to my mum. My mum is my therapist! I wouldn't have it any other way.

Looking at her in these clips I think she looks really ill. Big bags under her eyes, her skin is dull and greasy, thin as a rake, looks totally washed out and her eyes are dead. Anybody else notice the grey hairs as well? She is honestly wasting £240 a month on an app? Fuck off she is!!!!

It would be cheaper to file for a divorce at this rate.

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That app is 100% an advert. I’m sure I said on here a while back it was a matter of time before Jake jumped on it because Jamie Laing and his girlfriend and other influencers had been advertising it

Jake Quickenden #46 Showing his saggy balls to get a mention quickenden will do anything for attention

I know it’s only panto but with his behaviour I’m amazed he gets any ‘work’ at all. The constant thirst for attention, putting others down, filming them, showing off constantly 🙄 he’s worse than any child/teenager/adult I’ve ever come across. I notice he’s bought a new top today and straight...

tattle.life

Funny she apparently uses it at the same time everyone else is advertising it and sharing links. Both trying to get on the mental health bandwagon now

 

[Philimena cunk]

No you must be wrong you mean Thee Jake quickenden dancing on ice KING has not been mentioned….. surely not

Nope. Bet they fucking hate him as much as we do...

 

[Thatbird71]

He sped that up to hide any editing! He was apparently in the ice tub in the freezing cold yet just 5 minutes later he is inside, dressed and his toupee is bone dry

 

[Tulip lady]

I know let’s put out child in a cage of balls in A shop and I know let’s pretend he got im there himself oh and let’s film it DESPERATE

 

[ChloBo_81]

While Flaps is out at Sheesh, Fakeys sitting at home biting back on Twitter

Why doesn't this thick twat realise that "celebs" don't bite back on social media? How many times have we told him that this is one of the reasons why he is so unpopular and unlikeable?

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

On Flappys latest getting changed bore fest!

#autumnfashion #autumnstyle.........?????

IT'S FUCKING WINTER YOU SILLY CUNT!

THICK BITCH DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THE SEASONS!

IS SHE PISSED? IS SHE THICK? OR JUST BOTH!

 

[HMC]

What’s the plan for today Fakey Jakey? Ice bath, gym and still unemployed

 

[BubblesJones]

Not fully caught up yet but have you noticed they're still using the crap panic buy buggy they got for Dubai because he left the other one at Nanny QVC's? Does that mean he hasn't her seen her since then?

 

[CrazyBaldhead]