Jake Quickenden #52 jobless, manic and sick in the head and he's still making money out of the dead

[riddleme89]

For a bit of entertainment, I'll show the 'rent-a-crowd' with their clipboards again at the Pride of Britain Awards with Fakey dancing on the red carpet. The biggest cringefest ever and one of the funniest!

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The mans fake smile and laugh like he’s fan struck …. Let’s not forget he was late to the event and didn’t even know he was going … he’s never been one before and nobody knows who he is

Notice despite him grabbing people trying to get them to chat to him to show he is so well liked and popular nobody actually went to him and nobody stopped for more than 5 seconds nobody likes you bro plus was it at the POB that he thought he got best dressed?

Yes and he wasn’t even on the best dressed
basically he was the first person to arrive at the event so the first person they posted about in the sun newspaper

its was NTA when his manager blanked him and told him to get of the red carpet and away from Chris Hughes because ITV was talking to Chris then again he bumped into Chris in the street and the manager dragged him away giving daggers to Jake it was so funny and embarrassing to Jake

Radio silence from him so far today, she hasn't posted either. Trouble in paradise?

I hope she's had a go at him for not getting her a balloon arch and 30th floor light for her birthday as she's got no decent photos for the gram. Tight twit! No doubt he'll expect her to go all out for his 40th (if they're still together- I'd be surprised!)

They read here daily they will post soon . No doubt a pregnancy post

they will pretend to be loved up so nobody thinks anything brads happened between them ..

No doubt she genuinely is fuming he got her duck all . Probably doing herself a set up for the gram

I’ve just seen she’s done 27 hashtags on her birthday reel How bleeping sad do you have to be to post a reel for your own birthday in the first place but to then spend the time on your actual birthday hashtagging it that many times, is beyond desperate. Please anyone that starts sympathising with her remember things like this because it proves she is as bad as him where it comes to trying to up her engagement on social media.
As for the hashtags is she taking the piss? handmade? Cake decorating? Events? And wtf has she tagged in baby shower for

#photooftheday
#babyshower
#event

is she ok event she didn’t get a big birthday bash thrown no fucker likes her Couldn’t even afford her nails done

 

[stargirl23]

I'll upload the lot. You can download the video by clicking in the bottom right dots to accompany the ASA report. X

I’ve screen recorded the story as that’s the video she posted but says file too big to upload x

This is her birthday reel

 

[riddleme89]

Got a days work bro bet your buzzing mate

go get it BRO absolute goals …

 

[Philimena cunk]

Got a days work bro bet your buzzing mate

go get it BRO absolute goals …

When you order Rylan off Wish ....

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Got a days work bro bet your buzzing mate

go get it BRO absolute goals …

Wow a gig at a hotel in London and not a holiday park His plan obviously worked. Jumping on the cancer bandwagon again has actually got him some work Still not TV though

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Great '40th Birthday' Flapz. I've seen more fun in a bleeping graveyard!!! You must certainly both be desperate for freebies when you've spent most of your birthday filming utter tit for the Gram!

'From your 'beautiful weekend'?? You only travelled down late Saturday and was kicked out on Sunday morning!

 

[Xxcxcc]

Got a days work bro bet your buzzing mate

go get it BRO absolute goals …

Hahaha another event he won't be paid for as it's for charity. This is all he is getting now charity work, what the duck is that picture of him. It's a pure panto picture that, like he's playing the genie in aladin or something and granting a bleeping wish. Not that he would get to play the genie ofcourse, that's too big of a rule for him, he's always an extra

 

[Thatbird71]

Hasn't mentioned his marathon for a while the one he is doing for the cancer charity because his dad and brother died of cancer in case you didn't know and why the hell would they have him at their event? Sat there with his music stand and his lyric book so unprofessional and twice at the weekend he wore those bleeping cream trousers again! They have definitely had a massive row aswell no NikNak in bed with him this morning because he slept on the sofa

 

[stargirl23]

Video won’t upload so here’s the screenshots of it x

 

[Turtledove58]

I bleeping hate trout pouts!!

 

[Xxcxcc]

Hahaha another event he won't be paid for as it's for charity. This is all he is getting now charity work, what the duck is that picture of him. It's a pure panto picture that, like he's playing the genie in aladin or something and granting a bleeping wish. Not that he would get to play the genie ofcourse, that's too big of a rule for him, he's always an extra

Role for him

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Hahaha another event he won't be paid for as it's for charity. This is all he is getting now charity work, what the duck is that picture of him. It's a pure panto picture that, like he's playing the genie in aladin or something and granting a bleeping wish. Not that he would get to play the genie ofcourse, that's too big of a rule for him, he's always an extra

I hate to say it but I know someone who works in the charity events industry and he will get paid for it. Up to him if he wants to do it for free but he’ll definitely get all his expenses paid ie travel, hotel, etc..

 

[riddleme89]

Wow a gig at a hotel in London and not a holiday park His plan obviously worked. Jumping on the cancer bandwagon again has actually got him some work Still not TV though

It’s a charity event aswell for the cancer charity he’s ambassador for . Surely he ain’t going to be paid for five minutes singing for a cancer charity so close to his heart apparently

Great '40th Birthday' Flapz. I've seen more fun in a bleeping graveyard!!! You must certainly both be desperate for freebies when you've spent most of your birthday filming utter tit for the Gram!

'From your 'beautiful weekend'?? You only travelled down late Saturday and was kicked out on Sunday morning!



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So the pram she said was tit in her Q and Alast week but is still using because it was cheao from Argos and they are skint

 

[Xxcxcc]

I hate to say it but I know someone who works in the charity events industry and he will get paid for it. Up to him if he wants to do it for free but he’ll definitely get all his expenses paid ie travel, hotel, etc..

Wow that isn't right really. Doubt it's life changing money anyway, plus he ain't gonna be doing it week in week out. Wonder who will pay to see him and his wife reading sheet music and absolutely murdering it with them hideous stroke faces he pulls

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Only so much you can rinse with this one bro. Even the hypochondriacs will get sick of the sight of you. I reckon this will be his last five minute slot on this subject now because nobody bleeping cares!!

So apparently 'he mentions his health about fifteen times a day to Soph'. You wanna get a grip bro and:-

 

[riddleme89]

Won’t be long till he’s in my local town doing the Christmas light switch that all the down and outs end up doing

 

[Thatbird71]

Wow that isn't right really. Doubt it's life changing money anyway, plus he ain't gonna be doing it week in week out. Wonder who will pay to see him and his wife reading sheet music and absolutely murdering it with them hideous stroke faces he pulls

Stroke faces bleeping brilliant!

 

[Philimena cunk]

Wow a gig at a hotel in London and not a holiday park His plan obviously worked. Jumping on the cancer bandwagon again has actually got him some work Still not TV though

Bet you the bleep accepts payment for it though....

Video won’t upload so here’s the screenshots of it x

Craptacular......

I bleeping hate trout pouts!!

More like a pair of rancid kippers

 

[Thatbird71]

So the hotel has not been tagged as gifted wonder who paid for it then? Definitely wasn't that skint bastard perhaps she put it on her credit card still can't believe he didn't get her anything like someone else said why not call into Zelda's on the way home pop out for a meal together? Maybe he's pissed off his mum aswell

 

[riddleme89]

So the hotel has not been tagged as gifted wonder who paid for it then? Definitely wasn't that skint bastard perhaps she put it on her credit card still can't believe he didn't get her anything like someone else said why not call into Zelda's on the way home pop out for a meal together? Maybe he's pissed off his mum aswell

Something ain’t right
no birthday present for the gram
No nails done for months not even her big 30
A cheap bunch of flowers no doubt from the hotel

it was definitely gifted but she’s to scared to say it is because people are picking up on how beggy and skint they both are

reason I think it’s gifted is because she said thank you and tagged the hotel for the champagne . They wouldn’t give a guest champagne for free .