Jake Quickenden #52 jobless, manic and sick in the head and he's still making money out of the dead

[DwightSchrute123]

This will be Jake in a few months!

He’ll take over from Stephen Bear when he gets banged up

Sophie looks like a complete twat in that outfit. That white sock/loafer combo is hideous, giving me colonial pilgrim vibes.

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Berry’s and cream, berry’s and cream, I’m a little lad who loves berry’s and cream

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

And Jake has replied to him, hahahahaha, being All matey etc, Jake he post these coz it sums u up u knobend

That’s defo aimed at that weapon

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

Be back soon xxx not good at the moment xxx

Sending love and hugs @Joon

 

[ChloBo_81]

Hey Fakeys!

I had a job interview this afternoon which I’ve spent the whole week preparing for and it paid off! I got offered the job on the spot! This never happens to me and I am over the moon! More money, more responsibility and a total new career change which I’m super excited about!

Something that this cunt faced Easter Island would never achieve because it’s too much like hard work.

It’s my 30th in June and if Mr QueenBeeofProsecco makes it as shit as Flappy’s, I’ll be throwing round divorce papers but then my husbands not a cunt so

That's amazing news! Congratulations Queen Bee

 

[stargirl23]

I thought I read they were telling them to stay off social media this year for their mental health etc. Or is this stuff posted before he went in?

Yeah they’ve said family can’t post etc like they usually do sue to threats they had last year. But people have been going over to his social media and commenting on his normal old posts saying horrible things

 

[stargirl23]

I would hope he’s learnt after last time but knowing him probably not. How long before he starts trying to get an appearance on Aftersun? Can you imagine how jealous he is of Sam Thompson

Hell Be tagging sam begging to be on it

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Can you imagine flappy with Freddie when he goes school

“ be careful who you speak to we are celebs Now jakes famous “

bet she a right stuck up bitch on the school run .. what’s hilarious is the banjo brothers and most z listers can afford private schools but Jake can’t so they are in normal schools

Even if he could afford it Fred wouldn’t benefit, it would just be all about Leo.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Is this dick heads life now.All over Twitter now commenting on instagram At 34 he needs to grow up as believe me who actually gives a shit what this nobody has to say.He’s so jealous of anyone and everyone as his z listers life is a total shambles and living a fake arse life.She’s a doormat her birthday was the worst day away I’ve ever seen.Did he get her a fake LV bag to go with her fake scarf

Brah how old is he?

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Jesus that camera they have is awfull. Its actually made me feel sick, felt like I was spinning.

Jake if you could please put a warning before you use it I future just so I dont watch. Thanks

Why are you blowing him a kiss?

 

[VC10]

Looks like he’s stopping in the Hilton for £70 a night. Living the high life there fakey

Knew it

 

[Inchhighprivateeye]

So his work today is about a program he’s never mentioned before last night and he only got the call yesterday. How embarrassing that its so obvious someone obviously backed out so they called the wanker that’s always desperate to be on TV, cos they knew he’d do anything last minute for a 5 min appearance

3 minutes max

 

[stargirl23]

Hopefully catch up on our own site as don't want to take over this. But cannot find it lol xx

Here it is lovely cx

Fakeys Assemble

After a few recent posts on the QJQ threads, I thought it would be nice for us to have an off topic place for us to chat about life, share news, get support, etc etc! ❤️❤️❤️

tattle.life

 

[Philimena cunk]

Saw this and thought of fakey

Isn't that the beaut, Marcus Mitchell???

Most normal people have more than one busy day and they don’t announce it on Instagram It’s such a rarity for him he’s got to tell everyone and imply that he’s been doing something really good

1st interview with Colchester DWP...

 

[gagzi]

That reel makes me cringe every time I see it

Same

 

[stargirl23]

It’s got more likes then all his ones

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

He's had a pretend 'hair cut' and now he's off to Leeds now for an overnight hotel stay as he's doing something tomorrow but he can't say! Bet it's something shit.

 

[stargirl23]

I cant work that new camera thing out. Does it just give ur phone a wide lens?

Yeah it’s a wide angle so it gives it a 360 degree look. Although it made me feel sea sick

 

[fredster2018]

Guys I’ve been in a car crash my car hit a car in the snow I’m shaking .
sat with cup tea now

Aww riddle I do hope you’re ok

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

Guys I’ve been in a car crash my car hit a car in the snow I’m shaking .
sat with cup tea now

Hope you're ok @riddleme89

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

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Love these sort of comments

Absolutely spot on though. The touchscreens are filthy. Read this article!

Poo found on every McDonald's touchscreen tested

Samples were taken from the new machines that have been rolled out at restaurants across the country.

metro.co.uk