Jake Quickenden #52 jobless, manic and sick in the head and he's still making money out of the dead

[Rob2401]

An oversized sweater????

Get in the bleeping bin!!!!

“isn’t he lovely “ No !

She's really taking the piss now! Who even uses all these different skincare products. I stick to Clarins religiously and that's it!

"The difference it has made controlling my skin from breaking out/clearing spots has been incredible!! "

Remember that massive boil on her chin when she went out to Dubai? duck off Flapz.

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jesus h christ that’s bigger then fakeys stump!

Where’s he staying in a hostel State of his room even matches his dull beige personality.No gifted stay so at the local shelter View attachment 1895929

why couldn’t it of been the Hostel from the moves?! lol
it be full of us fakies putting our penny’s together so we can all use the drill atleast for once on him.
And ffs sake moderators this is a reference to
a movie ! that’s before i’m taken to task for attacking drills

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Do you ever see other people in the ‘public’ eye, that have made a brief appearance on TV share messages like that? Nope because they’re not that desperate for work that they have to make up BS like that. Anyone responsible for booking people for TV work will see through those ‘messages’ in a hot minute. He really is one sad bleep

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

I suggest you invest some time in cleaning that shithole of a house.

The amount of filth on that floor and his socks is absolutely disgusting.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

So she’s been dropped by myvitamins I assume and has either got an ad coming up for these new ones or she’s angling for one. The two of them are such bleeping beggars

 

[Philimena cunk]

Yawn yawnLooking for his penis obviously seeing he was admiring Chris’s huge one in his article Flaps lost her ad for her other tit vitamins so flogging new ones.God this honeymoon going to be fun these two they View attachment 1896909View attachment 1896908View attachment 1896914 can’t stand to be in the same room ready .

 

[VC10]

Dirty, grubby. Probs whiffy

 

[Philimena cunk]

Forgot to Sky Plus it but judging by the comments, I haven't missed anything!

Could they not drag anyone else on off the street to fill the cafe a bit?

Amazed they never had clipboards and photos ready for him to autograph...

Amazed they never had clipboards and photos ready for him to autograph...

They all look like a shower of soap Dodgers, apart from Freddie

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Amazed they never had clipboards and photos ready for him to autograph...


They all look like a shower of soap Dodgers, apart from Freddie

Oh wait, do you mean the 'fans' holding clipboards who had been waiting for hours and hours to see their idol on the red carpet?

Whoever thought up this reel must've binged on Class A's for days. This has got to be the most desperate thing I have ever seen in my life!!!

 

[MPON82]

That reel makes me cringe every time I see it

 

[gagzi]

That reel makes me cringe every time I see it

Same

 

[BishBashBosh81]

Tucking his shorts into his pants to show more leg makes me want to stick pins in my eyes

No wonder he (apparently) chafes with the material all tucked up, the bleeping bellend.

 

[VC10]

Tucking his shorts into his pants to show more leg makes me want to stick pins in my eyes

No wonder he (apparently) chafes with the material all tucked up, the bleeping bellend.

He chafes because he needs to wash more often , soap and hot water...

 

[Inchhighprivateeye]

I wish she'd duck off with her 'This Morning's Attire' - and yes Flapz, it's with an apostrophe (') - so read and learn!

Then she bumped into the drug dealing convict Rebecca Vieira - pictured in the toilets of all places!!!

What did you get Flapz? 3 for £100.

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So, there's an ice bath chat coming tonight - of all nights - as it's a Friday night - and people tend to have fun on Friday nights - as most people have been to work all week and couldn't give a flying duck about your ice bath.

Your ice bath isn't even an ice bath - it's a warm bath - as the only ice shown on the bath has been recently - on two occasions - as you got called out on here! You really couldn't make this tit up could you!

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We called it Fakeys - it was a last minute job and he got the second-hand left-overs!!



His fake accounts have been busy messaging himself on how brilliant he was and 'we need to see more of him on TV'.

I like the one about 'Friday is my day off'. Friday is my day off but did I watch? No.

Do duck off.

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That top one is definitely Polly Parrot

Vinted don’t like stock photos

 

[bargainhunt99]

I wish she'd duck off with her 'This Morning's Attire' - and yes Flapz, it's with an apostrophe (') - so read and learn!

Then she bumped into the drug dealing convict Rebecca Vieira - pictured in the toilets of all places!!!

What did you get Flapz? 3 for £100.

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So, there's an ice bath chat coming tonight - of all nights - as it's a Friday night - and people tend to have fun on Friday nights - as most people have been to work all week and couldn't give a flying duck about your ice bath.

Your ice bath isn't even an ice bath - it's a warm bath - as the only ice shown on the bath has been recently - on two occasions - as you got called out on here! You really couldn't make this tit up could you!

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We called it Fakeys - it was a last minute job and he got the second-hand left-overs!!



His fake accounts have been busy messaging himself on how brilliant he was and 'we need to see more of him on TV'.

I like the one about 'Friday is my day off'. Friday is my day off but did I watch? No.

Do duck off.

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I wish someone could prove its him sending those messages

 

[stargirl23]

So I’ve just got back from specksavers and while I was looking at what frames I wanted I couldn’t decide so the assistant said “you could always try glasses direct online” she looked very shocked when I said absolutely not will not be using something these 2 try promote thank you

 

[Thatbird71]

So his fees for Loose Men and Lorraine have gone on some new sports gear and a boxing coach must be only me then that works to pay the bills, feed my family and generally provide for them silly me should be spending it all on myself absolute bleeping weapon

 

[ChloBo_81]

Amazed they never had clipboards and photos ready for him to autograph...


They all look like a shower of soap Dodgers, apart from Freddie

Missed a trick with the autographs didn't they? Slap on the wrist for Polly

 

[DwightSchrute123]

I wish she'd duck off with her 'This Morning's Attire' - and yes Flapz, it's with an apostrophe (') - so read and learn!

Then she bumped into the drug dealing convict Rebecca Vieira - pictured in the toilets of all places!!!

What did you get Flapz? 3 for £100.

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So, there's an ice bath chat coming tonight - of all nights - as it's a Friday night - and people tend to have fun on Friday nights - as most people have been to work all week and couldn't give a flying duck about your ice bath.

Your ice bath isn't even an ice bath - it's a warm bath - as the only ice shown on the bath has been recently - on two occasions - as you got called out on here! You really couldn't make this tit up could you!

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We called it Fakeys - it was a last minute job and he got the second-hand left-overs!!



His fake accounts have been busy messaging himself on how brilliant he was and 'we need to see more of him on TV'.

I like the one about 'Friday is my day off'. Friday is my day off but did I watch? No.

Do duck off.

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I’d send him some crappy messages to balance it all out but he blocked me months ago

 

[Turtledove58]

Meanwhile his wife ain’t proud she’s just wondering how to pay the bleeping bills seems as she’s the only one providing why he’s bleeping about creaming himself over two minutes on Lorraine

Plus the deluded cow pays £240 a month for an app! An app!!

 

[intheindustry]

They can have all the therapy in the world but if their lifestyle/cause for therapy doesn’t change then it’s a waste of time and money. They aren’t fixing the root of the problem. I suspect the problem is being fame hungry.