Jake Quickenden #52 jobless, manic and sick in the head and he's still making money out of the dead

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PrincessJeanie

riddleme89 said:
It’s obvious that polly knows people at ITV it’s the only channel she is managing to get him on . No gogglebox . No strictly.

I don’t see how he thinks the Universe is talking to him because if five minute tv slots
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She’s not getting him a regular gig though unless he’s going to become a reporter for Lorraine again like he did a few years back I bet he gets used because he’s cheap He always drives himself or if he gets the train he never goes in 1st class and the hotels he stops in are not premium ones. Financially he can’t be making much on the odd 5 min TV appearance and he’s not only got an agent he has to give a cut to, he now has to pay her as well. That’s how desperate he is to be in the ‘public’ eye. Like we’ve all said many times, he doesn’t want a career. He’s proved that over and over. He just wants to be on TV and be famous
 
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fredster2018

I am off today but there was no way I was watching that twat, I’m going watching the 1975 tonight so I’m sorting stuff out and I was tidying my house for when my friends literally come in mine for 5 mins, does anyone else do that
Anyway why is he going on about happy valley, bet he’s never even watched it, you can tell he’s be pulled in last minute, makes me cringe and what a sap saying all that bollocks last night on his stories for a 2 mins slot. He can’t present either, another thing he can’t do.
 
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stargirl23

I saw1975 last week they were amazing. Enjoy
 
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CrazyBaldhead

You're not on your own Fredster, I always clean before friends come around! I'm off today and I couldn't bear watch him. I absolutely detest Lorraine!!
 
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riddleme89

instashun said:
Presenting. He had to watch happy valley last night because he’d never seen it before and had to rush to Bolton with no spare clothes because someone clearly dropped out. Calm down polly
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Exactly he didn’t know about it till last minute so clearly somebody didn’t go . They don’t just ring last minute like that they have it all set …. He’s such a arrogant prick thinks he’s something
 
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instashun

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So his new career path Is being a presenter ffs. He will do anything for airtime this cunt
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The thing is Alison and Rylan were doing this sort of thing years ago straight after reality tv and are only fairly recently getting full presenting jobs. He’s way behind

That app is 100% an advert. I’m sure I said on here a while back it was a matter of time before Jake jumped on it because Jamie Laing and his girlfriend and other influencers had been advertising it

Jake Quickenden #46 Showing his saggy balls to get a mention quickenden will do anything for attention

I know it’s only panto but with his behaviour I’m amazed he gets any ‘work’ at all. The constant thirst for attention, putting others down, filming them, showing off constantly 🙄 he’s worse than any child/teenager/adult I’ve ever come across. I notice he’s bought a new top today and straight...
tattle.life

Funny she apparently uses it at the same time everyone else is advertising it and sharing links. Both trying to get on the mental health bandwagon now
 
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riddleme89

Same with Josey I think her name is she was in big brother I think . She’s done little slots For years and years but more than jakes been offered and she’s only recently been given presenting jobs . And she did the prize adverts for this morning

nobody watches Lorraine it’s just a standard morning show …. If it was this morning then I’d understand his excitement at least
 
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Philimena cunk

He looks like he should be sectioned.
He'd be the biggest turn off on any programme he presented, he's so fucking manic and over the top ...

Exactly. It's morning TV, who the fuck makes a deliberate point if watching the shite that's turned out there
If it was evening, more people watch. As it is, it's probably people on the way out of the house, pissy pensioners, desperate housewives gagging for and the criminally insane ....

MrsG03 said:
I dont work Fridays and I'm waiting to go for a smear test, so took one for the team....can't stand Lorraine either!!! He was on for about 5 mins before he stuffed a sandwich in his mouth and tried to speak to Lorraine!
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A smear test is far more entertaining than this cunt....
 
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riddleme89

He’s just not a likeable person and everybody knows him for being a beggy celebrity wanna be …. He’s ruined it now
 
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mollyann

Yawn yawnLooking for his penis obviously seeing he was admiring Chris’s huge one in his article Flaps lost her ad for her other shit vitamins so flogging new ones.God this honeymoon going to be fun these two they can’t stand to be in the same room ready .
 
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ChloBo_81

Forgot to Sky Plus it but judging by the comments, I haven't missed anything!

Could they not drag anyone else on off the street to fill the cafe a bit?
 
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riddleme89

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CrazyBaldhead

I wish she'd fuck off with her 'This Morning's Attire' - and yes Flapz, it's with an apostrophe (') - so read and learn!

Then she bumped into the drug dealing convict Rebecca Vieira - pictured in the toilets of all places!!!

What did you get Flapz? 3 for £100.



So, there's an ice bath chat coming tonight - of all nights - as it's a Friday night - and people tend to have fun on Friday nights - as most people have been to work all week and couldn't give a flying fuck about your ice bath.

Your ice bath isn't even an ice bath - it's a warm bath - as the only ice shown on the bath has been recently - on two occasions - as you got called out on here! You really couldn't make this shit up could you!

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We called it Fakeys - it was a last minute job and he got the second-hand left-overs!!

https://giphy.com/ummeQH0c3jdm2o3Olp
His fake accounts have been busy messaging himself on how brilliant he was and 'we need to see more of him on TV'.

I like the one about 'Friday is my day off'. Friday is my day off but did I watch? No.

Do fuck off.

 
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Philimena cunk

Christ, he must wear his fingers out with these burner accounts. Look, big nose, nobody is interested, you're too fucking manic and unlikeable for TV ..even radio don't want you....
SO FUCK OFF
 
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riddleme89

Really Jake fuck off
so four people say you should make it a regular …. Never gonna happen

Philimena cunk said:
Christ, he must wear his fingers out with these burner accounts. Look, big nose, nobody is interested, you're too fucking manic and unlikeable for TV ..even radio don't want you....
SO FUCK OFF
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It’s obvious it’s fake accounts by what they are saying . Literally saying he should make it a permanent thing that’s exac what he’s hoping for …

yes last minute because he wasn’t suppose to be doing it but polly begged them to let him
 
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mollyann

He must stop at the service station on the way home to drag out being away from therapy expert bitch face fanny flaps.I can see him sending himself those messages to look like people like him Take it from me when you look like a cunt you more than likely are a cunt so run along.
 
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