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Jake Quickenden #51 With fags in his pocket & sand on his toes, he'll be a liar wherever he goes!
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Instead of getting up early to go to the gym why didn't they set off early? Oh yeah because he is a selfish wanker! They have arrived mid afternoon for lunch, a stroll round the grounds then it will no doubt be back to the hotel room until the evening meal and i assume the rest of the evening in their room with the kids asleep! Boring as duck! If they had arrived at a decent time they could have gone somewhere for the day oh wait that would cost money and they're skint
This has just occurred to me 
Has anybody ever seen him such programmes as celebrity catchphrase or Celebrity tipping point etc? I can't say as I have. I wonder if that's cos he hasn't been invited or he's refused to go on as he's so thick as general knowledge. I'd say it's the former as being thick wouldn't deter him from going on anyway. 
Has anybody ever seen him such programmes as celebrity catchphrase or Celebrity tipping point etc? I can't say as I have. I wonder if that's cos he hasn't been invited or he's refused to go on as he's so thick as general knowledge. I'd say it's the former as being thick wouldn't deter him from going on anyway. He's really screwed up this timeSomeone has just written this on the SCD thread
His limit is bits on crap like Lorraine, tat challenge etc all at £250 / day - the height of tele was 2 episodes of hollyoaks 3 or 4 years ago- and they never ask him back .....This has just occurred to me
Purdey’s puke with a few dead leaves chucked on top.WTF is that godawful tit she's eaten??
No babysitters!!
He did ‘celebrity’ Pointless with that other beg Marcel. They were obviously struggling for contestants to have them both onThis has just occurred to me
He's really screwed up this time
He’d go on anything so I’m inclined to think he’s not been asked 
and he's thick as bleeping tit.He did ‘celebrity’ Pointless with that other beg Marcel. They were obviously struggling for contestants to have them both on
"Just look at the sunrise". It's late afternoon you brainless bleep. Walking around the place shouting "Just look at that man".
Absolute cretin.
Or even better get the car packed up Friday afternoon, grab Freddie straight from school & drive up there & have 2 relaxing nights!
That reel with Flapz grinning into her phone holding Nik Nak by the pool - all for the gram, while Fake is on his phone
So that was a nice birthday treat for her, watching & most likely filming chicken nuggets head in the pool for his gram
So he wore those shorts for his various fitness sessions yesterday and this morning now he's wearing them in the hot tub
That is no place for kids, Definitely a freebie.
What’s Jake actually bought her or is the £49 from Tesco Rosè gifted by the hotel the only thing she’s been given?
I need to catch up but funny how he only mentions united when they play city. Fake Plastic fan.
Some bog standard flowers
He’s going to do a big reveal on her main present tomorrow……. will 100% be something ‘designer’ that they can show off on the gram 
Just shows though they’ve gone away for Flappy’s birthday but he’s sat on his arse and watched the football whilst she’s probably left with scruffy scarecrow and Fred.
What we going for? “Gucci” or maybe an LV with Lewis Vuitton on the label he’s got from a dodgy IG account.Some bog standard flowers
Well he definitely can’t afford Chanel. If it’s a bag I’m going for LV, Gucci or Prada. If it’s jewellery I'm going for a knock off ‘Cartier’ or Van cleef bracelet
Oh no! I've just seen that you can get free tickets to be in the audience of DOI guarantee he will roll up one week and of course they will speak to him as a former winner bet he will wear those bleeping cream trousers again too
bet he will wear those bleeping cream trousers again tooLooks like they are staying in the Hillside family treehouse from the decor. It also says romantic getaway, ha very romantic with slimer at the end of the bed in his cot
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How boring for Fred ffs and Leo aswell, they've been in the pool but it's too bleeping cold
now back to the room, wtf are the kids gonna do
. How boring for Fred ffs and Leo aswell, they've been in the pool but it's too bleeping cold
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