That’s if it’s even this place because before Christmas he posted a different picture
I think Jake just thinks Maldives has one set of hutsBit of a long flight for just a week isn’t it? Obviously couldn’t stretch to 10/14 nights.
No apparently he said he couldn’t bear to be without spud for that long that’s why it’s only for a weekBit of a long flight for just a week isn’t it? Obviously couldn’t stretch to 10/14 nights.
Might want a job before he makes another kidKeep on being hysterical Jake, we will laugh with you all the way to the dole office
Was it not a Fairmont resort they went to on the first trip to Dubai?
They'll be bored shitless in a day. Haven't got the intelligence or class(or money!) to enjoy it ..
I hope there are sharks. Fucking humungous ones!They'll be bored shitless in a day. Haven't got the intelligence or class(or money!) to enjoy it ..
Well if there was humongous rats in Portugal anything is possible
But can go for months 'work' 2hrs a dayNo apparently he said he couldn’t bear to be without spud for that long that’s why it’s only for a week
Does his CV even fill one pagejoke time
knock knock!!
who’s there ?
Jake!
jake who ?
Jake quickenden of the antiques roadshow who’s got an appointment at 9 with debbie to sign on .
so can you let me in it’s raining
oi I was thinking (dangerous for me) when our lil fakey quickancum applies for a job abd had to fill out alan application it will be the first time EVER he’s told the truth when it asks how many sick days in last year lol well cunts not had any work…
They’ll definitely do all inclusive ‘mate’If they are not doing all inclusive for the Maldives they are going to end up with a massive bill when they check out. I know someone who went, thinking they had a bargain going B&B, went to check out and owed thousands! Unless of course they aren't going to do anything whilst there and only have breakfast and tap water!
Why even tweet idiot so full of himself .No job no money nothing about him likeable yeah right this year looking great not.See he’s done a article for the daily star what a complete tosser.View attachment 1871194View attachment 1871195
Yeah fakey please learn what a healthy relationship is because what you have with your beard is far from it. While on that topic, learn how to have a good healthy relationship with your step son and try treat him like your son tooWhy even tweet idiot so full of himself .No job no money nothing about him likeable yeah right this year looking great not.See he’s done a article for the daily star what a complete tosser.View attachment 1871194View attachment 1871195
I don’t think he has any idea what he has let himself for doing a marathon. I’ve done quite a few half marathons and after every one I’ve said never againIf this marathon happens and I mean IF he’s the type of bellend to sprint off at the start with no pace and no plan. Trust me running a marathon is not for the faint hearted, there’s a saying “ Everything you want to learn about yourself, you can learn in 26.2 miles”. I went to some real dark places at around 19 miles it was fucking tough, he will sprint off trying to look good and not finish im calling it now
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