I'm wondering if the glasses are part of a more mature, take me seriously, 33 year old (did you know it's his birthday tomorrow?), father (did you know he's a dad?), husband to be (did you know he's engaged?), sleb SAS 'hero' (did you know he's on SAS who dares wins?), daytime TV wannabe (he tagged Alison Hammond in an ick - cringe), professional hint-dropper (presenter, strictly, celeb football - duck OFF!), desperate influencer (literally... anything goes), boxing bell-end (I think he's doing some boxing thing but he's not mentioned it much ), narrative?
tit!!!! I totally forgot to mention that he's a Top Dad. Like mega amazing. Unique. But again, he doesn't mention that much so you might have missed it.
Anyway, as I was saying, I wonder if the glasses are to present 'Serious Jake' to the world...... I can't help thinking of Dangerous Brian but you're all probably too young to remember him
Bollocks - did I mention that he's a bleeping amazing dad?
tit!!!! I totally forgot to mention that he's a Top Dad. Like mega amazing. Unique. But again, he doesn't mention that much so you might have missed it.
Anyway, as I was saying, I wonder if the glasses are to present 'Serious Jake' to the world...... I can't help thinking of Dangerous Brian but you're all probably too young to remember him
Bollocks - did I mention that he's a bleeping amazing dad?