Jake Quickenden #39 Even in Dubai couldn't turn it down a notch, wife was in the corner flossing her crotch

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Next up in Jakes desperate bid for attention. Take a break exclusive : - Purdy Quickenden opens up about his polymorous relationship.
 
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I’m sorry but if I was getting ready for a night out and my partner was sat there painting his nails and putting eye liner on, it would give me the biggest ick how her vagina has not sealed itself shut is beyond me
 
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When he next does an ick thing pleaseeeee someone comment “nail varnish and eyeliner on a man”
 
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Oi Fakey Boy, Paper Pants Pratt called- he wants his "Edgy Rockstar" look back!
My other fave thread Pratt from EOTB he is another idiot that wears black nail varnish and guyliner and thinks it’s cool plus O/F and gay4pay and they follow each other
 
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It sounds like she said she works FOR Tesco not with. These "influencers" would not hack it stacking shelves. Even a 2 hour per night pantomime is too much for Jakey baby.
 
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Fakeys I edited this because I was slagging Fake but then wrote this to cupcake and it became one post so it looked like some reactions were laughing at this post but I know it was the jake post that got connected to this post. Just to let yous know ive not done you tosser dirty and done a dirty delete (@stargirl23 wasn’t laughing at this post)
 
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sorry if anyone thought I was laughing at the post. I was laughing at the fakey part
 
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(Been awol for 24 hours and look how much I've missed)

Great thread read as per, you guys are soo funny. Sending love to all my tattlers on this thread who've admitted struggles without fear of judgement or embarrassment. Always come here to talk, unlike Sophie Quickendons husband we actually care and respond.

Tattle bingo - radio silence tonight because the sunny scunny crew he's out with with no doubt be in the sniff for kicks club. I doubt there will any stories or posts until morning as they'll be on it for sure.

Selfish prick when he's meant to be taking Fred's out tomorrow.

Also..... for anyone that is lurking on here and finally posts (welcome, we all lurked once) but don't get all negative if someone questions something....

This by far is the best thread on tattle for welcoming "newbies" let's not spoilt it with any accusations of not being welcoming (unless it's you cokey gayboy!)
 
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sorry if anyone thought I was laughing at the post. I was laughing at the fakey part
I don’t think anyone would would think you would laugh at that, I just wanted to clear it up for the fakeys and you because I didn’t want you to think I was a cunt for doing that and making out you were laughing at it which we all know you wouldn’t anyway…. I just wanted to clear it up for you and the others
 
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