Jake Quickenden #35 Spudgun’s a brat and Fakes on the white, we’re all off to hell but that’s alright!

[ShowMeThe Money]

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His rose and bleeping Barbara days were beyond creepy and just why would you.He was really aggressive and the whole acting was enough for anyone to wonder why some 6’2 bloke with horse teeth and a stitched on wig was talking to his bleeping self in a pink and blue wig .Bizarre to say the least and how can flappy ever feel like shagging him like ever

He's grim but then so is she. Even the thought of them shagging makes me feel sick. Bet he keeps hold of his wig whilst he does the deed and she just lays still with no expression. She wouldn't feel duck all anyway with his pecker. Feel physically sick now. Need the thought out of my head
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This has made me burst right out laughing! These threads are the gift that keeps on giving

 

[dandymandy]

I wonder if he'll chuck this all around the place again? What a load of pre-packaged tit for a toddler.
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She is working hard for that skips sponsorship

 

[Lucyxxxx]

I'm giving it 6 months until they are on OF.

'Join us for the wedding footage we couldnt post on insta '

 

[Nixxs]

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His rose and bleeping Barbara days were beyond creepy and just why would you.He was really aggressive and the whole acting was enough for anyone to wonder why some 6’2 bloke with horse teeth and a stitched on wig was talking to his bleeping self in a pink and blue wig .Bizarre to say the least and how can flappy ever feel like shagging him like ever

He's grim but then so is she. Even the thought of them shagging makes me feel sick. Bet he keeps hold of his wig whilst he does the deed and she just lays still with no expression. She wouldn't feel duck all anyway with his pecker. Feel physically sick now. Need the thought out of my head
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From behind imagining she's CH while she is watching her reels back unable to feel tiktac dick

 

[Turtledove58]

I wonder if he'll chuck this all around the place again? What a load of pre-packaged tit for a toddler.
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Low fat yogurt type drink, a sausage roll...... I will leave it there! When my son was a little toddler, he had healthy food, not this tit. I am not preaching but good lord, a packed lunch can be much healthier and better than this.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

I'm giving it 6 months until they are on OF.

'Join us for the wedding footage we couldnt post on insta '

It would not involve Flappy. That bleep is deffo gay for pay big time! Big reveal soon when he comes 'out of the closet' for the 'Dorothy Brigade' over the rainbow and he finally escapes from Narnia!

He's grim but then so is she. Even the thought of them shagging makes me feel sick. Bet he keeps hold of his wig whilst he does the deed and she just lays still with no expression. She wouldn't feel duck all anyway with his pecker. Feel physically sick now. Need the thought out of my head

From behind imagining she's CH while she is watching her reels back unable to feel tiktac dick
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That is one hell of a gross description!!

 

[turndownforwhat]

Thank you to @turndownforwhat for the brilliant thread suggestion with 43 votes

As usual we’re still being bombarded with the wedding of the century, that we all know is a load of tit.

Freddie is still being treated like tit #justiceforfred

Our poor fakey is back to “work” but it’s such a shame he seems to be so “ill” again and he’s really struggling with it. Let’s all think of our fakey at this difficult time.

last thread:

Jake Quickenden #34 Wedding on a tight budget, Mcains wedges and chicken nuggets.

Thank you @Lucyxxxx for the brilliant thread title with 36 votes 😂 recap : there is none, because surprise surprise the wedding of the year was shocking and these cunts are still rinsing it for all they can last thread...

tattle.life

Aw thanks guys with this prick for inspiration, the threads titles just keep coming praying for our Flakey and his medical mysteriousness. I’m sure by the weekend he’ll be tooting again and bouncing off the walls followed by another bout of crippling anxiety. Rinse and repeat. Absolute melt.

 

[bargainhunt99]

I’ve got the same dog bed for my dog that nanny qvc just showed and everytime I’ve looked at it the past 10 mins all that pops into my head is her face. I’m now contemplating if I should burn it and get my dog another one

Just remember to take the dog out first

 

[stargirl23]

Just remember to take the dog out first

this made me physically lol the stares I just got leaving Asda reading this

 

[bargainhunt99]

this made me physically lol the stares I just got leaving Asda reading this

Happy to make you smile

 

[mollyann]

Spud stood on the table yet again Jesus these idiots have no brain.Him not giving her the drink back god he’s a spoilt brat good luck with him later in life

 

[lj1991]

Oh look top parenting from Sophie letting Leo stand on the kitchen table

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

That's it you bleeping simpleton Flappy. Film your toddler whilst he's standing on the table so he believes it's normal behaviour! You bleeping idiot. Don't cry though when he slips and cracks his head open and you're too busy filming. WTF am I watching?

 

[bluecups]

"Mumy's drink?" "Mummy's?" Why are you asking him you bleeping idiot? He's a toddler, TELL him it's mummy's drink and take it off him. This kind of behaviour is going to go down a storm at nursery or primary school. He's turning into a horrible little tit and it's not his fault, it's theirs.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Guess what's in the box? Hopefully a machine where you two utter cunts can be transported into utter oblivion.

 

[dandymandy]

That's it you bleeping simpleton Flappy. Film your toddler whilst he's standing on the table so he believes it's normal behaviour! You bleeping idiot. Don't cry though when he slips and cracks his head open and you're too busy filming. WTF am I watching?
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Dumb witch
Oasis is full of sugar TOOOOO

Guess what's in the box? Hopefully a machine where you two utter cunts can be transported into utter oblivion.
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Is it a cage for Fred ?

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Press Launch Day. If these two no marks look like this, God only knows what he's going to look like? It's definitely a NO from most sane people.

 

[Riiiiiiiiight]

Love that the box clearly states which way up it should be kept….. ffs how stupid can you get! And Oasis yeah super healthy I think Diet Coke has less crap in it… correct me if I’m wrong

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Who gives a duck what’s in the box. Probably some sort of gifted lounge furniture she wants to brag about. Read the room Flappy. There’s a cost of living crisis going on and people couldn’t give a tit about stuff you’re being gifted for your dirty grotty house

 

[Riiiiiiiiight]

Ok coke zero still has nasty things in but just don’t let your kid drink either on a table the sugar high is real!