Jake Quickenden #33 Jake’s sham marriage done- we all know he still wants it up the bum

[riddleme89]

She needs to do this the way her likes and comments are freefalling in the last few days

It was obviously going to happen. What person pays to make the wedding post public as a advertiser. No class at all that wedding was for followers and engagement on the gram now it's done and everybody has seen the wedding pics likes have fallen imagine marrying somebody for likes and then they drop right back down a week later lol

 

[Twinkal86]

So DF only has 195K followers and her latest grid post has got 44.5K likes so around 25% engagement.

JQ has 1 million Bots Followers and yet only managed 75K likes. were the bot purchases really worth it

 

[PrincessJeanie]

It was obviously going to happen. What person pays to make the wedding post public as a advertiser. No class at all that wedding was for followers and engagement on the gram now it's done and everybody has seen the wedding pics likes have fallen imagine marrying somebody for likes and then they drop right back down a week later lol

He’s managed to raise his engagement rate but that will soon go the same way as his followers have in the last few days

 

[calmyourritas]

Had a few days off again because I can’t stand this prick. Still a twit I see 🥲🥲🥲🥲

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

So, Spudgun threw water all over his wedding suit and spent the day in his nappy. So both children were half-naked at the 'wedding of the year' then? I'm still waiting for the footage of Spudgun hijacking the microphone but I'll be waiting a long time. Why? Because it didn't happen!! Yet more bullshit.

I see he's replying to his sex bots again and even one of the insane 'fans' is too? Thick twit!

 

[The Duchess]

Had a few days off again because I can’t stand this prick. Still a twit I see 🥲🥲🥲🥲

Im with you @calmyourritas ,I had a bloody wedding to go to, im so sick of them so when I recovered I couldn’t bring myself to look at these two but I couldn’t resist a little look so Ive been back with Marcus for the last two days…. Anyway I see absolutely nothing has changed, Still wedding spam and aff links and I actually cant bare watching leo4likes eating, he clearly cant feed himself and it ends up everywhere but his mouth so hes not really been fed so he’s constantly eating, she needs to help him and teach him not just leave him to it!

 

[Joon]

Back in the arms of Fag Ash Lil . Still expect its the only affection he gets...maby she can sort his wardrobe as he has a habit of wearing tops and things two days running .....minger.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

So, he's in Bristol and as for coming to see him in Friendsical, I would rather set fire to myself!

 

[PrincessJeanie]

The one you’ve all been waiting for? Have we so 9 days later he finally shares a pic of spud in a suit hoping to get loads more likes and comments. So he’s as good as admitting he’s kept it back deliberately just for social media One question Fakey. Where the duck is FRED? You do know your wife actually has 2 kids you bleeping twit as for the pictures in the registry office. They are beyond cringeworthy

 

[calmyourritas]

Spot the difference

 

[Heneghs]

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Uncanny

 

[instashun]

So, Spudgun threw water all over his wedding suit and spent the day in his nappy. So both children were half-naked at the 'wedding of the year' then? I'm still waiting for the footage of Spudgun hijacking the microphone but I'll be waiting a long time. Why? Because it didn't happen!! Yet more bullshit.

I see he's replying to his sex bots again and even one of the insane 'fans' is too? Thick twit!
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Poured water over himself. At the villa they were staying at so he would have had loads of other clothes? Someone make it make sense.

Oh and not to mention it’s Ibiza and would have dried in about 30 minutes if hung up

 

[The Duchess]

The one you’ve all been waiting for? Have we so 9 days later he finally shares a pic of spud in a suit hoping to get loads more likes and comments. So he’s as good as admitting he’s kept it back deliberately just for social media One question Fakey. Where the duck is FRED? You do know your wife actually has 2 kids you bleeping twit as for the pictures in the registry office. They are beyond cringeworthy

Please don’t kick me out of the thread for saying this but seeing a few weddings this summer and recently at one, im going to put aside that I dislike boulder 3 tits , and I think her dress is growing on me , I think I like it and her suit (even though she robbed the idea from Danielle) and her second evening dress was really nice He on the other hand looked a state, Spuds little outfit was nice (before he tore it off all by himself and stole the mic all by himself aswell) should I see myself out

I see his anxiety is well and truely gone (was never there anyway) bleeping head wriggling around the hotel bed

 

[instashun]

So, he's in Bristol and as for coming to see him in Friendsical, I would rather set fire to myself!
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This thing he’s in does he just walk on stage and do nothing? He said first time he saw it last night so he’s obviously not had to be in any rehearsals.

Is there a bit in Friends where it’s the one with the reality tv reject?

 

[riddleme89]

Imagine saying the one you have all been waiting for and not include Sophie eldest child . She should be absolutely bleeping ashamed of herself the way she play happy families with her first born nowhere to be seen scummy witch

Also imagine looking at your mans ex gf wedding photos and copying them . The exact same pose on the stairs .... wierdo stalker

 

[IamMyaJ]

The passion he showed when kissing Chris is passion I’d expect from a couple, not mouth open or hands in front almost pushing her away. Honestly he doesn’t love flappy he is clearly gay which isn’t anything to be ashamed of but it just cemented in my mind that this wedding was all for show to try and get his name out there, it hasn’t worked, so what now? I expect a ‘Philip Schofield’ scenario soon

 

[Barbie2020]

I can’t stop giggling at their London wedding pictures and trying to be edgy. Here just take a pic of us eye bleeping the camera whilst we walk up the steps. Sad twats.

 

[dandymandy]

So the wedding and reception were in the villa grounds, then where the duck are they off to in the car? Maybe just a drive round the block!

Off to pick up some Colombian wedding favours

 

[mollyann]

Why is his skin two different colours idiot .Obviously photoshop the picture and failed

 

[Philimena cunk]

This thing he’s in does he just walk on stage and do nothing? He said first time he saw it last night so he’s obviously not had to be in any rehearsals.

Is there a bit in Friends where it’s the one with the reality tv reject?

Yes, it's called
"The one with the annoying talentless twit in it"....

I can’t stop giggling at their London wedding pictures and trying to be edgy. Here just take a pic of us eye bleeping the camera whilst we walk up the steps. Sad twats.

They look like a couple of shoplifters being escorted off the premises....