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Rosie_and_Jim
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He looks like he’s cracking a fart
Rosie_and_Jim
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She really thinks she’s A list now doesn’t she. Sophie you are a stay at home mum married to a caravan park singer.
CrazyBaldhead
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Oh fuck off you twat. He looks like he's trying to knock one out! 
In those close-up pics on the last page, bloody hell, she looks like she's high as a kite on Diazepam. I take them because I'm afraid of flying and this is exactly how I look after 2 Diazes and 4 quarter bottles of rosé - cheap night out!
Bet she had to get off her tree to go through with the whole charade. Imagine standing there, dressed like a fucking Victorian corpse, sweating her fake tits and trowelled on make up off, knowing the only ride you'll be getting later, is in a shitty hired car for a tacky photoshoot. Marital bliss ya cocks!
Bet she had to get off her tree to go through with the whole charade. Imagine standing there, dressed like a fucking Victorian corpse, sweating her fake tits and trowelled on make up off, knowing the only ride you'll be getting later, is in a shitty hired car for a tacky photoshoot. Marital bliss ya cocks!
Why does he do everything to death. Every narrative he has. The dressing up in Barbara wigs was funny the first couple of times but he bled it dry to the point people hated it. Same with the pineapple, the Leo narrative, the brother narrative, the wedding narrative, gym content, the annoying colleagues at work for ‘banter’
the odd clip here and there and he’d probably come across as a funny guy but he just bleeds it dry to the point he looks an idiot.
I’ve seen influencers admit that it’s so hard because once you have done something you always have to better it. Ie on Olivia Attwoods documentary, Josh Richie admittted he went on only fans just clothed, but that wasn’t enough as once people had seen it they’d seen it so had to always keep going one further
it’s a lucrative life but it’s very short spanned as people move on to the next thing or person
sorry to derail a little but this is what I see with Jake. Was the odd story taking the mick out of influencers, then it was the odd ad he believed in, then several ads, roped his girlfriend and mum into it,now he will sell himself to anything that’s paying. Fake bake at your wedding?!
Where does it stop
the odd clip here and there and he’d probably come across as a funny guy but he just bleeds it dry to the point he looks an idiot.
I’ve seen influencers admit that it’s so hard because once you have done something you always have to better it. Ie on Olivia Attwoods documentary, Josh Richie admittted he went on only fans just clothed, but that wasn’t enough as once people had seen it they’d seen it so had to always keep going one further
it’s a lucrative life but it’s very short spanned as people move on to the next thing or person
sorry to derail a little but this is what I see with Jake. Was the odd story taking the mick out of influencers, then it was the odd ad he believed in, then several ads, roped his girlfriend and mum into it,now he will sell himself to anything that’s paying. Fake bake at your wedding?!
Where does it stop
CrazyBaldhead
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The face you make when you're reading the latest Tattle thread about you and realising everything is truel!
CrazyBaldhead
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She looks like Ronnie Corbett's love child!
I bet she said to Chris Hughes "Have you seen my pussy?" (Showing my age too!)She leaves her purple toner on way too long on her porous hair, reminds me of Mrs Slocombe (showing my age!). Su also shares Mrs Slocombe's happy disposition and pretend posh voice
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riddleme89
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He needs to look up anxiety . I’m on medication for mine and it’s doesn’t just come and go every time you work .
he’s fine pissing about in the streets.. he’s fine when he’s doing photo shoots in a registration office full of people .
he’s fine when he’s singing on stage at holiday parks to rowdy strangers . He’s fine when he’s on holiday with Sophie and taking a thoasand selfies and pissing about in the public pool . So why is it he’s only got a “ bit “ of anxiety when he’s at work
he’s fake and I hate people who lie about anxiety because I genuinely struggle from one day to the next !!!!!! He’s a joke and workshy
Su’s problem is she thinks her son is a rockstar and by association she is too. Unfortunately for her he’s the bottom of the barrel of influencersThink su seems to think she some kind of celebrity.Remember she was out in Scunthorpe with her prick of a son and got asked for a photographDeffo gets his aggressive spoilt over inflated ego of her.Matt seems a lovely bloke who works long hours while she bores us all to death with her daily gardening and Netflix scoops.Her eye make up that day was the funniest thing ever what a mess
she’s trying to be like Rylan’s mum except Rylan isn’t a cunt, his mum doesn’t drone on Instagram all day, his mum doesn’t flog shit for the sake of it and Rylan is an actual celebrity who works hard and doesn’t pull a sicky every three days.
oh and you know what. Rylan went through a divorce and didn’t mention it once on Instagram for sympathy.
Fucking done with these two spunk buckets. Literally not an ounce of decorum between them. Completely ignores the 10th anniversary of his own brother's death and then does a grid post about the Queen just to boost his figures. Then back to posting the biggest pile of boring fucking wank my eyes have ever had to misfortune to see.
Your cheapo bland wedding, your golum looking freaky sprog, your 'thriving' career, your Oedipus, Mogadon mother - NO ONE CARES! Now fuck off and do one ya twat!
Your cheapo bland wedding, your golum looking freaky sprog, your 'thriving' career, your Oedipus, Mogadon mother - NO ONE CARES! Now fuck off and do one ya twat!
riddleme89
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I’m actually really certain Danielle won’t be feeding her guests chicken nuggets and wedges for mains and ice cream for desertJesus and we have the same picture put up this morning.He’s going to bore us all to death with the same content for weeks months years
fuck me talk about skint … my uncle had this shit at the night time buffet ffs
why even have the menu ffs for nuggets and wedges
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Yesweknowyouhavekids
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Thanks to CBS1 for the thread title with the most likes
To recap- the ‘England’ wedding took place and Jake ran off as fast as his disgusting Gucci loafers could carry him to sing at a shit hole camp site famous for people getting murdered.
Then we had the spectacle of the ‘Ibeefa’ sham marriage. Hardly any guests, reception at the villa and no expense spared the guests were allowed a glass of cheap bubbly and some meats and cheese left out in the hot sun for ages.
Jake carried off his look as the groom with a delightful broach a homosexual 80s pop star style earring and the god awful loafers. His bride cut an elegant shape in Madge Harvey from Benidorms wedding dress but at least the bolt ons were kept under wraps
We now await the wedding of his ex and Dophys obsession Danielle which oddly enough is also in Ibeefa
To recap- the ‘England’ wedding took place and Jake ran off as fast as his disgusting Gucci loafers could carry him to sing at a shit hole camp site famous for people getting murdered.
Then we had the spectacle of the ‘Ibeefa’ sham marriage. Hardly any guests, reception at the villa and no expense spared the guests were allowed a glass of cheap bubbly and some meats and cheese left out in the hot sun for ages.
Jake carried off his look as the groom with a delightful broach a homosexual 80s pop star style earring and the god awful loafers. His bride cut an elegant shape in Madge Harvey from Benidorms wedding dress but at least the bolt ons were kept under wraps
We now await the wedding of his ex and Dophys obsession Danielle which oddly enough is also in Ibeefa
