Jake Quickenden #32 Doph at Obeach hanging out while Fakey’s throating Wayne ‘the gout’

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The Wedding breakfast/buffet was sparse. Hardly a carb in sight - saying that maybe the Columbian Marching Powder suppresses the appetite.

I need someone thing to soak up the booze seen some carrots in there too. The dress was OTT on the lace like some Italian Grandma in Sorrento from back in the day look.
 
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Oh no, Chris has fucked off home and didn't stay for 'the White Party', which consists of chavs wearing white t-shirts, caps, trainers and somebody with a backpack! As for the grazing table, I hope they don't get the shits. I hate those things with a vengeance as they are a perfect breeding ground for bacteria! 🤢
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A graze table in this country is bad enough but in that heat 🤮 CH in his balenciaga t shirt. The sort of clothes Fakey could only dream about being able to afford 🤭
 
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Oh no, Chris has fucked off home and didn't stay for 'the White Party', which consists of chavs wearing white t-shirts, caps, trainers and somebody with a backpack! As for the grazing table, I hope they don't get the shits. I hate those things with a vengeance as they are a perfect breeding ground for bacteria! 🤢
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Chris obviously uses a filter because I’ve never seen him look that rough 😂😂
 
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Thank duck they’re MIA because at this rate there would be a new thread later on tonight🤦🏼‍♀️🤣
 
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What “ best mate “ comes the night before the wedding and goes home the morning after ?? 🤣🤣🤣🙄🙄🙄 just shows they are play best mates 🤣
 
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No wonder the photographer guy was away with the fairies at O Beach❄ It’s probably the only day he’s been able to enjoy himself, without pandering to these 2 narcs wanting never ending photos taken of themselves🙄
 
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No wonder the photographer guy was away with the fairies at O Beach❄ It’s probably the only day he’s been able to enjoy himself, without pandering to these 2 narcs wanting never ending photos taken of themselves🙄
Have you read some of the comments on this post 🙄🤯
 
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I take my comment back it looks awful in this picture 🙈 Its a nice dress but its doesn’t suit sophie, the mode in the first picture looks like a proper size 8 and its looks well on that moded but sophie has to be a size 6 and it doesn’t look as nice
She's swamped by this dress. She should have gone a size smaller. Or her bridal shop should have made it fit her better.
 
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Who’s looking after the house and Purdey? Is that Soph’s family’s excuse for not attending 😂😂😂😂😂
 
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WTF is this photo? There are just so many captions I could put with this! I also want to replace Flappy with a giant penis! Paahaaaa!! 🤣
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