Jake Quickenden #32 Doph at Obeach hanging out while Fakey’s throating Wayne ‘the gout’

[The Duchess]

WTF is this photo? There are just so many captions I could put with this! I also want to replace Flappy with a giant penis! Paahaaaa!!
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what shoe size is she? Id say about 8 ?

 

[Barbie2020]

He got more likes on his engagement post!

 

[Nixxs]

I can’t believe they invited Marcels wife’s friend who they met about two weeks ago to the most important day of their life.
If that doesn’t scream trying to make the numbers up I don’t know what does.

We had about 60 day guests (weren’t allowed our extra night guests cos of covid) and it was all close family and friends. They will look back at their wedding pictures and say who the hell is that?

Id rather have a small wedding than a big wedding with people I barely know. And from looking at that video Rebecca’s friend has posted, unless there is about 40 family members elsewhere having photographs taken, there isn’t 80 guests there at all.

I’m sorry I just can’t believe that villa is where they are having their reception. I thought she’d have wasted thousands on credit cards to have somewhere really fancy.

Is marcel there? Edit to add.. Yes he is

 

[Tulip lady]

Please tell me that wasn’t her day dress ???

 

[Sarivng2022]

Her hair is up! Why the need for the extensions??

More volume I assume. Or just more to work with. I thought when it all seemed to be at the back that maybe it was just so she could have an up so

 

[instashun]

He will be loving that the daily Mail article is basically just pictures of him. The only one of her is when she was trying on wedding dresses but mother in her actual dress or on the day.

 

[Disneylover]

Is Liv his sister or sister in law? I’m guessing he’s not close to his brother seeing as he wasn’t best man?

 

[PrincessJeanie]

BIB - Everything was done at the cheapest and it looked it. Story of their lives, I guess.
I think as regards the dress, I was just relieved that it wasn't cut as high, and as low as possible.

And I'm still not over that brooch thing. It's a wonder he hadn't a photo of himself in it instead of the twee verse.

He did He was in the one with his dad. You know the one he always uses of them at the beach

 

[Sophinch]

 

[The Duchess]

She has on her Insta bio. Not as straightforward to change the actually user name though

noticed that yesterday or could have been Sunday but yet they were legally married before last Sunday.

 

[allenby48]

wonder why she got this

Apparently this isn’t her so hands up if you know

 

[itsjustt]

Why would you put a poll up to ask if people liked her dress he’s really a attention seeking arse wipe .

I do actually think she looks lovely *sorry everyone*

 

[Jac In The Box]

There is still hope …. QVC

Sorry to disappoint all my fellow fakeys awaiting qvc in her ‘pretty frock’, even she won’t wear flappy’s its edit Looks as tho she’s wearing a kaftan/cover up

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

From Marcel's IG.

 

[The Duchess]

Just had a quick look at his gram and checking in on the thread.
Doph looked as plain and boring as ever, verging on unwell. She really needs to start using a bit of eye makeup or something.
Guests wearing flip flops, table linen in need of an iron, the poor wedding singer plonked in a mucky bush well away from guests who talked over the whole set. What a horrible, cheap n nasty event.

oh yes the flip flops 🩴 like most chavs put slippers in the ladies if in a hotel but because these brainless idiots are thick as shit and people were walking on grass everywhere and the womens heels we’re getting stuck in the grass so had no choice but to wear the flip flops, personally I never use slippers if im at a wedding even if my feet are killing me, its part of my outfit FFS, its going to look shit me dancing in slippers so its a no for me.

Ahahaha just rewatched this from Jake's IACGMOOH stint. Jimmy Bullard fucking RIPS into him. "Why are you even here? Who are you? what's your talent?"
Jake gets proper pissed off and makes some feeble attempts at comebacks.
It's delighful to watch

@Yesweknowyouhavekids

 

[heartagram]

She said she will have 2 wedding dresses, so the 1st dance one is probably her second dress. I'm guessing hair down with 1st dress, hair up with 2nd dress

 

[Nannywanny59]

Also why get a backless dress and then wear a massive fucking veil with it?

Too big around the chesticles-

 

[PrincessJeanie]

No wonder the photographer guy was away with the fairies at O Beach It’s probably the only day he’s been able to enjoy himself, without pandering to these 2 narcs wanting never ending photos taken of themselves

Have you read some of the comments on this post

 

[Sarivng2022]

They tried to bring that “pampas grass” shit back in, didn’t all them home “influencers” jump on that band wagon? anyone from the Hinch thread to confirm this? personally I didn’t part take in the buying of any Pampas in 2021 and 2022, I left that for my ma and nanny to do in the 1980’s. Tacky AF they are, high back wicker chairs, pampas grass, even a cocktail bar its like del boys flat (my nanny and grandad had all that shit even a cocktail bar)

Oops. Guilty! I did buy some for a large vase in my hallway.

 

[Greta22]

Surprised the fame hungry whore Farquey hasn't changed her name to Lady Quickenden yet? Thought the only purpose of marrying the ugly rent boy was for his 'fame' and the amazing opportunities that come with it

She has on Instagram