Jake Quickenden #32 Doph at Obeach hanging out while Fakey’s throating Wayne ‘the gout’

[The Duchess]

What does JQJ and QSQ mean sorry?

last thread , about him getting his dad and brothers name sewn into his jacket

 

[Hayzley]

The dripfeeding has begun. I think I've already seen enough of this sham!
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omg Why do people have this song for their first dance it's not a love song it's literally about someone that's died

 

[Pastry troll]

But where was her mum. She wasnt there

 

[Inchhighprivateeye]

Was she going for the Spanish senorita look with her hair

 

[Glitterbelle]

Yes

Does nothing for me either

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

Bare with just about to start new thread

Jake Quickenden #33 Jake’s sham marriage done- we all know he still wants it up the bum

Thanks to CBS1 for the thread title with the most likes To recap- the ‘England’ wedding took place and Jake ran off as fast as his disgusting Gucci loafers could carry him to sing at a shit hole camp site famous for people getting murdered. Then we had the spectacle of the ‘Ibeefa’ sham...

tattle.life

 

[stargirl23]

This isn’t the dress is it?

no. She said before that’s one she tried but not the actual dress

 

[VC10]

" Those Wedding Bells "

 

[Frosty knickers]

Was the reception in the villa?

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

We wouldn't congratulate them!

True

 

[Greta22]

We’re number 6 on tattle trending today fakeys thanks to the wedding of the century

Where can you see the trending Tattle ? Thanks

 

[The Duchess]

Has he got another matching tattoo with his mate? Am I getting that right?
Who goes abroad to marry his fiancée, then gets 2 tattoos with another bloke

This fucking dickhead Brian

 

[The Duchess]

She’s in a different dress now to the one she posted this morning!

I think the first picture was from yesterday

 

[stargirl23]

Well Flappy looked abysmal yesterday. Just looking at that cheap and nasty atrocity that she wore made me sweat, itch and gave me a yeast infection.

I've just started rewatching Benidorm on Netflix from the start and just got past Mel and Madge's wedding! I can finally understand where Flappy got her wedding dress inspiration from. It's uncanny.
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fucking hell

 

[The Duchess]

Is Liv his sister or sister in law? I’m guessing he’s not close to his brother seeing as he wasn’t best man?

Sister in law (brother who passed away)

 

[Philimena cunk]

Have they got that "better together" sign from an old Labour party conference or something?

Surprised Ed Millibands "Edstone" isn't there too......

 

[The Duchess]

I noticed the embroidery - that wasn't even done properly - Paul on the top line and Quickenden on the next, you'd have thought they'd have proof read it first ffs

yes awful, so Q is now put before and after J or S , QJQ or QSQ in reference to Jake and Sophie because of the embroidery

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

https://tattle.life/threads/19920/ Omfg!! They are dancing at the top table & she is on her phone This marriage is a sham

The link got removed Jac - where is this?

 

[TommyShelbysWife]

What's the goss on Marcels wife? Was she in prison or something...

 

[gossipsauce]

Have they got that "better together" sign from an old Labour party conference or something?

Yes! I know I had heard a phrase like that before, thank god you said. Ha. Was probably one of Boris' to be fair, the useless fat pie.