Who the fuck are these people and what is wrong with them? Romance movies?
Yeah all the best romance movies involved scouting bars in Ibiza for z listers and then giving up your career to flog shit on Instagram whilst letting the leading man push out your biological kid in favour of his own. Followed by spending the wedding night on his own at pontins. How romantic.
must get Julia Roberts and Richard Gere signed up for that one
He’ll have it as a nipple piercing by next week when he’s back to wearing no clothes
Maybe Sophie stood him up and it’s just him having a party