Oh please. Find something more original. I wonder what tit tattoo he's getting now?
Date of birth? WTF? He's running out of ideas.
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His latest reel pretending to be emotional 
and is that Chris Hughes doing the voice over? Sounds like he smoke 60 fags a day .
and is that Chris Hughes doing the voice over? Sounds like he smoke 60 fags a day .Oh Christ, a matching palm tree with yet another bloke. The moon was bad enough with the other fella. bleeping weirdo this prick is. 
I was wondering are you going to be printing these out to make a scrapbook, then send it to Mr & Mrs Quicks? All us Fakeys will chip inOh Christ, a matching palm tree with yet another bloke. The moon was bad enough with the other fella. bleeping weirdo this prick is.
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It would be larger than War & Peace the amount of stories he does in a day!!! You'd need a crane to lift it up!!!I was wondering are you going to be printing these out to make a scrapbook, then send it to Mr & Mrs Quicks? All us Fakeys will chip in
I bloody love Jimmy Bullard! This is great, Fakey is just such a melt what kind of comebacks were they?! Pure cockwombleAhahaha just rewatched this from Jake's IACGMOOH stint. Jimmy Bullard bleeping RIPS into him. "Why are you even here? Who are you? what's your talent?"
Jake gets proper pissed off and makes some feeble attempts at comebacks.
It's delighful to watch
I just realised I’ve been saying it would have been his brothers birthday this Thursday but I’ve just realised it’s not the birthday, it’s the anniversary of his passing so he’s going to be even more full of self pity than I thought 
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Looks like his I. P. address
hasn’t the daft twit learned how to write dates of birth yet? It’s like the numerical version of QJQ
Has he got another matching tattoo with his mate? Am I getting that right?
Who goes abroad to marry his fiancée, then gets 2 tattoos with another bloke
Who goes abroad to marry his fiancée, then gets 2 tattoos with another bloke
Hmmm....just a thought.....LF missed out on the wine tasting and now Jake has had a matching tattoo with his mate to mark the wedding. We know LF isn't averse to getting matching tattoos with QJQ, as seen in New York.
Is she pregnant? you can't get tattooed when pregnant.
Is she pregnant? you can't get tattooed when pregnant.
Matching palm trees to remember his once in a lifetime wedding…. With his friend?Oh Christ, a matching palm tree with yet another bloke. The moon was bad enough with the other fella. bleeping weirdo this prick is.
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wheres all his gushing over Sophie? The guy is an utter bleeping weirdo
he looks like her proud brother in that photo not the groom with his wife. Look how happy and close he is with the photographer. It’s so strange the complete lack of touch between them both
would not surprise me one bit if she’s pregnant and they announced it at the wedding
So the new tattoo is their DOBs in order of importance. Spud, Fakey, LF and then Freddie 
actually surprised he didn’t put himself first. Does he think having a 8 tattooed on his arm for Fred’s birthday makes him not be a tit stepdad? Seriously he really is such an attention seeking areshole 
actually surprised he didn’t put himself first. Does he think having a 8 tattooed on his arm for Fred’s birthday makes him not be a tit stepdad? Seriously he really is such an attention seeking areshole Again, utter weirdo. Would you not put them in age order or just anything that made some sense?So the new tattoo is their DOBs in order of importance. Spud, Fakey, LF and then Freddie
I thought it was coordinatesSo the new tattoo is their DOBs in order of importance. Spud, Fakey, LF and then Freddie
Exactly but he’s got to make the point by putting Leo first and Freddie last
this way if they have another one he’ll put their date in front of Leo’s guaranteed 
The dumb thing is he could have done Leo, Fred, Sophie, Him in age order and he could still then have added another one in front at a later date. How his mind works baffles meExactly but he’s got to make the point by putting Leo first and Freddie last
Please tell me this isn’t fake bake tanning
why would you have all that tit for guests but not champagne ffs
why would you have all that tit for guests but not champagne ffs
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I just think he’s such a nasty bleep that he had to put Fred last. Be honest through choice he probably wouldn’t have even included Freddie but even he knew how bad that would look if he didn’t.
One was the moon. The other was a palm tree. What a wanker!Has he got another matching tattoo with his mate? Am I getting that right?
Who goes abroad to marry his fiancée, then gets 2 tattoos with another bloke
If she is, its the turkey baster!!
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