Jake Quickenden #32 Doph at Obeach hanging out while Fakey’s throating Wayne ‘the gout’

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Leo’s little face, poor boy being so dressed up in such hot weather!

Leo and his dwarf bun kids not all there

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Surprised the fame hungry whore Farquey hasn't changed her name to Lady Quickenden yet? Thought the only purpose of marrying the ugly rent boy was for his 'fame' and the amazing opportunities that come with it

She has on her Insta bio. Not as straightforward to change the actually user name though

 

[Nixxs]

This thread has been an absolute cracker this weekend. I’ve had some funny looks off my OH and DD while I’ve been pmsl at it roll on 7pm…A reel named “Dedicated to my beautiful wife” and out storms the Gout gurning in a white two piece shoving QSQ in the pool on a serious note - has anyone seen if QSQs family have actually turned up? And what’s happened to Freddie? (couldn’t give a flying about the potatoooooo)

Omg he's going to sing isn't he

 

[PrincessJeanie]

The girl they met in Rhodes has posted these. Car obviously for a photoshoot outside the villa. How ordinary is the cake? Those chairs look cheap and nasty like the neon sign behind them and I’m not even going to comment on their outfits

 

[User8184]

Errrrrr just to think they have to consumate the marriage.

Not a thought we want really

 

[Philimena cunk]

Just seen this on nanny qvc stories and thought of the people on here that have said they try to live a champagne lifestyle on a lemonade budget. Maybe we should change lemonade to cava now. Seriously as a supposed ‘celeb’ couple if they couldn’t afford a few bottles of champagne for welcome drinks, I think that tells us all we need to know

Is that Pimm's fruit cup without the booze ...skint fuckers ....

 

[PrincessJeanie]

There you go LF Fakey! This is how it’s done! DF clearly has her head screwed on

Plus look how more engaged he is compared to Leo who I’m pretty sure is a few months older than DFs child

 

[Jac In The Box]

Thank fuck they’re MIA because at this rate there would be a new thread later on tonight

 

[Philimena cunk]

Who the fuck are these people and what is wrong with them? Romance movies?
Yeah all the best romance movies involved scouting bars in Ibiza for z listers and then giving up your career to flog shit on Instagram whilst letting the leading man push out your biological kid in favour of his own. Followed by spending the wedding night on his own at pontins. How romantic.

must get Julia Roberts and Richard Gere signed up for that one


He’ll have it as a nipple piercing by next week when he’s back to wearing no clothes


Maybe Sophie stood him up and it’s just him having a party

She hasn't got that much fucking sense.....

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Here we go. Comment away if you can!

Jake Quickenden marries mother of his son Sophie Church in Ibiza

They began dating in 2018, before getting engaged in Greece last August . The couple share son Leo, two, while Sophie also has a son named Freddie from a past relationship

www.dailymail.co.uk

Tried but they didn’t publish it and comments have already been moderated

 

[Sophinch]

Oh Christ, a matching palm tree with yet another bloke. The moon was bad enough with the other fella. Fucking weirdo this prick is.
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I was wondering are you going to be printing these out to make a scrapbook, then send it to Mr & Mrs Quicks? All us Fakeys will chip in

 

[Rosie_and_Jim]

Our friends asked people not to take pics in the church as they didn't want the distraction and for people to be present which is fair enough. Did ask not to post anything to social media until the day after as well.


No. Those pretty boy types do nothing for me


I think it was showing men who to check their balls for lumps etc on This Morning. Didn't he have a scare or someone close to him that had testicular cancer?

I think it was his brother?

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

But where was her mum. She wasnt there

I don’t mean to rub salt in the wound but your ‘friends’ couldn’t wait to leave.

 

[Sunday's Child]

He’s literally planned the whole colour scheme around those knackered shoes!

Knackered shoes

Does anyone remember his story from a year ago where she was showing him photos from that girl Naomi Genes wedding n being like “I want to do these photos”. I think that’s what they’re trying to copy the look of with their photos..

Nailed it

 

[Sophinch]

Best mates? What, the girl from coronation street he’s met twice and Chris Hughes who is a work colleague? Sorry, forgot the couple they met whilst on another adult only holiday and have also seen twice

where on earth are his three best mates from school who were going to be his best men?

No mention of his WIFE?

Here they are.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Has he got another matching tattoo with his mate? Am I getting that right?
Who goes abroad to marry his fiancée, then gets 2 tattoos with another bloke

One was the moon. The other was a palm tree. What a wanker!

Hmmm....just a thought.....LF missed out on the wine tasting and now Jake has had a matching tattoo with his mate to mark the wedding. We know LF isn't averse to getting matching tattoos with QJQ, as seen in New York.

Is she pregnant? you can't get tattooed when pregnant.

If she is, its the turkey baster!!

 

[calmyourritas]

Chris looks so fine

 

[The Duchess]

Him and his brother don't look to be close at all. In one of his latest stories he's dancing past the guests and who I think is his brother is seated quite far down with his kid. A quick high 5 but just didn't seem to be any warmth behind it.

Can you blame him though

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

And out comes the chavtastic beaded bag!! That music with the clips sounds like really bad lift music!

 

[Turtledove58]

Leo on a phone for entertainment! If I was getting married like them, he’d be with at all the right moments and opportunities!!! As for forgotten about Freddie, I feel for this little chap too. It will have abs fucked with his head, trust me I know.