They make me cringe so much.
Both of them do ...He’s got his lovely outfit on from yesterdayThis marriage doomed when your partner wishes it was Chris stood beside him
He'll probably dig them up and put them in the 1st pew....It like he wants acknowledgment for everything.No one cares as it should be a. sentiment for him to know it’s there.But the grief vampire has to share it not once but twice in a day.God forbid on the day of the wedding be doves banner from a plane and confetti with their faces on to make them be part of his fakey arse wedding
Just get the cunt a sandwich board to wear, with, MY DAD AND BROTHER DIED OF CANCER, AND IVE BEEN DINING OUT ON IT EVER SINCE.....Would have been much nicer if his mum or Sophie had gifted him something like that as a personal and private (as if anything is private) gesture rather than him doing it himself and plastering it all over social media before he even got to his wedding day.
Ran out of money and space....cheap 30 bob tailor...Why is half the name on one line and the other have on the otherwtf
Might as well add Les Dawson too, he’s already rolled out daily by his dickhead daughter so why not let the grief thief get involved.and Princess Di!
Yes, he said he had a few gigs like Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday? I caught the clip somewhere. Wonder if that's bullshit and the coke talking?Got over 12 thousand likes so will go to bed happy knowing his badly stitched tacky post got noticed.See Chris is going another reason for the idiot to be jumping up and down.Let’s see what delightful outfits come out today for the register office wedding.Thought he had a gig as he puts it probably opening new pound shop in London or busking on the street corner
Probably meeting his job coach at the DWPYes, he said he had a few gigs like Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday? I caught the clip somewhere. Wonder if that's bullshit and the coke talking?
I thought it was bullshit from the minute just by the way he said it, He always looks down after he has say a major bullshit story (which is most of the timeProbably meeting his job coach at the DWP
Just want to say I love how @Yesweknowyouhavekids is dedicating more time on this thread nowHis dad and brother. Darius. Jade Goody. Jill Dando. They will all be there sharing his special day
new thread titleDo you Quickenden Jake Quickenden take thee Lord Farquaad to be your lawfully wedded wife.
EH HEM... COUGH COUGH.I thought it was bullshit from the minute just by the way he said it, He always looks down after he has say a major bullshit story (which is most of the time
Just want to say I love how @Yesweknowyouhavekids is dedicating more time on this thread nowthat we’re all fed up with Marcus. What a great addition to the Fakeys
Looks like today's the day! What god awful suits and that photo at the end with the Ray Bans! Fucking dead!
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Can someone please translate for us Irish Fakeys pleaseLooks like today's the day! What god awful suits and that photo at the end with the Ray Bans! Fucking dead!
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