Roland wants his Miami Vice loafas back
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Suppose that would explain why they look like that...
God isn’t Jakes mum vile. Really aggressive. Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree there.
Pretending people have been asking about her lipsticks 
piss off
piss off
Why would you make up a tit story about a rat “attacking” you? WTF is wrong with him, has he been up all night on the
or something?? He’s seriously not right in the head? And whats she like trying to promote a bikini while he’s making up a story about a rat, does she think it’s normal to make up a story like that? They are absolutely crazy, not even funny crazy, insane 
and one photo with the wave and his convict wife … The bleeping leg pose
oh god help them children they are absolutely insane 
and a “Disney Couple” would not get married on wasteland in chernobyl Attachments
What the heck is that stupid leg pose! They’re not a Disney couple, they are z lister and a drug dealer!!!
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‘Story Time with Jake the Fake’
Is he after a bleeping Cbeebies fairy tale slot, or what!
Is he after a bleeping Cbeebies fairy tale slot, or what!
Think jake had a white party himself last night and it's still going on. The cunts hallucinating rats that look like splinter
I've figured it out. Jakes been looking in a mirror chasing himself about while he's high as duck
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There you go Duchess. Su in her ITS dress which Fakey got her! Lol
bleeping HELL
All I can see in this picture is the picket fence in Jake’s mouth!
duck me I am deceased
Um lol as if she uses Kendall Jenner as a post No sophie you are pumped with Botox filler and have legs like a match stick as you like looking under weight simple no move on silly cow
And he bought her it in a size 8
No sophie you are pumped with Botox filler and have legs like a match stick as you like looking under weight simple no move on silly cowOmfg that made me howl
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Is Sophie trying to compare herself to Kendall Jenner Kendall is slim but she doesn’t look unwell. I’m 5”2 and a size 6 and I still think Sophie looks like one of those coffee drinking aliens from Men In Black.
Kendall is slim but she doesn’t look unwell. I’m 5”2 and a size 6 and I still think Sophie looks like one of those coffee drinking aliens from Men In Black.Soph mate there’s a difference from being naturally a slim build and looking healthy and being a Coke head addicted to loosing weight to “look like a model” when you actually look so unwell and unnatural and gormless
I've heard it all now! Attacked by a rat? He's tripping the duck out man on his stories. Definitely been on the 'party packet' that's for sure. As for Dopey comparing herself to Kendall Jenner, she has too! What a pair of absolute cunts!
She bleeping wishes she was Kendall JennerIs Sophie trying to compare herself to Kendall Jenner
As you say you can be a size 6 and look healthy. Yes Sophie maybe naturally slim but she chooses to be unhealthily skinny looking and that’s the difference.- Status