Any better? Thought not.
Says it all that one!
Perfect!Penfold from danger mouse springs to mind! Showing my age now!
Those eyebrows look like the arched M in McDonald'sAny better? Thought not.
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It's the portable phone charger for me. imagine being that obsessed by social media and your phone that you need to take your portable phone charger out with you on a 'much needed' HOLIDAY with your PARTNERShe looks completely gormless and still eye fucks the tit out of himself
Probably for her vibrator!It's the portable phone charger for me. imagine being that obsessed by social media and your phone that you need to take your portable phone charger out with you on a 'much needed' HOLIDAY with your PARTNER
Nearly choked on my tin of Piña Colada at this because I'm a pleb who is at home working and not living my best (fakey) life in Skankorini!Probably for her vibrator!
Made from the leftover cloth from queerdens spray on kecks ...cheap and cheerful couple.Something has been niggling me all day about that white outfit. I knew it. It was driving me crazy. There are four buttons on her outfit - three on Danielle's. Danielle's is perfectly tailored, Lord F's is embarrassing beyond control!
She did nick a white tablecloth from the taverna and superglued on buttons!!!!! #dishrag #fakeasfuck #giveitup #santorinishitheads
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That child needs a slapped arse. Not into that usually, but he's one spoilt, selfish little brat. Good luck with a new baby, Damian will probably eat it. ...Jesus Christ woman. You don't ask a child for permission to get him out of the highchair. You do it! All the horrid little bastard can say is NO NO NO. You are the adult ffs. Horrid little brat. Anyone else notice the screaming he did when she was trying to feed the horses and she cut it short ASAP! Rotten, spoilt kid.
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Nope not true. My partner is a size 7 feet but his weapon is MASSIVE love him so much xxIm really pissed of now all these years I was under the illusion that big feet meant big how wrong was I
I'd Jack it in now and go home, waste of time...Haha tit head broke down while she’s looking for more sunglasses So obviously spent the day on the beach how exciting Pleased he’s now stuck sweating like a pig waiting for a lift back to the hotel .Having a quiet night watching the sunset more like skint bored shitless of each other’s company and doing stuff that costs nothing as we know these two are skint
Let’s face it, Su Pollard is to blame for her son being a bleep. It was inevitably that Wurzel Warwick would be one too.Jesus Christ woman. You don't ask a child for permission to get him out of the highchair. You do it! All the horrid little bastard can say is NO NO NO. You are the adult ffs. Horrid little brat. Anyone else notice the screaming he did when she was trying to feed the horses and she cut it short ASAP! Rotten, spoilt kid.
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God love him he hasn’t a bleeping clue has he thinks its the battery they will just tell him yeah that’s what it was to make him think he’s right so he will rent off them again but they will charge him for the call out and bleeping the tit heap up, its something tiny but they will try rip him off because they will be able to see how much of a gullible twit he isHaha tit head broke down while she’s looking for more sunglasses So obviously spent the day on the beach how exciting Pleased he’s now stuck sweating like a pig waiting for a lift back to the hotel .Having a quiet night watching the sunset more like skint bored shitless of each other’s company and doing stuff that costs nothing as we know these two are skint