Oh he’s completely distraught over this funeral ain’t he?! Who the duck posts the memorial book ? Maybe it’s for proof for his absence. He’s only gone funeral to get outta work also I voted NO on my burner as he’s blocked my other two and he’s not yet blocked me and I voted ages ago
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What a sad fucker blocking the people who said no 
You really are not allowed a different opinion when it comes to these instagram bastards are you. Knobber 
You really are not allowed a different opinion when it comes to these instagram bastards are you. Knobber 
He only locked it so gogglebox will think yes is popular answer because 2 many people were saying no.
I’ve never know anyone on Instagram block people for pathetic trivial things the way he does. I actually dm’d someone once who I won’t name but will say they are probably better known than he is and have more followers than he does. I asked them a question which they took offence too but they had the decency to reply and even when I replied again disagreeing with them, they still didn’t block me for it. Another reason Jakey will never succeed in the industry is because he needs to be able to accept constructive criticism and move on but he can’t do that.What a sad fucker blocking the people who said no
Well done..love this. Made me LOLRecap:
Another thread finished, which involved multiple events whereby Fakey has been creating ailments regarding his back and hip yet again, missed shows and went to another failed audition and didn't get the job as he "was too young" for the part!
We have still had to endure yet more "topless" posing and eyefucking the camera - even in the middle of central London, more "father of the year" posts and sadly, more grief posts about his brother.
He went to a physio who basically said it was "all in his head" but unfortunately for him, he was filming it at the time, and gave Tattle a hilarious receipt!
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He soon turned the camera off after that and the look on his face said it all! Absolutely classic!
He then went on to have a second opinion with another physio who had x-ray vision and diagnosed that he had a "bruised bone". What a gifted woman she was! He was clearly suffering so much we then saw him laying down with an oxygen mask on but still filming and eyefucking himself!
We had another pathetic reel aimed at Tattle which really was CRINGE bro yano! Hi JakeMost of us don't sit in front of a laptop everyday stuffing crisps and chocolate and talking in an American accent you dick! We have much more enriched lives than you ever will mate!
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Being the warrior that he truly is, he stayed at Su's to "wind her up" again and filmed a reel of himself bouncing up and down on her bed! It was truly a miracle. All ailments completely vanishing. Amen and Praise Be!
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There were then a series of passive aggressive stories where he had clearly been reading on here and decided to address the steroids and his micro penis. He tried to mask his anger with humour but it really didn't work and just showed everybody how much of an angry little manchild he truly is!
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He managed to grace the rest of the cast with his presence for his final four shows (but didn't even manage that). He then went for a meal in Edinburgh where most of the cast looked awkward but he couldn't help having a slimey, hateful dig whilst wearing his Ali Express finest shirt at the table in front of them all......
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Bets are now being placed that the whole cast will be celebrating his long awaited exit from the show. Hip hip hooray (pun intended) lol.
Today he is attending his cousin's funeral and although he announced yesterday he is having a break from social media, he is still very much present and even had the disrespect to post this message this morning. He hadn't bothered with his cousin for years and years, even when he was battling cancer, and you are right Fakey - you can't get back time. It's a shame you couldn't be bothered to GIVE your warrior of a cousin some of your time when he was alive and give him much needed support .... RIP.
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Now the begging for Gogglebox has started for him and Su to appear. God forbid! Hopefully Channel 4 already know that these imbeciles have the personalities of two slugs and most people don't know who the hell they are anyway! Stop trying to be like Rylan and his mum. You haven't a hope in hell. They are absolutely brilliant in it!
The stag do is nigh. We all hope it's more fun-packed than Doph's.Doph has started up her fashion reels again. Don't bother love. Nobody cares. Just STOP!!!!! There's more personality in a wooden spoon you man-jawed wannabe.
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Let's see what job offers he gets in this new thread. He has, after all, got all the weddings and honeymoons to pay for.... Those credit card statements must be eyewatering!
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Balencia shoes for a frigging toddler??? Most of us buy our kids shoes from sports Direct or Tesco 
. Who has £200 to spend on gas at the moment never mind shoes
. Who has £200 to spend on gas at the moment never mind shoes 
1. you don’t know what hard work is
2. When are you ever nice
3. You cannot accept criticism at all
Sophie has £200 to spend on gas because she pays for duck all elseBalencia shoes for a frigging toddler??? Most of us buy our kids shoes from sports Direct or Tesco
#gifted … #beggybitch
Tattle called it!! Thought he was too good for panto, so working all Xmas again. Make dophy travel up again with the boys on Xmas eve no doubt.
Tbf, panto paid for their big NYC trip in Jan so he wasn't go to turn it down again
Tbf, panto paid for their big NYC trip in Jan so he wasn't go to turn it down again
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1. you don’t know what hard work is
2. When are you ever nice
3. You cannot accept criticism at all
yes jakes must not be working for ya mate because your as good as jobless
So translated ‘holidays’ mean just him and her cos otherwise surely that would be classed as family time too 
Glad to see he’s admitted he’s having to do panto now I hope one of his minions pulls him up on the fact he 100% stated he wasn’t doing panto this year because he wanted Christmas at home with the family.
Glad to see he’s admitted he’s having to do panto now I hope one of his minions pulls him up on the fact he 100% stated he wasn’t doing panto this year because he wanted Christmas at home with the family.Attachments
How tragic panto is all he can do
we know he hates panto but Can’t seem to find other work !! Hilarious
being home with family at Christmas won’t pay the bills will it fakey ?? Skint and stuck in panto ..
we know he hates panto but Can’t seem to find other work !! Hilarious
being home with family at Christmas won’t pay the bills will it fakey ?? Skint and stuck in panto ..
Don’t forget Sophie paid for half that trip
he’s doing panto because he needs the money. All his begging, tagging has got him nowhere work wise but he still has weddings, honeymoons, house renovations and jewellery to pay for. Well until he gets his Elizabeth Duke paid partnership 
Latest reel looking for his tiny pecker
Comment about gogglebox
“I was only messing but would be funny”
Is he for real he blocked two people on here for saying no, but it was just banter.
“I was only messing but would be funny”
Is he for real he blocked two people on here for saying no, but it was just banter.
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1. you don’t know what hard work is
2. When are you ever nice
3. You cannot accept criticism at all
He was putting off panto in the hope goggle box or strictly came knocking and when they didn’t went running back with his tail between his legs. He loves it there because he can behave however he wants
I think he does this kind of poll to deliberately go through the people who said no and block them, its an easy way for him to find his "trolls" there's no other reason for him to do it
I’ve not been blocked yet
Me too!
Bianca? What have I missed
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