Jake Quickenden #25 his neck, his back he’s a useless old ball sack

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erinccc

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The Duchess said:
Im from Dublin and I have never heard of this prick, honestly I dont think anyone will know who he is and that is clearly not a hotel he’s staying in, look at the little kitchen area??? looks like a city aparthotel or airbnb type place! There are plenty of lovely 4/5 star hotels in Dublin city centre but hes obviously cheaped out!

Wonder how long it takes me to join the club and get blocked 😂
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It's The Morgan Hotel in Temple Bar
 
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Cocobaby09

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Luckycorr13 said:
Chris Hughes is here in Scotland, he's going to the Hamilton Races Ladies Day.
Would rather be in Scotland in the pissing rain watching a bunch of drunk woman rolling about than be on Fakeys stag do.
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Plenty of drunk women at Hamilton Races :ROFLMAO:
 
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riddleme89 said:
Yes then the next day I think Jake went silent and soph posted that Leo was in hospital after cutting his hand open on a candle !!!!
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How the fuck can you cut your hand open on a candle and more importantly, why was the candle in a young child's reach in the first place? 🤔
 
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CrazyBaldhead said:
Recap:

Another thread finished, which involved multiple events whereby Fakey has been creating ailments regarding his back and hip yet again, missed shows and went to another failed audition and didn't get the job as he "was too young" for the part! 🤣

We have still had to endure yet more "topless" posing and eyefucking the camera - even in the middle of central London, more "father of the year" posts and sadly, more grief posts about his brother. 😴

He went to a physio who basically said it was "all in his head" but unfortunately for him, he was filming it at the time, and gave Tattle a hilarious receipt!

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He soon turned the camera off after that and the look on his face said it all! Absolutely classic!

He then went on to have a second opinion with another physio who had x-ray vision and diagnosed that he had a "bruised bone". What a gifted woman she was! He was clearly suffering so much we then saw him laying down with an oxygen mask on but still filming and eyefucking himself!

We had another pathetic reel aimed at Tattle which really was CRINGE bro yano! Hi Jake 👋👋 Most of us don't sit in front of a laptop everyday stuffing crisps and chocolate and talking in an American accent you dick! We have much more enriched lives than you ever will mate!
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Being the warrior that he truly is, he stayed at Su's to "wind her up" again and filmed a reel of himself bouncing up and down on her bed! It was truly a miracle. All ailments completely vanishing. Amen and Praise Be! 😮
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There were then a series of passive aggressive stories where he had clearly been reading on here and decided to address the steroids and his micro penis. He tried to mask his anger with humour but it really didn't work and just showed everybody how much of an angry little manchild he truly is! ✌
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He managed to grace the rest of the cast with his presence for his final four shows (but didn't even manage that). He then went for a meal in Edinburgh where most of the cast looked awkward but he couldn't help having a slimey, hateful dig whilst wearing his Ali Express finest shirt at the table in front of them all......
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Bets are now being placed that the whole cast will be celebrating his long awaited exit from the show. Hip hip hooray (pun intended) lol.

Today he is attending his cousin's funeral and although he announced yesterday he is having a break from social media, he is still very much present and even had the disrespect to post this message this morning. He hadn't bothered with his cousin for years and years, even when he was battling cancer, and you are right Fakey - you can't get back time. It's a shame you couldn't be bothered to GIVE your warrior of a cousin some of your time when he was alive and give him much needed support .... RIP. 🙌💔
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Now the begging for Gogglebox has started for him and Su to appear. God forbid! Hopefully Channel 4 already know that these imbeciles have the personalities of two slugs and most people don't know who the hell they are anyway! Stop trying to be like Rylan and his mum. You haven't a hope in hell. They are absolutely brilliant in it!

The stag do is nigh. We all hope it's more fun-packed than Doph's. 😴😴😴 Doph has started up her fashion reels again. Don't bother love. Nobody cares. Just STOP!!!!! There's more personality in a wooden spoon you man-jawed wannabe.🤢

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Let's see what job offers he gets in this new thread. He has, after all, got all the weddings and honeymoons to pay for.... Those credit card statements must be eyewatering! 🤣🤣🤣
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Well done..love this. Made me LOL 😘
 
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Nixxs

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riddleme89 said:
So a bunch of cunts on a day out . Apart from Chris is he going ? I do like Chris he does work hard and isn’t a beg . Jake will be star struck the sad fuck 😂😂

he acts like he’s best mates with them all when none even know him or want to know him 😂🤷🏻‍♀️
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he seems to be playing golf at the moment
 
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CrazyBaldhead

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mollyann said:
What a prize prat and just why lol he’s the gift that keeps giving but not in a good way 😂2300 likes 👍 he’s on the slippery slope to disappearing into z lister black hole and panto his calling now beggy bastard will never get decent work
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That picture is all shades of wrong! 🤢
 
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