Jake Quickenden #25 his neck, his back he’s a useless old ball sack

[bubbles?99]

Ireland

Oh, is there a reason for that? Seems a weird place to go on a stag do!

 

[Nixxs]

Most people are probably at truck fest as it’s been on all weekend, it’s near where I live which is 15 mins on the train from reading

I live the other direction

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Can’t seem to find that account



He’s trying to copy Sam Thompson sams actually funny with love island and his magnums, and doesn’t have to put on how good the ice cream is or fake it. He just eats it. He does it so well to the point that magnums themselves gifted him some. Give up Fakey fab aint gunna gift you

Put it in google. Just google War on Instagrammers. Bingo!

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Pat Butcher..


I wish..but I'm banned off the sidebar of shame....

Well it wasn't me. I haven't signed up to comment ..... yet......

 

[stargirl23]

Recap:

Another thread finished, which involved multiple events whereby Fakey has been creating ailments regarding his back and hip yet again, missed shows and went to another failed audition and didn't get the job as he "was too young" for the part!

We have still had to endure yet more "topless" posing and eyefucking the camera - even in the middle of central London, more "father of the year" posts and sadly, more grief posts about his brother.

He went to a physio who basically said it was "all in his head" but unfortunately for him, he was filming it at the time, and gave Tattle a hilarious receipt!

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He soon turned the camera off after that and the look on his face said it all! Absolutely classic!

He then went on to have a second opinion with another physio who had x-ray vision and diagnosed that he had a "bruised bone". What a gifted woman she was! He was clearly suffering so much we then saw him laying down with an oxygen mask on but still filming and eyefucking himself!

We had another pathetic reel aimed at Tattle which really was CRINGE bro yano! Hi Jake Most of us don't sit in front of a laptop everyday stuffing crisps and chocolate and talking in an American accent you dick! We have much more enriched lives than you ever will mate!
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Being the warrior that he truly is, he stayed at Su's to "wind her up" again and filmed a reel of himself bouncing up and down on her bed! It was truly a miracle. All ailments completely vanishing. Amen and Praise Be!
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There were then a series of passive aggressive stories where he had clearly been reading on here and decided to address the steroids and his micro penis. He tried to mask his anger with humour but it really didn't work and just showed everybody how much of an angry little manchild he truly is!
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He managed to grace the rest of the cast with his presence for his final four shows (but didn't even manage that). He then went for a meal in Edinburgh where most of the cast looked awkward but he couldn't help having a slimey, hateful dig whilst wearing his Ali Express finest shirt at the table in front of them all......
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Bets are now being placed that the whole cast will be celebrating his long awaited exit from the show. Hip hip hooray (pun intended) lol.

Today he is attending his cousin's funeral and although he announced yesterday he is having a break from social media, he is still very much present and even had the disrespect to post this message this morning. He hadn't bothered with his cousin for years and years, even when he was battling cancer, and you are right Fakey - you can't get back time. It's a shame you couldn't be bothered to GIVE your warrior of a cousin some of your time when he was alive and give him much needed support .... RIP.
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Now the begging for Gogglebox has started for him and Su to appear. God forbid! Hopefully Channel 4 already know that these imbeciles have the personalities of two slugs and most people don't know who the hell they are anyway! Stop trying to be like Rylan and his mum. You haven't a hope in hell. They are absolutely brilliant in it!

The stag do is nigh. We all hope it's more fun-packed than Doph's. Doph has started up her fashion reels again. Don't bother love. Nobody cares. Just STOP!!!!! There's more personality in a wooden spoon you man-jawed wannabe.

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Let's see what job offers he gets in this new thread. He has, after all, got all the weddings and honeymoons to pay for.... Those credit card statements must be eyewatering!
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Brilliant recap thank You

 

[Nixxs]

Can you imagine being that unfulfilled in life that you’d tweet this Then again look at her username and profile pic Also equally as sad is the fact someone has retweeted it and 4 people have liked it. I think we can tell by this the sort of ‘fans’ he has

Weirdo lol

 

[Nixxs]

Did he not have nearly a month off between the two? Plus how many times has he actually done the full week he was contracted to do? Hardly ever if I remember rightly


I would but I’m blocked

Ye I would love to but...

 

[plattyjoobs]

Sad person that put this on Twitter Guess the even sadder person who is the only one that’s liked it

I wonder who that could be

 

[Nixxs]

Obviously not why would he he only works with the cunt nothing more . Jake has no actual friends he will just make people go he used to know like old college friends

His stag was/is this weekend ye?

 

[lj1991]

Had to chuckle

Hahahaha brilliant

 

[Glitterbelle]

His shit, fulness stag reminds me of Miche's hen night in People Just Do Nothing

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Is she sitting there in her bra?

Also - she doesn’t suit her hair highlighted like that. She looks better as a brunette

I was thinking more of a paper bag. Much better job! Mind you, it would have to be a very big paper bag to fit her man jaw in!

 

[Nixxs]

Looking at the ad it only runs for a month. Surely he needs paid work from now till Dec

 

[mollyann]

Madge looking like those teeth of to the alps for season .Does she ever disclose it’s a ad can’t understand why she gets sent free stuff.tosser no longer working and does it ever go home tattoo now vitamin drip nothing like giving Sophie a break.Loves spending time away from the kids doing his own thing wanker

 

[Philimena cunk]

Who takes their phone into a spa?!!!

The tit that is Fake Prickenden....

 

[BettyCrockerr]

Yeah I’ve never been, idk I just assumed as he was at the airport he was going somewhere a bit further, I didn’t know Ireland was a big place for going out, idk why people are acting like I’m being rude about it for asking as I didn’t know looool

You must know that Dublin particularly has a reputation for being a party city? Surely?

 

[Moomin12]

He'll be sad they're not there but what's the betting his brother who is alive won't be there!

Is he even in touch. With him I've never ever seen him mentioned

 

[BettyCrockerr]

Just waiting for the pregnancy announcement in the magazine again…

Is she pregnant??????

 

[gagzi]

Is he even in touch. With him I've never ever seen him mentioned

Doesn't appear to be..if anything happened to him (god forbid) he'd be the best brother ever!

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

Thanks to @Yesweknowyouhavekids for the brilliant title with 55 likes

I’ve never made a thread before so I hope this works

can anyone do a recap? We need our @Jac In The Box

previous thread:

Jake Quickenden #24 Didn’t get his latest job He looks too young? or they know he’s a 🍆

Has thick skin yet crying about it on twitter? Ok fakey. If you really weren’t that bothered 1. You wouldn’t look at the comments and 2. You wouldn’t say what the comments are and that they don’t bother you, clearly in denial hun What an absolute cunt!!!! 🤣

tattle.life

Wooohooo thank you