Jake Quickenden #23 What’s next? Woe is me from the grief thief or a topless pic showing his turkey teef

[CrazyBaldhead]

and Sophie with the side boob out … ffs

Christ, we've had the side bolt-on today and half of his bollock! I need to throw up!

Saw this silly twit prancing around London today - top off, and being as loud and obnoxious as physically possible to try and draw attention to himself, quite sad really because no one gave a flying duck. Oh and the baby had a phone in his hand watching YouTube

Pity you didn't pelt him with something!!

 

[Ihateit]

Christ, we've had the side bolt-on today and half of his bollock! I need to throw up!


Pity you didn't pelt him with something!!

I would of but unfortunately I had an impressionable child with me (that I was actually parenting)

 

[jackickisadick]

Thread title suggestion:
‘A face full of crow’s feet and another job lost, don’t worry, Jakey, just think how much the wedding will cost’

 

[Jac In The Box]

If I was Sophie’s friend that had what’s app’d her & she didn’t reply then proceeded to post an ad & a reel of her tatty trousers I would be pretty peed off She has no time for friends but can posts ads & bleeping love herself She’s a narc just like him

 

[bluey]

So the prick can walk round London on a jolly but as soon as it’s time for work he can barely walk. To old for his audition, ok jake? To work shy more likely

 

[jackickisadick]

Why have they scraped that kid’s hair back that tight? He looks a twit. Get it cut

 

[mousey]

That baby, with his thinning slicked back hair, short sleeved shirt and tight jewellery just looks like a tiny greasy old man.

 

[MrsBudd]

That baby, with his thinning slicked back hair, short sleeved shirt and tight jewellery just looks like a tiny greasy old man.

Like father like son

 

[jackickisadick]

That gorgeous cat is going to scratch Leo one day because he gets in its face and the cat will be the one sent away

 

[gagzi]

And this is why you never get the job Fakey! Hip didn't hurt when pratting about in London yesterday. His need to over share everything is unreal isn't it.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Funny how his ailments miraculously clear up on a Sunday but by Monday it’s the same old same old again all week. Let’s see if he has these aches and pains whilst he’s on his stag do and first honeymoon. I very much doubt it. Come to the conclusion he’s just allergic to work unless he’s got a camera filming him.

 

[Patrick Star]

Looks too young for the part I think he misunderstood the feedback "sorry Jake, the character is more mature you're not what we're looking for"

 

[PrincessJeanie]

He works bloody hard has he made her say that. Yes he works hard on himself ie going to gym, eyefucking the camera, constantly on IG bigging himself up but when it comes to actual work, I think she’s a bit confused if she thinks what he does is hard work

 

[JustMetotoday]

If I was Sophie’s friend that had what’s app’d her & she didn’t reply then proceeded to post an ad & a reel of her tatty trousers I would be pretty peed off She has no time for friends but can posts ads & bleeping love herself She’s a narc just like himView attachment 1407656

Dead to the world but still on her phone. Priorities

 

[Joon]

...All together now...THE YOUNG ONES, DARLING WE'RE THE YOUNG ONES...I know you are all singing this now...
..

 

[Libbub]

Somebody mentioned Fagin a few pages back!

Uncanny resemblance but Fagin is much more sexier and had more brain cells!!
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I love it, it was me and now I see how wrong I was, he could easily play that part. Maybe he should go for old man roles cos actually it's def more his genre.

 

[stargirl23]

Maybe he can play Charley buckets grandad in Willy wonkas chocolate factory. He’s used to staying in bed being sooooo unwell

 

[Libbub]

I bet he was trying so hard to get the role he totally over egged the audition, trying too hard, and looked like a 6 year old in the school Xmas play. They totally felt sorry for him so let him down gently. Hilarious.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Oooh my hip!!!!!

I look a twit!!!!

The size of that bunion!!!

 

[Rob2401]

I actually think he does it because he thinks he’s that brilliant no one would turn him down (even though they do frequently ) and he thinks if the casting director sees how open he is there’s more chance of them hiring him. He just won’t accept that the way he comes across on social media is so unprofessional and desperate. That’s the real reason he struggles to get anything decent.

Totally this. He’s his own worst enemy. But social media aside he just doesn’t have the talent charisma or charm to get there roles. His look is outdated and the hair and teeth just look like tit!!
If it was the bodyguard he went for he was totally outta his depth Even going to the interview !
Age has duck all to do with it. Emmy rossum
Was phenomenal in phantom of the opera and she was like 16 at the time of shooting.. so many examples of casting tailoring roles for someone who’s impressed them at interview but doesn’t necessarily fit the character description.

Fake believes his own hype so when he’s getting knocked back for jobs he’s believing whatever piss poor excuse the casting directors are giving Him. I said before it doesn’t make sense that they would give him and interview based off his filtered pics where he looks slightly younger only to then to rock up for the interview looking like a haggered 40 yr old to be then told he looks too young.