Thank you for the votes on my thread title
For a while there, we were getting through a thread a week but Fake is sooooo boring that last one lasted nearly two
Sad times when even tattlers can’t be arsed to rip you a new one
Fake spent a week at Su the enablers whilst doing his 2 hour a day job, cue lots of riveting reels & a lorra laughs
We had the sprite challenege & fake sticking his face in his mothers gusset while being choked by his mother (it sounds funnier than it actually was
) Su must have been having too much fun to keep on top of Jake’s washing, so it’s just as well they have similar taste in clothes & he was able to borrow a couple of blouses from her closet
We presume there was some kind of falling out between fake & Farquaad after he ridiculed her not once but twice with a silly reel with a wave effect making her resemble Betty spaghetti There was no liking of each other’s content and no public declarations of love
Only teenage behaviour of posting quotes having a dig at each other🥱
After his run at Bradford ended he hotfooted ithome to the family he misses so much straight to Sheffield and into the bed of the only person fake may love as much as himself, Chris Hughes
Such a pity the feeling isn’t mutual eh Jake They were spending two days filming for “celebrity” antique road trip and like everyone else he comes into contact with, fake managed to piss Chris right off
Blissfully unaware of how much Chris wants to knock him the duck out, fake continued to flaunt his ‘bromance’
After the best 2 days of his life he remembered he had a family at home and content to film so he wasn’t going to let the small matter of his cousin losing his battle to cancer stand in the way of him posing & posting shite TikTok videos
Realising his likes were still dwindling & he had nothing of any substance to post he decided to revert to type & use someone else’s grief to gain sympathy New tattle members who know the family confirmed he hadn’t saw his cousin in years & never enquired about him during his illness
He is a grief thief who will use anyone to portray the victim narrative
The next few days should be fun watching Jake seethe at the thought of Sophie getting some Greek
Just remember tattlers “be more Jake!” After all the guy is a legend He came back from a bad back where he was unable to move to do handstands If Jake can overcome it so can you
If in doubt spend a fiver & the man himself may give you some tips on how to be a bleep like him
For a while there, we were getting through a thread a week but Fake is sooooo boring that last one lasted nearly two
Sad times when even tattlers can’t be arsed to rip you a new oneFake spent a week at Su the enablers whilst doing his 2 hour a day job, cue lots of riveting reels & a lorra laughs
We had the sprite challenege & fake sticking his face in his mothers gusset while being choked by his mother (it sounds funnier than it actually was) Su must have been having too much fun to keep on top of Jake’s washing, so it’s just as well they have similar taste in clothes & he was able to borrow a couple of blouses from her closet
We presume there was some kind of falling out between fake & Farquaad after he ridiculed her not once but twice with a silly reel with a wave effect making her resemble Betty spaghetti
There was no liking of each other’s content and no public declarations of love Only teenage behaviour of posting quotes having a dig at each other🥱
After his run at Bradford ended he hotfooted it
Such a pity the feeling isn’t mutual eh Jake They were spending two days filming for “celebrity” antique road trip and like everyone else he comes into contact with, fake managed to piss Chris right off Blissfully unaware of how much Chris wants to knock him the duck out, fake continued to flaunt his ‘bromance’
After the best 2 days of his life he remembered he had a family at home and content to film so he wasn’t going to let the small matter of his cousin losing his battle to cancer stand in the way of him posing & posting shite TikTok videos
Realising his likes were still dwindling & he had nothing of any substance to post he decided to revert to type & use someone else’s grief to gain sympathy
New tattle members who know the family confirmed he hadn’t saw his cousin in years & never enquired about him during his illness He is a grief thief who will use anyone to portray the victim narrative
The next few days should be fun watching Jake seethe at the thought of Sophie getting some Greek
Just remember tattlers “be more Jake!” After all the guy is a legend
He came back from a bad back where he was unable to move to do handstands If Jake can overcome it so can you If in doubt spend a fiver & the man himself may give you some tips on how to be a bleep like him
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reading here again with your passive aggressive digs after it was mentioned on here not to ask about the cardigan to then moan if people disagree 