He's got nothing else to talk about. Apart from being an annoying bleep, he's a boring one as well...
Just piss off Jake, and get a proper paying job
Jake Quickenden #12 Blocking and deleting all night, Then needs his gummies to feel alright!
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Just piss off Jake, and get a proper paying job
Thought he was off his phone all day? Why does he need to announce the hotel has been evacuated? He could always text people privately like normal people would do if there is really a need for them to know. If you’re reading this Jake - which you probably are - you’re an attention seeking moron!!!
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I thought exactly the same1 hour ago - having a day off Insta
And then posted 8 stories since
he is such a twit.
Guys just thought I’d update you of my life like jakey boy. Incase you were bothered about what I’m doing today I’ve had a shower and some lunch and now I’m going for a walk but I don’t reply as I’m off my phone today. Bore off back to work Jake no one cares
So off his phone but still has to film/post to say he’s been evacuated from hotel 
Notice how he made sure he got his fake Louis Vuitton holdall in the story 
Notice how he made sure he got his fake Louis Vuitton holdall in the story I actually feel sad for him, those teeth really are a mess, I don’t understand why he messed with his originals, why he carries on with them knowing they make people laugh. Rylan knew his were a laughing stock and had his changed.
Bet he’s the only prick standing outside at 1pm in a dressing gown
It must kill Jake to see that Rylan was the ‘joke act’ and is now absolutely smashing his career
So he’s laughing and joking and standing outside in a dressing gown arsing about… thought you were ill jakey boy 
yeh you look really ill, loved how earlier when he was going on about how ill he felt/was he kept sniffing up to show us how ill he apparently was…. Can’t help but laugh at this pathetic human wank stain
yeh you look really ill, loved how earlier when he was going on about how ill he felt/was he kept sniffing up to show us how ill he apparently was…. Can’t help but laugh at this pathetic human wank stainHe’d been in the spa. Hardly sleeping off illness is itSo he’s laughing and joking and standing outside in a dressing gown arsing about… thought you were ill jakey boy
Rylan is likeable though. That's why he is smashing his career. Plus he admits he can't sing and he is actually a good television presenter. Plus did you see his reaction when he got through on x factor?
He was more surprised than the audience was! The trouble with Jake is he is one of these people who thinks he is good at everything and isn't even remotely modest about the talents he does have. He makes fun of people who are FAR more talented than he is and are humble with it. The only people who are in love with him are bored housewives and jobless single mothers (apologies to any jobless single mothers on here. You're here so you're spared)
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He’s doing the old “seed planting” he’s becoming I’ll because the bleep isn’t used to working this much. I mean, he reminds me of me when I was 17 after a night on the piss or planning a day on the piss so would start feeling I’ll a few days before I mean - duck OFF JAKE.
No bleep with a migraine drinks.
No bleep with a migraine is able to be in light as it’s painful (I get horrific migraines now and again & it immobilises me)
No bleep who had a migraine world be that bleeping WELL to film themselves.
duck OFF.
No bleep with a migraine drinks.
No bleep with a migraine is able to be in light as it’s painful (I get horrific migraines now and again & it immobilises me)
No bleep who had a migraine world be that bleeping WELL to film themselves.
duck OFF.
Exactly that, start taking illness on Friday at work because you know you’ve got an all day bbq on the Sunday, difference was I was 18
get to work Jake and bore offEXACTLY. I mean, I was notorious for this ….Exactly that, start taking illness on Friday at work because you know you’ve got an all day bbq on the Sunday, difference was I was 18
From ages 17 to 21 I did alot of 4 day working weeks.
The manifesting of an illness, ringing in work “I don’t know if I should come in, been up all night, and I don’t want anyone else to get it” in a pathetic weak voice.
Dumb duck : I see you Jake
How’s the road to 1 million going Jakey?
Looks like it’s going in the wrong direction to me
Looks like it’s going in the wrong direction to me
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Hahahahah Hahahahah that has done me... Pie Crust
. Never going into Greggs again .
Plus when he switches off his honey light you know he wants people to see how haggard he is . He then claims he is ill. Work-shy Prickenden .Exactly that, start taking illness on Friday at work because you know you’ve got an all day bbq on the Sunday, difference was I was 18
He would rather be at home in bed than do 8 shows a week. He moaned about lockdown but at least he could stay home and still earn money. He must be regretting slagging off the restrictions thr govt had in place.So he’s laughing and joking and standing outside in a dressing gown arsing about… thought you were ill jakey boy
Exactly, fellow migraine sufferer here, I can't even lift my head off the pillow when I have one,my husband has to literally hold a glass of water to my mouth so I can take my pain, I can't stand it when people say they have a migraine when they have a headache they are NOT the same thing!!
I had to unfollow a very small beauty blogger for this, constantly bleeping moaning and crying into her phone on IG stories and lives when she had migraines to "keep it real" ffs, no love you're attention seeking and you wouldn't possibly be able to record and upload 20 stories of you crying if you really did have a migraine, it would be the last thing on your mind and it wouldn't be physically possible
Notice he's stopped calling it a migraine now though and just a headache. Bellend
He’s such a cringey embarrassing pathetic trail of cat sick
"I'm having a break from my phone"
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